Chapter 5 - IT'S HERE! :D
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Chapter 5 - IT'S HERE! :D
Chapter 5 - IT'S HERE! :D
SUMMARY SO FAR:
Nineteen years ago, at the focus of the series, the nine-tailed demon fox attacked Konohagakure. It was a powerful demon indeed; a single swing of one of its nine tails would raise tsunamis and flatten mountains. It raised chaos and slaughtered many people, until the leader of the Leaf Village - the Fourth Hokage - defeated it by sacrificing his own life to seal the demon inside a newly-born child, whose origins are as yet unknown. That child's name was Naruto Uzumaki.
(cast on break)
Naruto: OKAY. FIRST of all, that is NOT a summary of this frickin’ whatchamacallit. SECOND, my origins are completely OBVIOUS! >:
Itachi: Oh, REALLY? T_T;
Naruto: YES. U_U
Sakura: Who, then?
Naruto: *emphatic pause* ..... >_>;;
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*whispers* .....MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S INTERNATIONAL COLLIEGIATE DICTIONARY. =_=
Itachi: .....RIIIIIIIIIGHTTT. *sits back and sips coffee*
Naruto: IT’S TRUE! >:| *bangs fists on table*
TTfan1: Or not. T_T;
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Deidara: Hey, you ever been to Billy Vs. SnakeMan? Un?
Sasuke: Um, no. o_o
Deidara: Well, you should. Un. ^__^
Naruto: ...Why?
Deidara: It’s like a totally effed-up version of our series. Just look at the homepage, un.
Itachi: Well, what is it? ._.
Deidara: It’s an online game, un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Why what? Un?
Itachi: Why is it an online game?
Deidara: Whaddya mean, WHY? It just IS! Un!
Itachi: *sips coffee again, crosses legs* Well, why do you know what it is?
Deidara: I found it online, un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because.... I was surfing the Web. Un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because I LIKE to surf the Web! It’s fun, un!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because... um.... you don’t know what you’ll find! Un!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because so many people put stuff on it. Un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because they can, un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because they have access. Un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because their computer is connected to the worldwide server. Un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because they wanted it to be. They went out, bought themselves a nice pretty Internet cable, got a modem AND a router, went home, plugged it in, waited or it to power up and THEN connect, and just went on from there. U_U
Itachi: .....Where?
Deidara: What? Un?
Itachi: Where did they go to buy this cable, modem, and/or ROUTER?
Deidara: I don’t KNOW! Lots of places! o_o;; UN!
Itachi: Like WHERE?
Deidara: All over the world! >:|
Itachi: WHERE?
Deidara: Wal-Mart! Best Buy! RadioShack! Dick’s Sporting Goods! OTHER PLACES!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: What now?!
Itachi: Why would they go there?
Deidara: B-Because they sell electronics! I think! O_O;
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because it’s their business!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: To make money.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because they NEED money!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because money is the basis of modern life! You need money to survive!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because everything costs something!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because... because nobody gives something without getting something in return!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: I guess that’s because it’s just human nature!
Itachi: ...Why?
Deidara: Because whatever God exists made us that way!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: I DON’T KNOW!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: I’M NOT GOD!
Itachi: WHY?
Deidara: I DON’T KNOW THAT, EITHER! STOP PESTERING ME!
Itachi: WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? O_O
Deidara: AHHHHHHHH!H!H!H! *mental/emotional breakdown* DDX
Itachi: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. *sips coffee* ^_^
Sakura: ....Is he emo? ._.
TTfan1: I.... really don’t... know anymore. >_>;
Itachi: AND YOU NEVER WILL.
TTfan1: Why?
Itachi: You answer that question. +_+
TTfan1: ....UHHHHH!!!!! *runs screaming out of room*
Itachi: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. *sips coffee* ^_^
Kisame: Itachi actually got him to stop saying “un”!! Wow, un!
Naruto: I’m hungry. T_T
Kisame: What’s for snack today? ._.
Itachi: Dunno. Look at the food calendar.
Sakura: *pulls it down* Uh....
Sasuke: What?
Sakura: *holds calendar up*
Calendar:
TODAY’S SNACK:
gewwd kewwkees N jeews orr meelck
Itachi/Deidara: *chuckle*
Kisame: “Jeweled Cook Keenjewsormeelk”? ._.
Sasuke: No, I think it says “Gooed Kookies End Jews Ormick”. U__U
Naruto: Was that a racial comment?
Sasuke: Mebbe.
Itachi: ...What?
Sasuke: No.
Itachi: Because you DO know that that would be morally wrong. T_T
Sasuke: ....Yeah, I know. U_U
Itachi: DO you? I don’t think you do.
Sasuke: I do!!! >:|
Sakura: Racist. -_-
Naruto: *tears calendar away from Sakura* Who the hell even WROTE this?! >:|
Tobi: Tobi’s a good boy.
Deidara: IT WAS YOU!
Tobi: What was me? ._x
Itachi: You wrote the food calendar.
Tobi: Yup! ^__^
Naruto: Well, what the hell does it SAY?!!
Tobi: *looks at it closely* “Good Cookies and Juice or Milk”. U_X
Itachi: WTF?
Sakura: I don’t see that at all! >:
Tobi: Well, obviously you people can’t READ, then. T_X
Itachi: *smacks him*
Sasuke: Learn to spell!!
Naruto: What’s for dinner?
Calendar:
TODAY’S DINNER:
cheeckan N pees
Deidara: *cracks up*
Sasuke: We’re having Christian pee?
Itachi: STOP MAKING RACIAL CRACKS!
Sasuke: Why? :)
Itachi: Because our janitor, Pedro, will get offended! He’s Jewish, you know!
Pedro: ...I am? ._.
Itachi: ...And senile! >:
Tobi: What?! What did I do?!
Sakura: Can’t we just have fish? T_T
Kisame: NOOOO!!!! THAT COULD BE MOM YOU’RE FRYING UP!
Sasuke: ‘S fine! I’ll call Raphael and tell ‘im to bring a bucket o’ crab! ^_^ *dials*
Tobi: Fine! We’ll have something else!! *takes down calendar, crosses out writing and puts it back up*
Calendar:
TODAY’S DINNER:
bahrbeekyu
Deidara: *rolls on ground laughing*
Sasuke: WHAT THE F—
Naruto: We need writers. T_T
Tobi: STOP LAUGHING AT MEEE!!!!! YOU’RE JUST PREJUDICED BECAUSE I’M LATINO!!!
Raphael: *suddenly there* YOU ARE NOT LATINO! I AM LATINO! YOU ARE NOT!
Tobi: Then how come my shirt says I am?! *tears cloak off*
Tobi’s Shirt: LAAHTEENOE
Raphael: ....
Deidara/Itachi: *laughing and crying at the same time* XDD
Sasuke: *throws hands in air* Where’s the crab?! >:
Raphael: There was a shrimp festival down the road, so I got shrimp instead. :3
*truckload of shrimp floods in the door*
Raphael: ...Well, THAT wasn’t supposed to happen. ._.
Naruto: Um, hooray! Shrimp! >_>;;
Sakura: STOP INSULTING ME!
Sasuke: Sakura, I SAID I’d pay for your breast augmentation. WHY don’t you just accept that you are abnormally scrawny and let me make you BEAUTIFUL?!
Sakura: WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?!
Raphael: ‘Cuz we have to look at you. -_-
Sasuke: And while we’re at it, I’ll get you face lifted so your forehead ain’t so big. ^__^
**POOF**
Konan: Guys, the new newsletter came in. *holds it up*
Paper: NEEWSLETAH
Deidara: *can’t breathe* (grabs on to Itachi) XD
Itachi: *collapses* XDD
Konan: *looks at paper* ....What? o_o
Kisame: *takes paper* Hey, look! Big Lots’ havin’ a sale! :D
Naruto: On what?
Kisame: Goldfish! ^_^
Naruto: You mean the crunchy cracker snacks, or the pet?
Kisame: Well, OBVIOUSLY the SNACKS! DUH! ^_^ *looks at newsletter again* What an idio—OH MY GOD!!!! COUSIN JOANNE! *drops it and takes off*
Shrimp: *squish under his feet*
Raphael: ....Ew. ._.
Sasuke: We need biscuits. Go get some biscuits. T_T
Raphael: **POOF**
Deidara: *regains normal breathing*
Itachi: ...What was so funny again? o_o
Konan: ...What? ._.
Itachi: *sees Konan* ....Oh damn.
Naruto: *eats shrimp off of ground* ^___^
Sakura: ...You know those’re raw, right? T_T
Naruto: *pauses*
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*keeps eating* If I die, I die. U_U
Tobi: *scrapes shrimp off of ground, puts them in conveniently placed wheelbarrow* :)
Sasuke: *points* Where’d THAT come from? ._.
Naruto: Hey, guys! You know what?! It’s been over half an hour, and Sasuke STILL hasn’t come on to me! It’s a new record! :D
Sasuke: *slaps his @$$* I’ll show YOU a record. ^_^
Naruto: ....Never mind. -_-
Sakura: You shouldn’t have said anything. U_U
Naruto: Oh, like that tidbit is just SO USEFUL NOW. T_T
Sasuke: *hugs him* Let’s be free to be you and me. ^^ *rubs Naruto’s face*
Naruto: EWWW!! HE’S TOUCHING ME!!!! O__O
Itachi: *covers eyes* Konan, will you go out with me?
Konan: *cleans fingernails idly* Huh? T_T
Deidara: He wants you to dig the shovel down the ditch.
Itachi: WHAAT?!! *looks through fingers in shock* O_O
Deidara: Heh heh heh heh heh. Revenge is sweet. ^__^
Konan: Um, okay.
Itachi: ...Are you serious? o_o
Konan: Yup. U_U
Itachi: .....
Konan: ...Are you okay?
Itachi: .........
Deidara: Is he dead? ._.
Itachi: .......................................................................No.
Deidara: Oh. Okay. *helps Tobi pour water into the shrimp wheelbarrow*
Tobi: *lights a fire underneath*
Sasuke: NAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOOOO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! :D
Naruto: I hate you.
Sasuke: That’s not what you said last night, when we were slow-dancing naked on the beach in the light of the full moon, the eerie glow glistening off of our intertwined tongues, our—
Naruto: EWWWW!!!!! EWWW!!!! GET OFF OF ME!!! YOU FREAK!!!
Sasuke: *clings* Ooh. Somebody’s a little shy. ^_^
Naruto: T-THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! STOP MAKING UP EVENTS THAT DON’T EXIST!!! O///////O
Sasuke: ......Fine. T_T
Naruto: GOOD!!!! ////////////////
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Sasuke: We need potatoes. -_-
Naruto: Well, then, get the f-ck off me and go GET some. T_T
Sasuke: No. U_U
Orochimaru: I’LL get you potatoes, Sasuke-kun. +_+
Naruto: What the hell do we even need potatoes for? o_o;;
Itachi: Where did YOU come from?! >:|
Orochimaru: Heh heh heh heh heh. (Kukuku.) ^__^ Would you really like to know?
Itachi: ...N-Never mind. >_>;
Sasuke: Go away! You freaky old man!
Orochimaru: Oh, Sasuke-kun, you embarrass me. *waves hand*
Sasuke: Kukuku. T_T
Orochimaru: So you DO understand! ^_^
Naruto: ....What? ._.
Sasuke: You’re creepy! And no, I don’t understand!
Orochimaru: *put hand on hip* What I’m SAY-ING is that the night you succumbed to me contained the most EROTIC moment of my life. Lick me like a lollipop-POP!! >:D
Sasuke: WH-WHAT?!?!? T-THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!! O_O
Naruto: Not so nice NOW, is it?! >:
Sasuke: Shut up, dog!!! >:|
Orochimaru: You know there’s a reason my nickname is “Oro”, right, Sasuke-kun? ^^
Sasuke: You are a nasty man! And my mama always told me to stay away from nasty men like you! Begone, nasty man!!! >: *uses Naruto as human shield*
Naruto: Hey!!! O_O
Orochimaru: Ahh, Naruto-kun! I knew your daddy! :)
Naruto: .....You knew a collegiate dictionary? ._.
Orochimaru: *crosses arms* Well, I never said we were good FRIENDS. T_T
Deidara: Hey, hey, guys! GUYS!
Itachi: WHAT?!!
Deidara: I just came up with THE MOST disgusting mental image you will EVER IMAGINE. +_+
Itachi: ....And what would that be? -_-;
Deidara: .....CORN. *wince*
Itachi: ......
Konan: .....Wow. That... that really wasn’t that disturbing. T_T;; *takes up Itachi’s coffee and sips it slowly*
Deidara: Y-Yes it is!!! >:|
Itachi: No, seriously. Like, I thought you were gonna say somethin’ like Kisame and Zetsu having really, REALLY, REALLLLY explicit anal-oral sex or something like that--
Konan: *spits up coffee* O__O
Deidara: EWWWW!!!! EWWWW!!!!! ......EWWW!!!!!
Naruto: A-A-And the worst part IS, you can ACTUALLY VISUALIZE THAT. O_O;
Sakura: ....Indeed, you can. >_>;;
Itachi: Where the hell IS Zetsu's @$$ anyway?!! >:|
Sasuke: You people don’t think that’s sexy? ._.
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Sakura: ....You really ARE weird. o_o;
Chuckie E. Cheese: *pops up* HEY HEY HEY!!!!! WHO’S READ-AY TO PARTAY?!?!?!? >:D
Naruto: THE HELL?!?! O__O
C.E.C.: HA-HAH—Wait. You’re not Cindy Little’s fifth birthday party!
Sasuke: SWEET JESUS!!!! A RAT!!!! *whips out rifle*
C.E.C.: H-Hey-!! Wh-What are you-?! O_O
Sasuke: *loads barrel and FIRES repeatedly in SLOW MOTION*
Chuckie E. Cheese: *EXPLODES DRAMATICALLY*
*drip*
Itachi: Ew, there’s rodent gut everywhere! >:|
Sakura: *wipes wall and licks finger* Tastes kinda like...shrimp.
Naruto: *VOMIT*
Nineteen years ago, at the focus of the series, the nine-tailed demon fox attacked Konohagakure. It was a powerful demon indeed; a single swing of one of its nine tails would raise tsunamis and flatten mountains. It raised chaos and slaughtered many people, until the leader of the Leaf Village - the Fourth Hokage - defeated it by sacrificing his own life to seal the demon inside a newly-born child, whose origins are as yet unknown. That child's name was Naruto Uzumaki.
(cast on break)
Naruto: OKAY. FIRST of all, that is NOT a summary of this frickin’ whatchamacallit. SECOND, my origins are completely OBVIOUS! >:
Itachi: Oh, REALLY? T_T;
Naruto: YES. U_U
Sakura: Who, then?
Naruto: *emphatic pause* ..... >_>;;
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*whispers* .....MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S INTERNATIONAL COLLIEGIATE DICTIONARY. =_=
Itachi: .....RIIIIIIIIIGHTTT. *sits back and sips coffee*
Naruto: IT’S TRUE! >:| *bangs fists on table*
TTfan1: Or not. T_T;
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Deidara: Hey, you ever been to Billy Vs. SnakeMan? Un?
Sasuke: Um, no. o_o
Deidara: Well, you should. Un. ^__^
Naruto: ...Why?
Deidara: It’s like a totally effed-up version of our series. Just look at the homepage, un.
Itachi: Well, what is it? ._.
Deidara: It’s an online game, un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Why what? Un?
Itachi: Why is it an online game?
Deidara: Whaddya mean, WHY? It just IS! Un!
Itachi: *sips coffee again, crosses legs* Well, why do you know what it is?
Deidara: I found it online, un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because.... I was surfing the Web. Un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because I LIKE to surf the Web! It’s fun, un!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because... um.... you don’t know what you’ll find! Un!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because so many people put stuff on it. Un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because they can, un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because they have access. Un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because their computer is connected to the worldwide server. Un.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because they wanted it to be. They went out, bought themselves a nice pretty Internet cable, got a modem AND a router, went home, plugged it in, waited or it to power up and THEN connect, and just went on from there. U_U
Itachi: .....Where?
Deidara: What? Un?
Itachi: Where did they go to buy this cable, modem, and/or ROUTER?
Deidara: I don’t KNOW! Lots of places! o_o;; UN!
Itachi: Like WHERE?
Deidara: All over the world! >:|
Itachi: WHERE?
Deidara: Wal-Mart! Best Buy! RadioShack! Dick’s Sporting Goods! OTHER PLACES!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: What now?!
Itachi: Why would they go there?
Deidara: B-Because they sell electronics! I think! O_O;
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because it’s their business!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: To make money.
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because they NEED money!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because money is the basis of modern life! You need money to survive!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because everything costs something!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: Because... because nobody gives something without getting something in return!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: I guess that’s because it’s just human nature!
Itachi: ...Why?
Deidara: Because whatever God exists made us that way!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: I DON’T KNOW!
Itachi: Why?
Deidara: I’M NOT GOD!
Itachi: WHY?
Deidara: I DON’T KNOW THAT, EITHER! STOP PESTERING ME!
Itachi: WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? O_O
Deidara: AHHHHHHHH!H!H!H! *mental/emotional breakdown* DDX
Itachi: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. *sips coffee* ^_^
Sakura: ....Is he emo? ._.
TTfan1: I.... really don’t... know anymore. >_>;
Itachi: AND YOU NEVER WILL.
TTfan1: Why?
Itachi: You answer that question. +_+
TTfan1: ....UHHHHH!!!!! *runs screaming out of room*
Itachi: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. *sips coffee* ^_^
Kisame: Itachi actually got him to stop saying “un”!! Wow, un!
Naruto: I’m hungry. T_T
Kisame: What’s for snack today? ._.
Itachi: Dunno. Look at the food calendar.
Sakura: *pulls it down* Uh....
Sasuke: What?
Sakura: *holds calendar up*
Calendar:
TODAY’S SNACK:
gewwd kewwkees N jeews orr meelck
Itachi/Deidara: *chuckle*
Kisame: “Jeweled Cook Keenjewsormeelk”? ._.
Sasuke: No, I think it says “Gooed Kookies End Jews Ormick”. U__U
Naruto: Was that a racial comment?
Sasuke: Mebbe.
Itachi: ...What?
Sasuke: No.
Itachi: Because you DO know that that would be morally wrong. T_T
Sasuke: ....Yeah, I know. U_U
Itachi: DO you? I don’t think you do.
Sasuke: I do!!! >:|
Sakura: Racist. -_-
Naruto: *tears calendar away from Sakura* Who the hell even WROTE this?! >:|
Tobi: Tobi’s a good boy.
Deidara: IT WAS YOU!
Tobi: What was me? ._x
Itachi: You wrote the food calendar.
Tobi: Yup! ^__^
Naruto: Well, what the hell does it SAY?!!
Tobi: *looks at it closely* “Good Cookies and Juice or Milk”. U_X
Itachi: WTF?
Sakura: I don’t see that at all! >:
Tobi: Well, obviously you people can’t READ, then. T_X
Itachi: *smacks him*
Sasuke: Learn to spell!!
Naruto: What’s for dinner?
Calendar:
TODAY’S DINNER:
cheeckan N pees
Deidara: *cracks up*
Sasuke: We’re having Christian pee?
Itachi: STOP MAKING RACIAL CRACKS!
Sasuke: Why? :)
Itachi: Because our janitor, Pedro, will get offended! He’s Jewish, you know!
Pedro: ...I am? ._.
Itachi: ...And senile! >:
Tobi: What?! What did I do?!
Sakura: Can’t we just have fish? T_T
Kisame: NOOOO!!!! THAT COULD BE MOM YOU’RE FRYING UP!
Sasuke: ‘S fine! I’ll call Raphael and tell ‘im to bring a bucket o’ crab! ^_^ *dials*
Tobi: Fine! We’ll have something else!! *takes down calendar, crosses out writing and puts it back up*
Calendar:
TODAY’S DINNER:
bahrbeekyu
Deidara: *rolls on ground laughing*
Sasuke: WHAT THE F—
Naruto: We need writers. T_T
Tobi: STOP LAUGHING AT MEEE!!!!! YOU’RE JUST PREJUDICED BECAUSE I’M LATINO!!!
Raphael: *suddenly there* YOU ARE NOT LATINO! I AM LATINO! YOU ARE NOT!
Tobi: Then how come my shirt says I am?! *tears cloak off*
Tobi’s Shirt: LAAHTEENOE
Raphael: ....
Deidara/Itachi: *laughing and crying at the same time* XDD
Sasuke: *throws hands in air* Where’s the crab?! >:
Raphael: There was a shrimp festival down the road, so I got shrimp instead. :3
*truckload of shrimp floods in the door*
Raphael: ...Well, THAT wasn’t supposed to happen. ._.
Naruto: Um, hooray! Shrimp! >_>;;
Sakura: STOP INSULTING ME!
Sasuke: Sakura, I SAID I’d pay for your breast augmentation. WHY don’t you just accept that you are abnormally scrawny and let me make you BEAUTIFUL?!
Sakura: WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?!
Raphael: ‘Cuz we have to look at you. -_-
Sasuke: And while we’re at it, I’ll get you face lifted so your forehead ain’t so big. ^__^
**POOF**
Konan: Guys, the new newsletter came in. *holds it up*
Paper: NEEWSLETAH
Deidara: *can’t breathe* (grabs on to Itachi) XD
Itachi: *collapses* XDD
Konan: *looks at paper* ....What? o_o
Kisame: *takes paper* Hey, look! Big Lots’ havin’ a sale! :D
Naruto: On what?
Kisame: Goldfish! ^_^
Naruto: You mean the crunchy cracker snacks, or the pet?
Kisame: Well, OBVIOUSLY the SNACKS! DUH! ^_^ *looks at newsletter again* What an idio—OH MY GOD!!!! COUSIN JOANNE! *drops it and takes off*
Shrimp: *squish under his feet*
Raphael: ....Ew. ._.
Sasuke: We need biscuits. Go get some biscuits. T_T
Raphael: **POOF**
Deidara: *regains normal breathing*
Itachi: ...What was so funny again? o_o
Konan: ...What? ._.
Itachi: *sees Konan* ....Oh damn.
Naruto: *eats shrimp off of ground* ^___^
Sakura: ...You know those’re raw, right? T_T
Naruto: *pauses*
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*keeps eating* If I die, I die. U_U
Tobi: *scrapes shrimp off of ground, puts them in conveniently placed wheelbarrow* :)
Sasuke: *points* Where’d THAT come from? ._.
Naruto: Hey, guys! You know what?! It’s been over half an hour, and Sasuke STILL hasn’t come on to me! It’s a new record! :D
Sasuke: *slaps his @$$* I’ll show YOU a record. ^_^
Naruto: ....Never mind. -_-
Sakura: You shouldn’t have said anything. U_U
Naruto: Oh, like that tidbit is just SO USEFUL NOW. T_T
Sasuke: *hugs him* Let’s be free to be you and me. ^^ *rubs Naruto’s face*
Naruto: EWWW!! HE’S TOUCHING ME!!!! O__O
Itachi: *covers eyes* Konan, will you go out with me?
Konan: *cleans fingernails idly* Huh? T_T
Deidara: He wants you to dig the shovel down the ditch.
Itachi: WHAAT?!! *looks through fingers in shock* O_O
Deidara: Heh heh heh heh heh. Revenge is sweet. ^__^
Konan: Um, okay.
Itachi: ...Are you serious? o_o
Konan: Yup. U_U
Itachi: .....
Konan: ...Are you okay?
Itachi: .........
Deidara: Is he dead? ._.
Itachi: .......................................................................No.
Deidara: Oh. Okay. *helps Tobi pour water into the shrimp wheelbarrow*
Tobi: *lights a fire underneath*
Sasuke: NAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOOOO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! :D
Naruto: I hate you.
Sasuke: That’s not what you said last night, when we were slow-dancing naked on the beach in the light of the full moon, the eerie glow glistening off of our intertwined tongues, our—
Naruto: EWWWW!!!!! EWWW!!!! GET OFF OF ME!!! YOU FREAK!!!
Sasuke: *clings* Ooh. Somebody’s a little shy. ^_^
Naruto: T-THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! STOP MAKING UP EVENTS THAT DON’T EXIST!!! O///////O
Sasuke: ......Fine. T_T
Naruto: GOOD!!!! ////////////////
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Sasuke: We need potatoes. -_-
Naruto: Well, then, get the f-ck off me and go GET some. T_T
Sasuke: No. U_U
Orochimaru: I’LL get you potatoes, Sasuke-kun. +_+
Naruto: What the hell do we even need potatoes for? o_o;;
Itachi: Where did YOU come from?! >:|
Orochimaru: Heh heh heh heh heh. (Kukuku.) ^__^ Would you really like to know?
Itachi: ...N-Never mind. >_>;
Sasuke: Go away! You freaky old man!
Orochimaru: Oh, Sasuke-kun, you embarrass me. *waves hand*
Sasuke: Kukuku. T_T
Orochimaru: So you DO understand! ^_^
Naruto: ....What? ._.
Sasuke: You’re creepy! And no, I don’t understand!
Orochimaru: *put hand on hip* What I’m SAY-ING is that the night you succumbed to me contained the most EROTIC moment of my life. Lick me like a lollipop-POP!! >:D
Sasuke: WH-WHAT?!?!? T-THAT NEVER HAPPENED!!!! O_O
Naruto: Not so nice NOW, is it?! >:
Sasuke: Shut up, dog!!! >:|
Orochimaru: You know there’s a reason my nickname is “Oro”, right, Sasuke-kun? ^^
Sasuke: You are a nasty man! And my mama always told me to stay away from nasty men like you! Begone, nasty man!!! >: *uses Naruto as human shield*
Naruto: Hey!!! O_O
Orochimaru: Ahh, Naruto-kun! I knew your daddy! :)
Naruto: .....You knew a collegiate dictionary? ._.
Orochimaru: *crosses arms* Well, I never said we were good FRIENDS. T_T
Deidara: Hey, hey, guys! GUYS!
Itachi: WHAT?!!
Deidara: I just came up with THE MOST disgusting mental image you will EVER IMAGINE. +_+
Itachi: ....And what would that be? -_-;
Deidara: .....CORN. *wince*
Itachi: ......
Konan: .....Wow. That... that really wasn’t that disturbing. T_T;; *takes up Itachi’s coffee and sips it slowly*
Deidara: Y-Yes it is!!! >:|
Itachi: No, seriously. Like, I thought you were gonna say somethin’ like Kisame and Zetsu having really, REALLY, REALLLLY explicit anal-oral sex or something like that--
Konan: *spits up coffee* O__O
Deidara: EWWWW!!!! EWWWW!!!!! ......EWWW!!!!!
Naruto: A-A-And the worst part IS, you can ACTUALLY VISUALIZE THAT. O_O;
Sakura: ....Indeed, you can. >_>;;
Itachi: Where the hell IS Zetsu's @$$ anyway?!! >:|
Sasuke: You people don’t think that’s sexy? ._.
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Sakura: ....You really ARE weird. o_o;
Chuckie E. Cheese: *pops up* HEY HEY HEY!!!!! WHO’S READ-AY TO PARTAY?!?!?!? >:D
Naruto: THE HELL?!?! O__O
C.E.C.: HA-HAH—Wait. You’re not Cindy Little’s fifth birthday party!
Sasuke: SWEET JESUS!!!! A RAT!!!! *whips out rifle*
C.E.C.: H-Hey-!! Wh-What are you-?! O_O
Sasuke: *loads barrel and FIRES repeatedly in SLOW MOTION*
Chuckie E. Cheese: *EXPLODES DRAMATICALLY*
*drip*
Itachi: Ew, there’s rodent gut everywhere! >:|
Sakura: *wipes wall and licks finger* Tastes kinda like...shrimp.
Naruto: *VOMIT*
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Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on June 12, 2008, 1:10:34 AM
Hahaha.Jello shots. Oh dear. ^_____^