Chapter 3 - Doing it Right Before Your Essanator
Submitted October 30, 2010 Updated November 3, 2010 Status Incomplete | Like QueenPaige said, it''s easier to put the quizzes here instead of in a bloggy thing.... :P
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Chapter 3 - Doing it Right Before Your Essanator
Chapter 3 - Doing it Right Before Your Essanator
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here: thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Biting the Hand that Feeds Essanator (NO, DON'T DO IT. I'm hungry...)
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Let the Essanator Begin (...that should have been what I said to myself every morning :P)
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Australians Wouldn't Give an Essanator For Anything Else (but ONLY the Australians)
4. How would you answer a booty call?
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get To the Center of an Essanator? (....WTF)
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Behold The Power of Essanator (maybe I would....lol)
6. To someone you dislike?
I'd Walk a Mile for an Essanator (...what)
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would excuse yourself?
Gotta Lotta Essanator (...uhh)
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
With a Name Like Essanator, It Has to be Good. (and then I run away because I listened to the slogan machine instead of my brain machine)
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Essanator Tested, Mother Approved (...and then I get another "F")
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Where Essanator is a Pleasure (WHAT THE EFFING EFF)
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Snap! Crackle! Essanator! (wow...)
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Schh... You Know Essanator. (yeahh....wut)
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Don't Forget The Essanator, Mum (no comment)
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
If You Like A Lot of Essanator on Your Biscuit, Join Our Club (wtf kind of movie would that be?)
15. Your last words before you die...
Make It An Essanator Night (okay so... "make it....an essanator....night *choke, falls over dead*" wow I'm brilliant with words)
16. Your message to a special someone...
Pride of the Essanator For Over a Hundred Years (fail special message)
17. Title of this post will be..
Doing It Right Before Your Essanator (WHAT. THE. EFF. No....I'm going to leave that be...*walks away*)
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Biting the Hand that Feeds Essanator (NO, DON'T DO IT. I'm hungry...)
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Let the Essanator Begin (...that should have been what I said to myself every morning :P)
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Australians Wouldn't Give an Essanator For Anything Else (but ONLY the Australians)
4. How would you answer a booty call?
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get To the Center of an Essanator? (....WTF)
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Behold The Power of Essanator (maybe I would....lol)
6. To someone you dislike?
I'd Walk a Mile for an Essanator (...what)
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would excuse yourself?
Gotta Lotta Essanator (...uhh)
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
With a Name Like Essanator, It Has to be Good. (and then I run away because I listened to the slogan machine instead of my brain machine)
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Essanator Tested, Mother Approved (...and then I get another "F")
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Where Essanator is a Pleasure (WHAT THE EFFING EFF)
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Snap! Crackle! Essanator! (wow...)
12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Schh... You Know Essanator. (yeahh....wut)
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Don't Forget The Essanator, Mum (no comment)
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
If You Like A Lot of Essanator on Your Biscuit, Join Our Club (wtf kind of movie would that be?)
15. Your last words before you die...
Make It An Essanator Night (okay so... "make it....an essanator....night *choke, falls over dead*" wow I'm brilliant with words)
16. Your message to a special someone...
Pride of the Essanator For Over a Hundred Years (fail special message)
17. Title of this post will be..
Doing It Right Before Your Essanator (WHAT. THE. EFF. No....I'm going to leave that be...*walks away*)
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