Chapter 2 - Daddy, Some Fangirls are Stalking me!
Submitted September 4, 2005 Updated September 15, 2005 Status Incomplete | Dear People of the World, We, Random Fangirls, have decided to allow mobs of Obsessive teenage girls rewrite Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. In short...the story is screwed. Based of 2005 movie. (Written by me and a Friend)
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Chapter 2 - Daddy, Some Fangirls are Stalking me!
Chapter 2 - Daddy, Some Fangirls are Stalking me!
A/N: Wow...we thought everyone would trample over us in angry mob form for this. I guess we're better than we thought. -beams-
Thanks to our reviewers, Oracle Pheonix, rin-pyon, vampman, Aviarianna O Lorien, KatterinaBlender, Pirate-Pam, and last but not least Sailor Ra -hands out first reviwer awards-
You guys kick butt!
Random Hobo picked up off street and paid 5 bucks to become temporary Narrator: The security guards managed to remove the spontaneous man who walked onto the set without many injuries. Meanwhile, as Mary-Sue was running home to tell everyone about her ticket, Fangirls 1 an 2 we're plotting/scheming on how to get into Wonka's factory, while Fangirl 3, who had apparently lost a few brain cells in the frying pan indecent, was expressing her love of shish-kabobs in song.
Random Fangirl 3: -sings- Ode to Shish-Kabobs! Oh joyous Kabobs of Shish-ness! And such Shish-kabob-e-ness!
Hobo/Narrator: Ok...er...yeah...when am I getting payed for this again?
Random Fangirl 2: Hey, you're being payed to Narrate, not to complain. -sharpens pitchfork-
Fangirl 3: -continues singing- Shish-kabobs shall reign forever and ever!
Fangirl 1: God, Will you just SHUT UP? -brandishes waffle iron-
Fangirl 2: Just wack her already!
Fangirl 1: I'll knock her out when ever I feel like it! -swings arm up and accidentally hits fangirl 3 again-
Fangirl 3: -collapses- I sho' is all woozy...
Hobo/Narrator: -ahem- Back to the story! I am not getting paid to watch you fight!
Fangirl 2: Your not getting paid at all.
Hobo/Narrator: What?
Fangirl 1: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Hobo/Narrator: -shrugs- As I was saying...Fangirls 1 and 2 had contemplated many plans to get into the Factory.
Fangirl 1: I thought we should tunnel in using mainly sporks as shovels...
Fangirl 2: Sporks?
Fangirl 1: What, too elaborate?
Hobo/Narrator: But had finally decided that it was better to enter in disguise.
Fangirl 1: I'm Violet Beauregarde. -chews gum loudly enough to scare the Hobo away-
Violet Beauregarde: -bound and gagged in a closet somewhere- MMphpH! MMMPHH!
Fangirl 2: And I'm Veruca Salt.
Veruca Salt: No you aren't. I am. Daddy, I want her to go away! -hears no response and looks around- Daddy?
Veruca's Dad: -is tied up in the same closet as Violet. turns to Violet.- So, come here often?
Fangirl 4: Yeah...um...-pulls out fangirl patened catapult- Bye then! -catapults Veruca into closet prison-
Veruca: -in closet- Daddy?
Veruca's Dad: Veruca, is that you sweetie? What is it darling?
Veruca: I want a bigger closet.
A/N: We're sorry it is so short and there is no plot but stay tuned for chapter 3 which will be here by the end of the day! Don't forget to vote at the end of the story! By the way Fangirl 4 comes in chapter 3! Review or parish, please!
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WhorridRevenge on February 3, 2006, 11:08:44 AM
Lmao...This is so great....xD I love the fact that Veruca wants a bigger closet..This is so great haahhaPadfoot_Lover on September 12, 2005, 4:12:03 AM
lol this whole thing si hilarious hope u ad some more soon! lol XDpl x