Chapter 3 - Opening of the Gates

Disclaimer: Despite our feverish attempts since chapter one, we still do not own the rights to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Probably a good thing too.



A/N: Bwahahaha! Gather, our reviewing minions, GATHER! Continue reviewing and-hides from vampmans frying pan- Don't kill us please. As for where we come up with this stuff…we have twisted little minds, and are constantly surrounded by the random and weird. Ok, here it comes!



Fangirl 1: Good job, Fangirl 4!



Fangirl 2: Nice shot! -applauds-



Fangirl 4: Thanks. Never leave home without my catapult.



Fangirl 1: Tru-dat.



Fangirl 2: Hey, who are you anyway?



Fangirl 4: Well, I'm Fangirl 4. I'm here to help narrate while you two are in Wonka's Factory. And someone has to take Fangirl 3's place while she composes a Broadway musical about shish-kabobs and various other kabob-y items.



Fangirl 3: -struggles to write acclaimed musical while wearing strait jacket-



Fangirl 1: -checks watch- Than we better get a move on it! We've got 10 minutes until we're supposed to meet at the factory Gates!!



Fangirl 4/Narrator: Godspeed, Fangirls! -salutes-



Fangirl 2: What does that mean?



Fangirl 1: Never mind! We've gotta go! -Grabs Fangirl 2 and runs-



Fangirl 4/Narrator: So, The crazed Fangirls and Mary-Sue waited with the other winners in front of the Gates and waited. Augustus Gloop, naturally, was eating. Mike TeaVee was playing a Gameboy. Violet (a.k.a. Fangirl 1) was chewing her gum loudly in an attempt to drown out the scary Woman who was supposed to be her mother.



Violet's Mom: Eyes on the Prize Violet, Eyes on the Prize.



Violet (a.k.a. Fangirl 1): -whispers to Fangirl 2- I don't think she even knows I'm not really Violet…



Violet's Mom: What was that Violet?



Violet/FG 1: Nothing. -scoots away and chews gum louder-



FG 4/Narrator: Veruca (a.k.a. Fangirl 2) was shouting out demands to no one in particular.



Veruca/FG 2: Daddy, I want another pony.



Guy Who is posing as Veruca's Dad (since he's tied up in a closet): Well, Veruca, it would help if you had one pony to begin with…



FG 4/Narrator: And Mary-Sue was being…well…a Mary-Sue.



Mary-Sue: -sniff/cry- I'm all alone because I'm an orphan! You don't know how awful it is! But I'm always hopeful! Maybe, just maybe I can win the special prize! -wipes tear from eye-



Dude from of stage: Boo! Get off the Foyer!



Mary-Sue: You people will just never understand.



Veruca/FG 2: Daddy, I want to understand!



Guy Who is posing as Veruca's Dad: Yes of course, darling. How much would it cost for you to explain it to my Darling Veruca? -Pulls out wallet-



FG 4/Narrator: But before Mary-Sue could answer, an announcement came on over the speakers.



Voice from over speakers which we shall assume to be Willy Wonka's: Open the Gates!



Gates: -open-



Veruca/FG 2: -jumps up and down with excitement-



Voice from over speakers: Please Enter!



Violet/FG 1: -puff of smoke where Violet was standing one second ago- -waits eagerly-



Voice from over speakers: I am…



Violet/FG 1: Incredibly Handsome?



Veruca/FG 2: Amazingly sexy?



Voice from over speakers: Er…no…I am….



Puppets: -sing- Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing Chocolatier! Willy Wonka Willy Wonka everybody give a cheer!



Violet/Veruca: -sing along- HE'S MODEST CLEVER AND SO SMART HE BARELY CAN RESTRAIN IT!



Everyone else: AAAAARRRGGGHHH! IT'S TOO CATCHY!!!!



Puppets: -burst into flames and a-splode-

Violet: -applauds- I always cry at happy endings!



Mary-Sue: Thank god that's over.



Veruca: Tru-dat.



Willy Wonka: Wow! Wasn't that delightful Children? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle there…but then that FINALE! Wow! -claps enthusiastically-



Fangirls/Willy Wonka: Good Morning Starshine, the Earth says Hello!



Willy Wonka: `Kay…that's kinda weird…. -scoots away from Fangirls-

You really Ought not to talk at the same time I do, `cuz no one can hear a word I'm saying.



Violet/FG 1: -runs up and hugs Willy Wonka-



Willy Wonka: -jumps in shock/repulsion-Waah!



Violet/FG 1: -still hugging- I'm Violet Beauregarde.



Willy Wonka: -struggling to escape- I Don't Care.



Violet/FG 1: -STILL hugging- You don't have to.



Willy Wonka: Uh…little help here



Tim Burton from offstage: Violet! That's your cue! You can let go now! Violet? VIOLET!



Violet/FG 1: What? Huh? Oh…Er...right. -releases Wonka- Sorry Mr. Depp-er-I mean…uh…



Willy Wonka: `Mr. Depp'?



Violet: Uh, I mean, sorry Mr. Wonka.



Willy Wonka: `Kay…Um….



Veruca/FG 2: -tries to hug Wonka too- Daddy, I want a Willy Wonka!



Willy Wonka: -runs ahead- Um, Yeah, let's start the tour, no time to dilly or dally…



A/N: WELL? Yeah, this one is longer, so no complaining about length. And we warned you, so you can't blame us for being insane either. I feel sorry for Mr. Wonka already…

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