Chapter 1 - THE TURKS

THE TURKS Reno: *dancing to Britney spears hit me baby one more time* hit me baby one more…….. Time *pushes the ceiling with his hands not literally though :S*Elena: *creeps around the corner with a camcorder* this is so much better than a wedgy, I told you I would get you back for what you did to me……*mean while with Rufus*Rufus: TSENG WHERE IS MY COFFEE?? TSENG WHERE ARE YOU??? TSENG!!!!!!!!!!!!Tseng: I’m not going back in there if you paid me Rude.Rude: well really you are getting paid aren’t you, plus your like his lackey so just get his coffee or we will all hear about it, and then you will get beatings off us all so just go *menacing look*Rufus: *walking out of his office* when I get hold of that long haired freak ill kill him, make me wait for my coffee will he…… TSENG GET HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!Just as he was shouting for Tseng Elena came running past him and pushed him back Rufus stood up and looked around and Reno came running past screaming at ElenaRufus: what the hell is going on in this place?? *chases after Elena and Reno followed by Tseng and Rude* all of a sudden the lights go out and everything is in complete darkness…  Rufus: TSENG WHY ARE THE LIGHTS OUT??Tseng: I don’t know sir I will have a look if you wish…Rude: *hehe they cant see me hehe evil laugh*Elena: OMG IM SO SCARED ITS SO DARK!!!!!!!!!<CRACK, CRUNCH >Reno: Elena… need… to… breath… cant… breath………Rufus: oh err Tseng.Tseng: yes sir??Rufus: when I call for my coffee, BRING ME MY GOD DAMN COFFEE OR ELCE!!!!!!!!!!Tseng: yes sir, whatever you say……Rude wanders between them all and finds Rufus’ stash of chocolate biscuits and starts to eat them, he finishes them off just as the lights go back on and everyone looks around Reno now has a woman’s body Elena is crying Tseng is standing with his back on the wall, Rufus is looking rather angry and Rude is standing there still thinking no-one can see him with a huge grin on his face and chocolate all round his mouth………Rufus: hmm… has anyone seen my chocolate biscuits?Rude: *still chewing* mo, sir I avnt *chew chew* Rufus: Tseng, I need more biscuits. Get me more…Tseng: yes sir…   THE END

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