Chapter 1 - Untitled
Submitted March 18, 2004 Updated March 18, 2004 Status Incomplete | I'm not lying!
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Chapter 1 - Untitled
Chapter 1 - Untitled
1. You are not some angsty dude who is "consumed by the blackness". If you are depressed, take a Zoloft and shut the hell up.
2. NEVER try and pierce your belly button in the dark. Unless you like trips to the ER (this actually happened to me, no kidding)
3. If you're going to be sick, stick your head out the window. If you're going to pass out, put your head between your knees. If neither of those is a concern, shut up and keep driving.
4. Don't kill someone because you hate them. Wait till they're sleeping...
5. Basic equation: Cellphone+BathtubxTalking ON the cellphone in the bathtub=A minor shock which causes your hair to move in odd ways.
2. NEVER try and pierce your belly button in the dark. Unless you like trips to the ER (this actually happened to me, no kidding)
3. If you're going to be sick, stick your head out the window. If you're going to pass out, put your head between your knees. If neither of those is a concern, shut up and keep driving.
4. Don't kill someone because you hate them. Wait till they're sleeping...
5. Basic equation: Cellphone+BathtubxTalking ON the cellphone in the bathtub=A minor shock which causes your hair to move in odd ways.
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Koneko on October 30, 2005, 1:08:07 AM
Koneko on
RiversBlood on August 9, 2005, 6:10:27 AM
RiversBlood on
Amen to that.strawberry_kissez on March 11, 2005, 8:03:43 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahha sooooooooooooooo true!LadyoftheDeadlyDance on August 25, 2004, 10:31:22 AM
*chuckles darkly* Hehehe...quite the five basic rules of life. +favsMaroon005 on July 7, 2004, 6:30:10 AM
Maroon005 on
loool! this is really funny! write more ^^ great job by the way.WalMart_Manager on June 29, 2004, 8:35:41 AM
O.O comments! *cough*catgurl101 on June 14, 2004, 7:14:30 PM
catgurl101 on
man you are just too funnyi like the take the Zoloft and shut the hell up. that was the best.
paid programming sucks.
a-drawer-4ever on May 10, 2004, 12:13:08 AM
buwa hahhahhahhahahaa!! love them all!!! ^_~ and all true consumed by blackness.. ehehegreat basi rules!
eclipsedmoongoddess482 on May 9, 2004, 7:52:54 AM
*Agrees with Kains_Vampire* Yeah, they don't scream when they're sleeping. *Pouts for a sec* Oh well! I live by my own 'lil rules NEway. Although I have to say I like rule number one the best. So true...so true.a-drawer-4ever on May 2, 2004, 10:29:33 AM
Oo I love ite!Kains_Vampire on April 20, 2004, 1:56:02 PM
But...but...it's less fun if they're sleeping!! *throws fit*WalMart_Manager on March 22, 2004, 1:40:51 PM
Cause they are cause I said so!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
coca-cola on March 20, 2004, 2:50:33 PM
coca-cola on
now how are these the 5 most basic rules of life?????????
"You are not some angsty dude who is 'consumed by the blackness.'" LOL! This new angsty-goth fad thing is so stupid. (I also agree with whatever person said that, it is less fun when they're sleeping).
Okay... write more!