Chapter 1 - Fire "Safety" Steps

Step 1: bug the teachers to find out when your next firedrill is (we've only had one this whole year!!!!)

Step 2: Write English work while talking

Step 3: Hear "Fire bell" ring when your teacher leaves the room

Step 4: drop everything you're doing and run around screaming "this is a fire drill!!" than knock over the desks and books.

Step 5: Have your classmates close all the windows shut off the lights and close the classroom door. (someone in our class actually did that!?!?!)

Step 6: Yell and curse at each other while screaming the door is locked until someone opens the door effortlessly.

Step 7: Do not walk in a single file line as you exit the building. make sure to run do not walk.

Step 8: Run across the street yelling 'our school is on fire and we can't find christine!!' while ignoring the people that say she skipped school to go do drugs and the passers by that stare.

Step 9: Talk to your friends and use the reflection in a near by window to check your hair until a firefighter yells "It's all clear!"

Step 10: Go back across the street and on your way in the school ask a near by firefighter about his culture and tell him about your's. ( someone in our class actually did that too!!!)
then continue your 'normal" (yeah right) daily school activities.

Then at luch people stole soap from the bathroom our school is messed up!

Please Note Every Thing That This Says Is All TRUE. Our School Sucks.

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