Chapter 4 - 31-40

31. "I'm back from strawberry land!" -some dude in math class
32. "You have a friend named Burrito?!" -me
33."My sister says that if I say special one more time, she wont talk to me anymore...o0;" -me
34."In other news, a bunch of math people have discovered that pie does in fact equal chicken!" -me
35. "Uhh...A volcano is the circumference of applesauce times pie to the third chicken." -me
36. "OMG! I CAN'T STOP SAYING 'PIE IS A COLOR'!"
37. "SANITY IS ONLY FOR CHEDDAR CHOCOLATE MILK SO LEAVE IT TO DA EXPERTS." -Potatoes
38. "HOW CAN PIE EQUAL CHICKEN?! I HAVE TANGIBLE PROOF THAT PIE EQUALS CHEESE!" -Sly Cooper
39. "Once I had the game Bop-it, but it wouldn't turn off so my mom was like, 'THATS IT, WERE TAKING OUT THE BATTERIES!' and so we looked for a screwdriver but we couldn't find one so my mom took this saw thing and tried to open it. Then at like 2AM it went off again and so my mom throws it across the yard...And she was like 'IT NEEDS TO DIE!' so she took it to the person that gave it to us and said, "WELL, IT JUST WOULDN'T DIE!" and so I don't have Bop-It anymore..." -Someone at school (it was way funnier when she said it XD)
40. "I'M READING A HORROR NOVEL! IT'S CALLED 'WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS!'" -Sly Cooper (well it's a horror novel to him because he's a raccoon and you know how many raccoons are ruthlessly killed in that book o.0 XD)

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