Chapter 1 - Shoe Mugging Showdowns

Way back after the first war of Year 9 we got into the habit of our popular sport Shoe Mugging. It's not hard - I suck at PE and I can do it XD
Here are the basic rules if you wanna have a go at it;
-Find a victim who is wearing shoes that can easily be slipped off.
-Preferably a boy victim - no offence, lads, but girls shoes are much nicer too :D
-Have at least four people to back you up
-You need a formation - the mugger, the hider, the distracter, the getaway, the mugger's little helper
Hey now, don't worry, it's nothing serious. Me, Callan, Lauren and Sophie used to do it to our old mate Adam as practice, then our friend Dale came along to help us. You have to get someone to distract them and then the mugger has to get their shoe, the little helper can help if there's a struggle. Lol :P. Then the getaway runs off with the shoe and the hider and the hider hides it...naturally.

So now that's cleared up- this was our first experiences of stealing lol. Yes its a bad thing but we have a knack for it XS.
One time...we got someone's shoe stuck up a tree, well actually Tom did and Louis had to go and get it. Adam got his shoe back in the end, sadly. Lots of people saw these ordeals and no one said anything - not even one of those popular snobby people snitched. And we did it to this girl who thought she was a fairy too - her shoe went over the fence, she got it back and she said her fairy powers brought it back. Creeeeepy. I'm actually typing this wondering why we haven't shoe mugged for a while. I kinda miss it. It's not half as bad as the stuff we do now, and now teachers are actually chasing us - but they'll never catch us of course!\

You should try it. Just don't hurt anyone! I mean, I know what its like to be attacked randomly...except it wasn't quite as random as I thought...

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