Chapter 1 - Not oh fuckin kay (by ashley)

"GOD,EVERYONE HATES ME!" SCREAMED GERARD AS SOMEONE WHACKED HIM WITH A HOCKEY STICK.
"AWWWWWW HONEY!" COOED FRANKIE
"BUT SHE HIT ME!"
"HA GERARD GOT HIT BY A GIRL!" MIKEY LAUGHED.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" WE SCREAMNED IN UNISON
"HA. HARDY HAR HAR."
"OMG MIKEYS A PIRATE!"SQUEALED FRANKIE.
"YAY!!!!!"HE JUMPED ON HIM AND STARTED HUGGING HIM.
"YOUR NOT A TRAITOR LIKE RAY RAY AND HIS EVIL WEAR WOLFS!"HE SAID NUZZLING HIM.
"NO NUZZLING"SAID MIKEY.
"YES NUZZLING."MOANED FRANKIE.
"EWWWWW NO MOANING EITHER!"
"AWW HOW COME?"ASKED FRANKIE.
"CASUE....."
"CASUE WHY????"
"CASUE FRANKIE WANKIE BELONGS TO ME."GERARD SAID WRAPING HIS ARMS AROUND HIM.
"IM NOT A WANKIE."HE POUTED.
"YES YOU ARE."SAID DAVEY.
"NO!!"
"YEA"
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW ANYWAY?"
"CASUE I KNOW THESE THINGS.."
"NO STARING AT FRANKIES CROTCH!"SQUEAKED GERARD.
"......??"
"WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?"ASKED JADE.
"I DUNNO,I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS NECCSACRY."SAID GERARD.
THE BOYS GOT OFF THE BUS AND MADE THERE WAY TO THE SCHOOL COURT YARD.GERARD AND FRANKIE SAT DONW NEXT TO THERE FAVORITE TREE VINCENT GREGORY PETER THE 5TH.DAVEY WENT OFF SKIPPING AFTER SOME BUNNY.JADE WATCHED HIM SLAPING HIMSELF.AND MIKEY WENT OVER TO GEE AND FRANKIE AND LENT ON THERE TREE.
"HEY!NO TOUCHING THE TREE!!"GERARD SCREAMED AT HIM.
"WHY NOT??"ASKED MIKEY.
"CASUE ITS MINE AND GERARDS SPECIAL TREE."FRANKIE SMILED.
"ITS A TREE."SAID MIKEY ANNOYED.
"YEAHHH...WELL ITS THE TREE WERE WE FRIST KISSED."SAID FRANKIE STILL SMILEING.
"EWWWW!!"
"WHAT?"ASKED GERARD.
"NOTHING."SAID MIKEY SIGHING.
A TALL GIRL WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SUN GLASSES WALKED UP AND LOOKED AT MIKEY.
"DAAAAAMMNNNN!"SHE SAID LOOKING AT HIM.
"UMM...EXUSE ME?"MIKEY ASKED.
"HEHEH NOTHING."SHE SAID AND SKIPED AWAY LIKE DAVEY.
"UMM THAT WAS ODD.....?"SAID GERARD."
"...AND HOW COME EVERYONE SKIPS NOW..?!"
"HEY I SKIP."SAID FRANKIE DEFENSVILY.
"YEA BUT YOUR MY CUTE ICKEL PANSY."SAID GERARD PULLING FRANKIE IN HIS LAP.
"FRANKIE GIGGELD AND CUDDELED CLOSER TO GERARD.
"AWWHHHH!"SAID JERAD(LETO) AS HIM AND JEFFREE(STAR) WALKED THERE WAY OVER.
FRANKIE STUCK HIS TOUNGE OUT AT HIM AND BOUNCED UP OUT OF GERARDS LAP.
"HEY GET BACK DOWN HERE.DEMANED GERARD.
"NA-UHH IM GANNA GO DO THE THING AT THE THING IN THE THING.."
"HEY NO DOING THINGS IN THE THING UNLESS THERE ME"POUTED GERARD.
FRANKIE GIGGELD AND THEN CHASED AFTER DAVEY AND THE BUNNY.
"NO DOING DAVEY EITHER!"YELLED GERARD AFTER FRANKIE.
MIKEY STARTED INCHING AWAY LOOKING AT GERARD WITH WIDE EYES.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"ASKED GERARD.

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