Chapter 1 - Leash Prt. 1

HA HA I `m finally back, from the depths of gamin'! Yes, go the urge to type fanfic! Now read!!!





Narrator: The famous dogs of the military are at Roy's office! Out of nowhere…



Roy: Havok… become my dog.



Havok: WHAT WHAT!?



Roy: Yes my dog. You're small, cute and fluffy all over, your perfect!



Havok: *twitches* Yeah I am sorta cute, but SMALL and FLUFFY… I think not.



Hawkeye: Maybe you should Havok. All the ladies just LUV doggies! So hot and sexy!



Havok: Really?



Hawkeye: YEAH! Cus' I mean you're lookin' hot right now…



Roy: Hawkeye did you take your meds?



Hawkeye: Yeah, I was just kiddin'



- silence -



Roy: So are you up to it?!!



Havok: I don't know…



Hawkeye, Fury, Falman, and Breda: DO IT!



Havok: OKAY!



Roy: good…



Narrator: What Havok didn't know is that Roy had other plans for him.





*At the park*



Havok: * With leash on* SO….. what now?



Roy: *pulls out mini skirt* Put this on.



Havok: *tackles Roy* Dogs don't wear mini skirts!



Roy: *push Havok* That's an order!



*Havok goes to the restroom to change*



Havok: *blushes* Are you happy?



Roy: Turn around for me!



Havok: *twitches and turns** the wind blows* Things are revealed**super twitch and blush*



Roy: Hmmmm… too long… gotta make it shorter!



Havok: *cries*



*Edward and Al come out of nowhere*



Ed: *looks around* Okay… ssoooo… how's it going *notices Havok* WOW Havok!!! Didn't know you were like that!



Havok: I'm NOT!!! *rips skirt off



Everyone: GASP!



Narrator: to be continued…



Me: Gargle



Very tired… shall finish later… grable grable… lost the spirt of fanfiction writing… gotta find it… PEACE!!!*falls asleep**hugs*

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