Chapter 1 - Kill Everybody V2

Kill Everybody Volume II

By Caileen & Patti ( and Conner helped a little bit with the beginning)



Now we're introducing a new character to the story, Sugar Induced Boy. He is a kid who is really hyperactive and eats 5 pounds of sugar each day.

One day Patti gave him 10lbs of sugar via dump truck. Now he is Sugar Induced Coma Boy, or Conner.

One other day, Connor was running around being totally hyper, when Patti him upside the head with a 1000lb board. But during the process she accidentally hit herself upside the head. Then she started running around yelling, “Peanut butter is good for your colon.”

Then Bryce threw a brick at Patti's head. In a total daze she accidentally walked out of the window and fell into a pit of killer, mutant, deranged, snowmen.

Then Amanda came in with a machine gun and shot at Bryce. Then Jonathan came with a baby elephant on his shoulder. He grabbed Amanda and saw Cai waving like and idiot out the window. Jon picked up Amanda's machine gun and shot Cai 15 times in the head.

Then Larry came in with and A-bomb and blew up the building, while eating fried potatoes and juggling 3 of Jon's monkeys.

Then Bryce woke up and ran to the nearest army base and stole a hydrogen jet. He noticed Patti waving her arms like mad and at the same time being attacked by vicious snowmen.

Thinking it was his signal, Bryce dumped all of his flammable hydrogen on Patti. Cai saw Patti screaming bloody murder and runs over to Patti to see what the problem was. Patti hung on to Cai as Sugar Induced Coma Boy (who has survived the atom bomb because of so much sugar in his system) throws a torch and lit the two on fire.

In the meantime, Larry grabbed Amanda and headed for the miniature golf course. As soon as they arrived, Larry decided to hit some foul balls. Two of the golf balls fly out toward Cai and Patti, riqoshey off their backs and landed directly into Jon's eyes.

Falling backwards, Jon landed in a nearby race car and stepped on the gas. He drove directly towards the golf course, killing 2 pedestrians and a senior citizen. Crashing into a tree, Jon's golf balls fall out of his eyes and the tree falls on Larry and Amanda.

Meanwhile, Jonathan accidentally fell into a space shuttle and blasted off towards the moon. After 30 seconds orbiting the moon, Jon rockets back to earth. But…Oh No, he can't find the landing gear! What will happen now? Well you'll just have to read Kill Everybody Volume III.

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