Chapter 6 - Libby
Submitted June 27, 2008 Updated September 26, 2008 Status Incomplete | Random little thoughts that pop into my head while watching LOST... Mainly crack pairings.
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Chapter 6 - Libby
Chapter 6 - Libby
There once was an unfortunate woman named Elizabeth, or Libby for short, she was unfortunate because she was dead. Her death was unfortunate, and so was most of her life before it.
You see:
Libbly had a husband named Dave.
Dave died.
Libby went crazy.
Dave had a boat named after Libby.
Dave died.
Libby got a boat.
Libby gave that boat to a near stranger she met in a coffee house, named Desmond. Desmond was in love with a woman named Penny, so he went on a race around the world in Libby's boat. Desmond crashed on an island in Libby's boat.
You see:
Desmond met Kelvin there.
Kelvin died.
Desmond went crazy.
Kelvin once knew a man named Sayid.
Kelvin once gave Sayid the tools to, 'gain information'.
Kelvin died.
Desmond forgot to push the button.
Desmond crashed Libby's plane.
Libby wasn't the only one on the plane, Sayid was there too, and Hurley, and a whole bunch of other people. They crashed on the island. Libby was in the rear of the plane, Hurley was in the front.
You see:
Hurley went crazy.
Hurley had an imaginary friend named Dave.
Dave was dead.
Then Dave went away.
Hurley won the lottery.
Dave was dead.
Hurley got on a plane.
Desmond killed Kelvin and crashed the plane.
That was when Hurley met Libby. But then Libby died.
You see:
Libbly had a husband named Dave.
Dave died.
Libby went crazy.
Dave had a boat named after Libby.
Dave died.
Libby got a boat.
Libby gave that boat to a near stranger she met in a coffee house, named Desmond. Desmond was in love with a woman named Penny, so he went on a race around the world in Libby's boat. Desmond crashed on an island in Libby's boat.
You see:
Desmond met Kelvin there.
Kelvin died.
Desmond went crazy.
Kelvin once knew a man named Sayid.
Kelvin once gave Sayid the tools to, 'gain information'.
Kelvin died.
Desmond forgot to push the button.
Desmond crashed Libby's plane.
Libby wasn't the only one on the plane, Sayid was there too, and Hurley, and a whole bunch of other people. They crashed on the island. Libby was in the rear of the plane, Hurley was in the front.
You see:
Hurley went crazy.
Hurley had an imaginary friend named Dave.
Dave was dead.
Then Dave went away.
Hurley won the lottery.
Dave was dead.
Hurley got on a plane.
Desmond killed Kelvin and crashed the plane.
That was when Hurley met Libby. But then Libby died.
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