Chapter 2 - Popular

GALINDA(spoken) Elphie - now that we're friends, I've decided tomake you my new project.ELPHABA(spoken) You really don't have to do thatGALINDA(spoken) I know. That's what makes me so nice!(sung) Whenever I see someoneLess fortunate than I(And let's face it - who isn'tLess fortunate than I?)My tender heartTends to start to bleedAnd when someone needs a makeoverI simply have to take overI know I know exactly what they needAnd even in your caseTho' it's the toughest case I've yet to faceDon't worry - I'm determined to succeedFollow my leadAnd yes, indeedYou will be:Popular!You're gonna be popular!I'll teach you the proper ploysWhen you talk to boysLittle ways to flirt and flounceI'll show you what shoes to wearHow to fix your hairEverything that really countsTo be popularI'll help you be popular!You'll hang with the right cohortsYou'll be good at sportsKnow the slang you've got to knowSo let's start'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:Don't be offended by my frank analysisThink of it as personality dialysisNow that I've chosen to be come a pal, aSister and adviserThere's nobody wiserNot when it comes to popular -I know about popularAnd with an assist from meTo be who you'll beeInstead of dreary who-you-were: are:There's nothing that can stop youFrom becoming popu-Ler: lar:La la la laWe're gonna makeYou popularWhen I see depressing creaturesWith unprepossessing featuresI remind them on their own behalfTo think of Celebrated heads of state orSpecially great communicatorsDid they have brains or knowledge?Don't make me laugh!They were popular! Please -It's all about popular!It's not about aptitudeIt's the way you're viewedSo it's very shrewd to beVery very popularLike me!(spoken) Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful.ELPHABA(spoken) I - I have to go:GALINDA(spoken) You're welcome!(sung) And though you protestYour disinterestI know clandestinelyYou're gonna grin and bear itYour new found popularityLa la la laYou'll be popular -Just not as quite as popularAs me!

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