Chapter 1 - The Talk I had with An In and Out Dude
Submitted June 20, 2006 Updated June 20, 2006 Status Complete | I have a little talk with this In-and-out burger dude and end up with a bazooka at hand...
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Chapter 1 - The Talk I had with An In and Out Dude
Chapter 1 - The Talk I had with An In and Out Dude
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The Talk I had with An In and Out Dude
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Me: HIIII…who are you? AHHHHHHHHHHH a scary pizza from outer space is trying to steal my beloved story and turn it into an evil hello kitty plushie!!!!!!! *hugs story tight and bares my fangs at you*
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You: -.-; ….can we just get on with the story please?
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Me: …… BANNANA!!!!!!!!!
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You: WTFreak!!!!! What dose the banana have to do with anything!!!! *starts moving the mouse to the “back” button*
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Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! *grabs mouse away from you*
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You: If you don't get on with the story I really am leaving, got it?
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Me: Hello?! I did begin the story! Banana was the first thing I said to the in and out dude.
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You: Oh, my bad ^-^;
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In and out dude (IAOD): you know everyone's been listening to you two talk for the last *checks watch* 48 mins. Right?
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You: …..
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Me: WHATTTTTT!!! Then what are you still doing on the stage?! *glares at you.* *Then picks you up and throws you off the stage* MUHAHAHAHA…HA!<br> IAOD: *sweat drops* that gotta hurt….at least she's/he's not dead…is he/she -.-
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Me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH…*choke* *wheeze* *pant* *fall to floor from lack of air*
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IAOD: ummmmmmmmm, well on with the story…heh ^-^;
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Me: *somehow was able to get some air* YOSHI, LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^--------------------------------------^
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Everyone: *sweat drop*….<i>she revives quickly....</i>
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The story begins (you: finally. Me: do you want to start talking to me again! You: I'll shut up now…)
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Me: BANANA!!!!!!!
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IAOD: …..is that your order ma'am?
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Me: …..BANANA!!!!!!!!
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IAOD: *sweat drops* is that all you can say?
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Me: …Banana? @.@
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IAOD: (twitch, twitch) Please kid your holding up the line.
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People in the back of me waiting to get their order: *glares evilly at me and look like they're about to kill anyone within a 30 miles radius*
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Me: and whose problem is that?
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IAOD: They'll make it your problem if you don't move….
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Me: …..I like cookies, don't you? =D
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IAOD: yeah, I love….whoa what's with the random question here?
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Me: ………
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IAOD: hey kid you alright?
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Me: ………………..
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IAOD: Hey kid…KID!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ fishy……*suddenly jumps up onto the counter do the disco singing it's the disco yeah, the disco turtle* XD
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IAOD: she's…sleeping….-.-;
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You: A disco turtle… why a disco turtle? I <b><u>HATE</u></b> turtles!
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Me: *suddenly wakes up grabs you by the hair and throws you all the way to Pluto….*
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You: *lands face flat on Pluto and is the first person to discover the evil talking moose from outer space*
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Everyone: …..*sweat drops* then back away slowly*….. heh…don't hurt us please…..
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IAOD: O.o …..good arm
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Me: Thanks ……but I'm better with a bazooka *grabs a near by bazooka and aims it at random people. >:D this is fun!!!
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Everyone: O.o …..*starts running around in circles screaming things like: I WANT MY MOMMY (a classic), EVIL MAN EATING COOKIE ON THE LOOSE or *grumble* I'm hungry, when's lunch +D
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Meanwhile…….
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You: NO SPARE ME PPPPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!
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Evil Moose: HA! I beat you again!
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You: Can't we play something else I'm bored of go fish?
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Evil moose: Oh nonsense this is only our 100<sup>th</sup> game! We'll stop playing after a couple thousand times.
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You:…O.o...<i>a thousand…save me…</i>
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The Talk I had with An In and Out Dude
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Me: HIIII…who are you? AHHHHHHHHHHH a scary pizza from outer space is trying to steal my beloved story and turn it into an evil hello kitty plushie!!!!!!! *hugs story tight and bares my fangs at you*
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You: -.-; ….can we just get on with the story please?
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Me: …… BANNANA!!!!!!!!!
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You: WTFreak!!!!! What dose the banana have to do with anything!!!! *starts moving the mouse to the “back” button*
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Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! *grabs mouse away from you*
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You: If you don't get on with the story I really am leaving, got it?
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Me: Hello?! I did begin the story! Banana was the first thing I said to the in and out dude.
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You: Oh, my bad ^-^;
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In and out dude (IAOD): you know everyone's been listening to you two talk for the last *checks watch* 48 mins. Right?
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You: …..
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Me: WHATTTTTT!!! Then what are you still doing on the stage?! *glares at you.* *Then picks you up and throws you off the stage* MUHAHAHAHA…HA!<br> IAOD: *sweat drops* that gotta hurt….at least she's/he's not dead…is he/she -.-
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Me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH…*choke* *wheeze* *pant* *fall to floor from lack of air*
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IAOD: ummmmmmmmm, well on with the story…heh ^-^;
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Me: *somehow was able to get some air* YOSHI, LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^--------------------------------------^
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Everyone: *sweat drop*….<i>she revives quickly....</i>
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The story begins (you: finally. Me: do you want to start talking to me again! You: I'll shut up now…)
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Me: BANANA!!!!!!!
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IAOD: …..is that your order ma'am?
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Me: …..BANANA!!!!!!!!
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IAOD: *sweat drops* is that all you can say?
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Me: …Banana? @.@
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IAOD: (twitch, twitch) Please kid your holding up the line.
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People in the back of me waiting to get their order: *glares evilly at me and look like they're about to kill anyone within a 30 miles radius*
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Me: and whose problem is that?
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IAOD: They'll make it your problem if you don't move….
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Me: …..I like cookies, don't you? =D
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IAOD: yeah, I love….whoa what's with the random question here?
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Me: ………
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IAOD: hey kid you alright?
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Me: ………………..
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IAOD: Hey kid…KID!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ fishy……*suddenly jumps up onto the counter do the disco singing it's the disco yeah, the disco turtle* XD
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IAOD: she's…sleeping….-.-;
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You: A disco turtle… why a disco turtle? I <b><u>HATE</u></b> turtles!
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Me: *suddenly wakes up grabs you by the hair and throws you all the way to Pluto….*
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You: *lands face flat on Pluto and is the first person to discover the evil talking moose from outer space*
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Everyone: …..*sweat drops* then back away slowly*….. heh…don't hurt us please…..
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IAOD: O.o …..good arm
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Me: Thanks ……but I'm better with a bazooka *grabs a near by bazooka and aims it at random people. >:D this is fun!!!
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Everyone: O.o …..*starts running around in circles screaming things like: I WANT MY MOMMY (a classic), EVIL MAN EATING COOKIE ON THE LOOSE or *grumble* I'm hungry, when's lunch +D
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Meanwhile…….
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You: NO SPARE ME PPPPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!
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Evil Moose: HA! I beat you again!
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You: Can't we play something else I'm bored of go fish?
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Evil moose: Oh nonsense this is only our 100<sup>th</sup> game! We'll stop playing after a couple thousand times.
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You:…O.o...<i>a thousand…save me…</i>
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bridget_jones on June 20, 2006, 6:27:09 PM
LOL, this was a very Random but funny story i liked it!!! *gives you cookie*!!!!