Chapter 1 - Troy Bolton's 88 Ways to Annoy people:Do Them!
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Chapter 1 - Troy Bolton's 88 Ways to Annoy people:Do Them!
Chapter 1 - Troy Bolton's 88 Ways to Annoy people:Do Them!
Troy's 88 Ways To Annoy People: Do them!
Hey my name is Troy Bolton and here are 88 ways to annoy people! There are only two rules:
1. deny everything and
2. regret nothing!
So read down and see how 2 annoy ppl.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
3.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
4.Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
5. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
6.Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
7. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
8.Go into the bathroom at school, Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets and lie down on them. Scream and when someone arrives, announce, "I'm suing this school! I slipped on a broken tile and now i'm bleeding to death!''
9.Sniffle incessantly.
10. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
11.Name your dog "Dog."
12. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
13.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
14. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
15.Declare your house an independent nation, and sue your parents for "violating your airspace".
16.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
17.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
18.Practice making fax and modem noises.
19.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your teacher.
20.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
21.Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
22.Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
23.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
24. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
25. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
26.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
27.Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room at someone you hate (i.e a teacher) then when they accuse you, say ''Look, just cause you can't be bothered to wash, doesn't mean you can pick on the cleanest person in the room!"
28.Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
29.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
30.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
31. Drum on every available surface.
32. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
33.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
34. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
35. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
36. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page in a really important english project. Blame it on the fact that you refuse to lie to the reader.
37. Set alarms for random times.
38.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
39.Honk and wave to strangers.
40.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
41.Wear your pants backwards to important dinners with your parents and their friends. Insist that if they make you change, you'll tell their friends that they beat you.
42. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
43.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
44.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE on important pieces of school work...
45. or...only type in lowercase
46. or dont use any punctuation either
47.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
48. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
49. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
50. Repeat everything someone says, as a question, especially your teachers and parents!!
51. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
52. During a date wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
53. Leave tips in Australian Dollars, instead of American ones.
54. Demand that everyone address you as "That Twat from the basketball team" then cry when someone refuses. When they ask why your crying, scream really loudly that ''You think i'm a twat but don't have the guts to say it!"
55. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
56. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
57.Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." then make people think you are going to jump off a high rise flat because they don't believe you can fly!
58. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
59. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
60. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
61. Hum really loudly to an annoying tune (i.e the crazy frog!) and then stop right before you finish and claim to have messed it up, then start again.
62. Drive to your next door neighbours and then complain about global warming.
63. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination (especially parents, partners or teachers)
64. Ask people what gender they are.
65. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
66. Talk to your teachers in a female accent, and then when they ask what's wrong with your voice, cry then scream at them, "It's not my fault i haven't hit puberty yet! I'm just waiting for my voice to break!" Then storm out.
67. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
68. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in your friends brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
69. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
70. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
71. Insist to you parents or partner that you should Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September, just incase Santa is lost coming back from the liquor store.
72. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
73. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
74.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
75. Wear a LOT of cologne and insist it's your natural scent.
76. Sing along at the opera.
77. Attempt to mow your lawn with scissors.
78. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
79. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
80. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
81. Ask your friends mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
82. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
83. Select the same song on the jukebox twenty times in a row, then shout really loudly, ''That is the WORST song i have ever heard!''
84. Never make eye contact with someone you're talking to.
85. Never break eye contact with someone your talking to. elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results (i.e YEP, this one needs to lose weight, or OVERPRICED!)
88. Make a date with your girlfriend or arrange to meet a friend on the 31st of September.
Hey my name is Troy Bolton and here are 88 ways to annoy people! There are only two rules:
1. deny everything and
2. regret nothing!
So read down and see how 2 annoy ppl.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
3.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
4.Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
5. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
6.Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
7. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
8.Go into the bathroom at school, Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets and lie down on them. Scream and when someone arrives, announce, "I'm suing this school! I slipped on a broken tile and now i'm bleeding to death!''
9.Sniffle incessantly.
10. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
11.Name your dog "Dog."
12. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
13.Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
14. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
15.Declare your house an independent nation, and sue your parents for "violating your airspace".
16.Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
17.Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
18.Practice making fax and modem noises.
19.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your teacher.
20.Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
21.Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
22.Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
23.Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
24. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
25. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
26.Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
27.Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room at someone you hate (i.e a teacher) then when they accuse you, say ''Look, just cause you can't be bothered to wash, doesn't mean you can pick on the cleanest person in the room!"
28.Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
29.Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
30.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
31. Drum on every available surface.
32. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
33.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
34. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
35. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
36. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page in a really important english project. Blame it on the fact that you refuse to lie to the reader.
37. Set alarms for random times.
38.Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
39.Honk and wave to strangers.
40.Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
41.Wear your pants backwards to important dinners with your parents and their friends. Insist that if they make you change, you'll tell their friends that they beat you.
42. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
43.Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
44.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE on important pieces of school work...
45. or...only type in lowercase
46. or dont use any punctuation either
47.Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
48. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
49. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
50. Repeat everything someone says, as a question, especially your teachers and parents!!
51. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
52. During a date wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
53. Leave tips in Australian Dollars, instead of American ones.
54. Demand that everyone address you as "That Twat from the basketball team" then cry when someone refuses. When they ask why your crying, scream really loudly that ''You think i'm a twat but don't have the guts to say it!"
55. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
56. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
57.Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." then make people think you are going to jump off a high rise flat because they don't believe you can fly!
58. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
59. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
60. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
61. Hum really loudly to an annoying tune (i.e the crazy frog!) and then stop right before you finish and claim to have messed it up, then start again.
62. Drive to your next door neighbours and then complain about global warming.
63. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination (especially parents, partners or teachers)
64. Ask people what gender they are.
65. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
66. Talk to your teachers in a female accent, and then when they ask what's wrong with your voice, cry then scream at them, "It's not my fault i haven't hit puberty yet! I'm just waiting for my voice to break!" Then storm out.
67. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
68. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in your friends brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
69. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
70. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
71. Insist to you parents or partner that you should Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September, just incase Santa is lost coming back from the liquor store.
72. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
73. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
74.Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
75. Wear a LOT of cologne and insist it's your natural scent.
76. Sing along at the opera.
77. Attempt to mow your lawn with scissors.
78. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
79. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
80. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
81. Ask your friends mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
82. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
83. Select the same song on the jukebox twenty times in a row, then shout really loudly, ''That is the WORST song i have ever heard!''
84. Never make eye contact with someone you're talking to.
85. Never break eye contact with someone your talking to. elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results (i.e YEP, this one needs to lose weight, or OVERPRICED!)
88. Make a date with your girlfriend or arrange to meet a friend on the 31st of September.
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animefreak95 on February 18, 2008, 7:54:47 AM
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=^^=i don't know about you guys but i plan on doing alot of these!=^^=