Chapter 8 - Chapter 8

Day 3

~~T Tower~~
[An alarm clock goes off and blinks 6:00 AM. Terra pulls out a gun and shoots the clock until it stops beeping.]
Terra: *still laying in bed* If I have to wake up to that annoying sound agian, I'm sueing the alarm company.

~~Kitchen~~
BeastBoy: Hey, what's for breakfast?
Cyborg: Why don't you turn into a pig and find out?
Raven: Actually, I'm not really in the mood for baccon today.
Starfire: Well how about a nice turkey sandwich?
Saruu: I perfer tuna.
BeastBoy: GUYS! NO MEAT!!!
Saruu: Tuna's not meat its fish!
BeastBoy: NO FISH!!!
Kaku: Meow! Someone gimme milk! o.o
Froglover: Does little froggy want some cereal?
Frog: Riiiiibit?

~~(later)On The Bus~~

Jinx: ...and then he asked me for a nickle-
Raven: JINX! I was there.
Robin: Woo! This is great. Ilove the breeze!
Jinx: Robin? Where did you come from?
Robin: The bus actually picked me up today! Because this time, I didn't wear tights!
Raven: Umm... Robin your not wearing any type of pants at all.
Robin: *proudly* I know. That's why I said the breeze was great! For the first time in my life, I felt the greatest thing I've ever felt before! I'm gonna change into my tights later.
Raven: O.o....
Jinx: Um, Raven let's go sit somewhere else.
*Bus arives at school*
Terra: WHY ZEUS? WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

---agian later---

~~Math~~
Math teacher: Blah blah Moto can you write the answer to number 9 on the board?
Motosuwa walks up to the board and begins writing.
Math Teacher: OMG MOTO SHUT UP!
Moto: I didn't say anything.
Math Teacher: Ya, but you wrote like fifty paragraphs on the board!
Motosuwa turns around to the board and sees "1 + 1 = 2"
Moto: -_-...

~~Home Ec. (sewing this time, not cooking)~~
Ladybug sewed a pillow with pictures of ladybugs all over it. Froglover made a blanket covered in frogs. Kaku made a hat that said in big bold letters "KAKU THE KITTY". Terra made vodoo dolls of the people she hated. And Robin sewed himself a new pair of tights.
Froglover: Isn't this fun?
Kaku: KAKU RULES ALL!
Froglover: ...
Robin: *humming* lalala I love my tights lalala
LadyBug: Fruit

~~Band~~
Mr.BandGuy: blah blah blah music blah blah Moto can you play the drums for us?
Moto: Sure *starts playing*
Mr.BandGuy: Ok, Moto thats enough. Ok, Moto... Moto! MOTO SHUT UP!
Moto: *stops playing drums* THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF ALL YOU TEACHERS TELLING ME TO SHUT UP!!
Motosuwa suddenly jumps out of his seat, tackles the Band teacher, and stabs him to death with his pencil. Then the principal walks in.
Principal: Hi kids whats-HOLY HELL! WHAT HAPPENED?
Just when a basterd named Kyla was about to blurt it all out and get Moto in trouble, Raven got up and stabbed her head with scissors.
Kyla: OW!
Principal: RAVEN!
Raven: Uh... *lies* It was an accident! I fell. Heh...
Principal: hm....Oh ok
Kyla: WHAT? YOUR GOING TO LET HER GET AWAY WITH THAT? SHE CLEARLY DID NOT FALL!
Raven: I DID! I'm part demon I fall diferent then other people o.o...
Principal: See toldya Kyla.
Kyla: WTF!?!?!?!
Jinx: RAVEN! Johnathan is watching me from the shadows! :D

~~Lunch~~
Havin: RAVEN! I bought lunch for us agian!
Raven starts puking.
Metal: DIE SODA MACHINE DIE! *pulls out a machine gun and points it at the soda machine*
Jonathan: Jinx, can I borrow a penny?

~~Social Studies~~
SS Teacher: Ok, now get in your groups and continue working.

~Group 1~
Samara stares at the idots who are looking up at the ceiling wondering where the hell they are.

~Group 2~
Kiikii: Nuce hat, Koku
Kaku: That's Kaku
Ted: ...some people call me Teddy but I perfer Ted but some people... *voice trails off*

~Group 3~
[Group 3 starts making the map for the project]
Zim: Where does Japan go?
Blackfire: Omz you came here to destroy this planet and yet, you don't know anything about it?
Zim: Yep.
Danny: Is this the Nile river or the Statue of Liberty?
Terra: Liberty? I thought it was library. She is holding a book isn't she?
Blackfire: Agian, for someone who spends their whole time lifting rocks, you don't seem to no much about the Earth either.
Terra: this is math class right?

~~Group 1~~
Nick: how many turtles live in Alaska?
Chris: Can we draw penguins on our map?
Kayla: My brother graduated last year from sped class.
Samara: He must be excited....-_-
Kayla: He is. I could tell cause he fed me cereal instead of oatmeal.
Samara: Ok...
Nick: How many dimes are in a penny?
Chris :Wait...wait...it's coming to meeee.....I think four
Kyala: Aah, Chris your so smart! I love you little sugar bunny!
Samara: So, are we going to start or not?
Kayla: Start what?
Nick: How many pants make up a shirt?
Samara: GRRR!

~~Group 2~~
Ted: I perfer Ted but some people-
Greg: SHUT UP!
Ted: -call me Teddy but I perfer-
Greg: Can you say anything else?
Ted: -Ted but some people-
Greg: Ted, say I come on you can do it! Say I Say I!
Ted: i-i-I
Greg: Ok now say I'm
Ted: I'm
Greg: Now say I'm an
Ted: I'm a-a-an
Greg: I'm an id
Ted: I'm an id...
Greg: Your so close! Come on say: I'm an idio
Ted: I'm an idio-
Greg: Now, I'm an idiot!
Ted:... you sure are!
Greg: ._. *runs off crying* WAAAAAAAA! TEACHER! HE CALLED ME AN IDIOT! WAAAAAAA
Kaku: I hate this group!
Kiikii: whare dois tha Undian Acean gu?
Kaku: bend over and I'll show you.
Kiikii: wath?

--Later--
Terra: ONLY 177 DAYS UNTIL-
ALL: WE KNOW ALREADY!

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