Chapter 34 - interview with Ussop.

 
 
Me- Hello everyone, I hope you all enjoyed the sneak peek at the adventures of Scorpionmon 2. We are back and going to interview Ussop the marksman.
 
*Ussop walks in and sits on the couch opposite of me.*
 
Me- So Ussop, I heard that you broke the tv on the ship, Is that true?
 
Ussop- *acting really stupid* Yeah it's true, I did it because i was pissed off at a fish that ate one of my hot salsa stars and didnt burn.
 
Me- *sweatdrops* Uh ok, Lets not go into that ok. The real question is this, Why are you such a big liar? I mean yeah you beat the crap out of Luffy in one of the tv episodes. But what exactly did he do to make you want to hurt him?
 
Ussop- *still acting real stupid.* I AM USSOP THE MIGHTY WARRIOR OF THE SEAS!
 
Me- *begins to get irrataited.* I didnt ask you that, I ASKED WHY DID YOU BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF LUFFY?
 
Ussop- *acting even more stupid than ever now.* I HAVE 80,000 MEN IN MY CREW SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK!
 
Me- *turning super sayin 4 now* I DIDNT ASK YOU THAT YOU frackER! *beats the crap out of Ussop thereby knocking him unconscious.* Opps, Hey Zolo would you take Ussop to his cabin.
 
Zolo- Sure, Wait. Did you knock him out?
 
Me- Uh yeah...
 
Zolo- *smiling* WOOHOO, YOU KNOCKED OUT USSOP! LET'S PARTY!
 
*a disco ball extends from the ceiling and everybody starts to dance while i sneak out and jump into the water where Valencia the venesaur is.*
 
Me- *blushing* Hey Valencia. *turns away really quick and shields his eye's from Valencia's fist's.*
 
Valencia- *angry* IM BATHING SO LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PERVERT! *hits me with a frying pan*
 
Me- *flung back onto the ship where the party is going on.* Owww, OMG ZOLO AND NAMI ARE DOING IT ON THE SHIP! The next interview is going to be Luffy and Nami.

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