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Cat quotes :)

Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in Ancient Egypt they were worshiped as gods. – P.G. Wodehouse
To err is human, to purr is feline. –Robert Byrne
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t. –Nan Porter
Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own. –John Dingman
Cats never get bored, with all the things to destroy in your house how could they ? –bruffleshnif
Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I wouldn’t feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with the expression of a saint. –Beverly Nichols
The smart cat doesn’t let on that he is. –H.G. Frommer
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives ? –Louis J. Camutti
Cat people are different, to the extent that they are generally more likely to get a nervous breakdown. –bruffleshnif
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience. –Pam Brown
A cat can purr it’s way out of anything. –Donna McCrohan
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, “Hey, I don’t see the problem here”. –Roy Blount
No, cats don’t stare at you for the sole purpose of freaking you out…realx… -bruffleshnif
One cat just leads to another. –Ernest Hemmingway
Cat…this mysterious, mystical bundle of fur that won’t come when you call it. –John Reynolds
There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that leaves you to come off as a sane person… -Don Greenberg
Although there is a way of talking about cats that leaves them to come off as evil rulers enjoying every moment of your discomfort caused by them, bent on keeping you from doing your work in every way possible :) –bruffleshnif
And yet we still love them. –bruffleshnif
The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence. –Edward Paley
When it comes to knowing how to relax, cats are the original yoga experts. –Paricia Curtis
Cats don’t like change without their concent. –Roger A. Caras
Cats don’t like any of your change…period. Not the change in food, flea bath solution… >.> -bruffleshnif
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. –Leo Dworken
No one can own a cat, but they can bless you with their company…if they choose… -Frank Engram
A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge. –Jenny De Vries
Anyone who claims that a cat cannot give a dirty look either has never kept a cat or is singularly unobservant. –Maurice Burton
“Meow” is like “aloha”—it can mean anything. –Hank Ketchum
You can’t own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. –Sir Harry Swanson
Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold. –Susanne Millen
Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won’t attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks like from the ceiling. –Helen Powers
Except for my cat…my cat ate my drapes… >.> -bruffleshnif
After scolding your cat you look into it’s eyes and face and are seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word you said…and filed it for reference… - Charlotte Gray

If you have any more post them on my profile so we can expand the list !!

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