Chapter 1 - Big Bang Theory

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started
Wait
The earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall
We built the pyramids
Math, science, history
Unraveling the mystery
That all started with a big bang
Bang
Since the dawn of man
Was really not that long
As every galaxy was formed
In less time it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second
And the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight
The dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to late but they were late
And they all died
They froze their asses off
The oceans and Pangaea
See ya wouldn't want to be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big
Bang
It's expanding ever outward
But one day
It will cause the stars
To go the other way
Collapsing ever inward
We won't be here
It won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure
That it'll make an even bigger
Bang
Australopithecus
Would really have been sick of this
Debating out while here they're catching deer
We're catching viruses
Religion or astronomy
Encarta or Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology
Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big
Bang

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