Chapter 1 - First Day

(Note: All the songs in this script are originals and belong to me or cyborggirl)

Scene set: This takes place when Terra is still in school. Raven is going around the tower asking people random math, science, English and history questions. BB is getting annoyed because he just wants to sit and watch T.V. Cyborg is also trying to wax his car and Robin and Star are both in battle practice and even Starfire is annoyed.

Rav: *to BB* When was the first U.S commercial bank erected?

BB: A long time ago?

Rav: You're hopeless *walks over to Cyborg* How do you get the area of a circle?

Cy: Uhh I don't know ask me a math question

Rav: That is a math question *walks over to Robin* name three types of rocks

Rob: Hard, shiny and jagged?

Rav: Boy wonder my butt *walks over to Starfire* name three types of verb

Star: Verb? Oh! I believe the answer is it's what you do!

Rav: that's the commercial…*gets angry mark* this sucks *walks into living room* hey I need everybody in here now!

Rob: What?

Star: Why are you calling this meeting?

BB: And get away from the T.V I'm trying to watch a game show!

Rav: *uses her powers and breaks the remote and T.V*

Cy: Great now I have to fix both of them

Rav: Shut up *paces back and forth* 1781, radius times pi, igneous, metamorphic, sedimentary, past, present, future!

BB: Is Trigon making you say this?

Rav: NO!

Cy: Calm down now what's that all about?

Rav: We are going back to high school

All: What?!

Rav: I don't want the Titans to be physically fit yet have no brains; Cyborg couldn't answer a simple math problem!

BB: But what High School are we going to?

Rav: Murkami High

BB: Aww man

Rav: it's Terra's school

BB: Sweet!

Rav: and tomorrow is Monday so let's get some sleep

Cy: Uhh Raven I can't fit into that uniform

Rav: Use those rings that make you human, they'll help

Cy: O.K

BB: What about me? I'm green!

Rav: I know Cyborg can you make BB some rings

Cy: Sure you'll have tan skin and blonde hair can't do anything about the eyes

BB: Hey it works

The next day the Titans walk to school and get their schedules

Rav: We all have to make sure that whenever were in the same class we don't blow our cover

Rob: It's O.K I'm sure we'll make it

Cy: let's get to homeroom

BB: Those are all different though

Star: Fear not! We shall make school friends!

Cy: O.K well let's go!

Rob: Wait! We should change our names so that no one knows were the Titans

Star: Yes but Robin I believe you should wear sunglasses because of the mask

Rob: Thanks Star

BB: C'mon lets go!

Raven walks into her homeroom class and sees a girl with a empty seat next to her

Rav: Is this seat empty?

Terry: Yeah, hi I'm Terry

Rav: I'm Angle

Terry: Can I see you're schedule?

Rav: Sure

Terry: Awesome! We have the same one!

Rav: Cool so can I get the lowdown on this place?

Terry: Sure

You go to Starfire who walks into her homeroom

Jackie: *walks up to Star* Hi! Are you new here?

Star: Yes I am a new student

Jackie: Cool! Hey let me see where you go first period *sees schedule* you're with me!

Star: I believe that I should say the awesome

Jackie: Y'know you remind me of Starfire….never mind

Star: *sweats* Ha-ha-ha

Jackie: Listen later I'll have to introduce you to my boy friend

Star: Sounds intriguing!

You go to Cyborg whom walks into his homeroom he sees a pretty blonde girl *not Sarah* sitting in the front he walks up to her

Cy: Hello I'm Victor and you might be?

Lola: I'm Lola and you're new here aren't you?

Cy: Yeah

Lola: Then don't hang around me, you're not popular *looks him over* yet, you have a girlfriend?

Cy: Excuse me?

Lola: Do you have a girlfriend? Am I speaking French?

Cy: I thought so for a minute

Lola: You're pretty funny not

Cy: I'm single

Lola: Well if you want to be in this crowd you have to be my boyfriend

Cy: Uhh

Matt: Shut up Lola

Lola: No you, you un-popular freak

Matt: C'mon Victor

Cy: That was creepy

Matt: She does that to all the new boys

Cy: Why?

Matt: To recruit new minions, a lot of boys have gone through with it

Cy: You're kidding

Matt: Not at all, what do you have first?

Cy: P.E

Matt: We have the same schedule

Cy: Awesome…know any girls who might be lookin for a boy

Matt: Besides Lola?

Cy: Yeah

Matt: O.K well there's Mads

Beast Boy walks into his homeroom where he sees a bunch of girls

BB: *walks up to them* Hello ladies

Girl 1: Wow you're kinda cute!

Girl 2: *takes out cell* gotta tell Lola

Girl 3: Fresh boy toys

BB: *weirded out* O.K then bye

Kate: I can't stand Lola

BB: Lola?

Kate: She's the most popular girl in school

BB: Are those her drones?

Kate: Yeah

BB: Well I wanna be popular!

Kate: No you don't…it's hard in this school…at my old school I was popular but we didn't have a queen like here

BB: But how cold being popular be hard?

Kate: Let me explain

You go to Robin who walks into his homeroom with all the school rejects

Dude 1: Hey you want some grass?

Rob: I think I'm O.K

Dude: 2: C'mon it's just grass

Rob: No really I don't want any grass

Mad: *intervenes* C'mon you guys stop it

Dude 1: Sorry dude it's just a trick

Dude 2; We wouldn't be caught dead with that stuff

Rob: O.K good one

Mad: They're just jokers as the school calls them

Rob: Are these the rejects?

Mad: Yeah, I'm a dork people make fun of me and my crew they don't see these people

Rob: Oh

Mad: Yeah I hang out with them in homeroom

Bell: Ring, Ring, Ring

Mad: C'mon we have P.E

In P.E Class you see Victor *Cyborg*, Richie *Robin* Matt and Mads

Matt: Yo Mads!

Mad: What's going on Nightbird?

Matt: Oh look *points to bleachers* here goes Lola

Lola: *starts to sing* I'm your diva

I'm your star

I know I'll go far!

Who has my looks?

Who has my charm?

I've been with every boy arm in arm!

Oh baby! I'm the best

You'll ever know

Oh baby! I'm gonna

Rock your show

Cause I'm Lola

That high school girl

I know how to

Rock

Your

World!

I'm your sweetheart

I'm your god!

C'mon boys let's do this good

Who has my body?

Who has my face?

I've been with boys all over the place!

Oh baby! I'm the best

You'll ever know

Oh baby! I'm gonna

Rock your show

Cause I'm Lola

That high school girl

I know how to

Rock

Your

World!

You may think

I get all the fun

Well when you're with me

I share it with everyone!

Cause I'm Lola

That high school girl

I know how to

Rock

Your

World!

Lola!

Guy 1: She's so hot

Guy 2: No duh

Matt: *sticks out tongue* I give that a thumbs down
Mad: Agreed

Cy: So you're Mads?

Mad: Yep! *looks him over* Is you're name Victor?

Cy: How'd you know?!

Mad: Because you still have you're name tag on

Cy: Oh *blushes* forgot

P.E Teacher: O.K class time for fitness testing!

All: Groan

Rob: What's wrong with fitness testing?

Matt: The teacher makes us do it one at a time in front of everyone

Cy: That's horrible!

Mad: Yeah last time I tripped and was mocked for a week

P.E Teacher: O.K then Victor! You're up first!

Mad: Go get em'!

Cy: Thanks!

P.E Teacher: O.K time for push-ups 20 is healthy

You go to BB and Kate in math class

Teacher: O.K so if a circle with the radius of pi would have a perimeter of *looks for someone to call on* Garfield! Do you know?

BB: Uhh…pi?

Teacher: No, not even close

Kate: Umm Mr.Finckle he meant to say pi times 2

Teacher: Well O.K Miss Tilton

BB: Thanks

Kate: No problem…he's really gullible

BB: I noticed *starts to sing*

Two times pi?

Pi times two?

I didn't know this stuff

Yet you

You did

Like the back of your hand

Well let me see

In this math class where I truly stand

I'm not clever

Or that smart

I can't do math

For the most part

Yet you

You knew this stuff

Like it was nothing new

Just the same old routine

I guess you're kinda tough

When it comes to math problems

I've seen

Kate: Two times pi

Pi times two

I always knew it

But not you

I guess you never really knew math

Well let me see

In this class your path

You're not clever

Or that smart

You can't do math

For the most part

Yet you

You try this stuff

Like it was something to try

Just the same old time and thing

I guess you're kinda dumb

When it comes to math problems

I've seen

Kate and BB: We shouldn't worry though

We make a great pair

I'm sure we'll get though

Those math problems there!

BB: I guess you're kinda tough

Kate: I guess you're kinda dumb

BB and Kate: With math problems

I've seen!

You go to Jackie and Star in English class where they are going over Romeo and Juliet

Teacher: So do you think Romeo and Juliet were truly in love?

Star: Why yes they were very passionate

Teacher: True but they fell in love when they met for the first time, they also kissed

Star: A kiss is a sign of appreciation, romance and kindness, the rest went with true passionate love

Teacher: Let's say you kissed a boy when you first met him, what would you think of him later?

Star: It depends on the people, I guess

Jackie: I think Kory is right! It depends on what kind of people they were making a match

Teacher: Well then I guess they were in love moving on

Star: I am most grateful

Jackie: No problem

Star: Love is defiantly complicated

Jackie: Yeah but I have a man so I know a little about love

Star: I guess I do to

Jackie: You have a boyfriend?

Star: I have what you call a crush

Jackie: Does he like you back?

Star: Yes I do think so

Jackie: Then it's something called *starts to sing*

Love at first sight

If you met him

And you felt like

“This is the guy”

If it was back then

That he saved your hide

He must think you're a girl

Worthy of him

And I'm sure he knows

It's the other way around

He's worthy of you!

Star: I do think that it was something called *starts to sing*

Love at first sight

When I met him

I felt like

“This is the man”

Back then it was that

He saved my hide

He must think I'm a girl

Worthy of him

And I'm sure he knows

It's the other way around

He's worthy of me!

Jackie: Then he loves you

And he knows that

You are the one

And he will

Make you his

Before you are done

Star: Then he must love me

And know that

I am the one

And he'd better know

I will make him mine

Before I am done

Jackie and Star: Then it's love

And he is waiting

Jackie: For you!

Star: Just for me

Jackie: Weather or not you're an item

Star: Weather or not we just know

Jackie and Star: That man

That love

That boy

It's mine

To show

To show that love

You go to Terry and Raven in art class

Teacher: We will be working on abstract self portraits

Rav: Oh goody

Terry: At least we get to be creative

Rav: Yeah

Teacher: For this you will each paint half of it as your bad side and half as your good

Rav: *thinks* You're just asking me to kill you

Terry: Teacher! Um can we just paint a portrait?

Teacher: Do as I say, I'm the teacher here

Rav: Is she always this stuffy about art?

Terry: Yeah…it's a life form!

Rav: Nice

Terry: Heh

Rav: Well I don't know how to put my good and bad sides

Terry: Try light colors for the good and dark for the bad

Rav: O.K

The Titans finished their classes and go to lunch

Matt: Hey Jackie! Wassup K8, Terry?

Terry: Nothing…how was Lola

Mads: Led the song

Kate: I'm getting tired of the whole diva thing

Jackie: Can you say “puke”

Matt: Can you do it?

Mads: Heh hey umm this is Richie

Matt: this is Victor

Terry: My friend Angle

Kate: Say hi to Gar

Jackie: This is Kory

Mads: Well…this group has expanded

Matt: Yeah, let's find a table

They all sit down and Lola comes over

Lola: Hello people

Matt: Hi Lola

Lola: Ooh I see new boys besides Victor

Mad: This is Gar and Richie

Lola; Richie…I like you're style wanna go out sometime

Star: He does not and he will not go out with a girl such as you

Lola: Whoa didn't mean to rock the boat, also wanted to say prom is coming up so vote for me!

Kate: Why?

Lola: Because I have more money and a Mercedes Benz *walks away*

Terry: Another missed opportunity for Madeline to brag

Cy: What?

Terry: Tell them

Mad: But Dad told me it's not good

Terry: C'mon

Mad: Well my Dad owns a lot of cars

Terry: What kind?

Mad: Fine…two BMWs a Triumph Convertible, a Ford Pick-up truck, a Range Rover, a Toyota Land Cruiser and…and…

Terry: You left the best ones out

Mad: *mumbles* two Ferraris

Cy: *gets hearts in his eyes* You're so cool!

Mad: And I'm not rich…I hate it when people ask me that

Rob: I would brag to Lola

Jackie: I don't think she should

Matt: Yeah it's rude

Mad: Thank you

Kate: But it would shut Lola up

BB: That'd be sweet

Cy: Still I don't think Lola's that bad

Terry: WHAT?!

Cy: She's really pretty

Mad: Is that why you like her?

Cy: Yeah I like pretty girls who doesn't?

Mad: But what about the nice and smart girls?

Cy: It's better if they're pretty

Mad: *looks down* Oh

Jackie: Hey Matt we still on for prom?

Matt: Of course!

Lunch lady: Hey!! Lunch is ready!!

Terry: Food! Finally!

Mad: *looking at tray* What is this?

Lunch Lady: Tuna casserole

Mad: Eww

Terry: Yuck this food

Kate: I think it's alive

Rav: What ever it is

Star: It's disgusting

Mad: *Starts to sing* We deal with our veggies our the dinner table

Terry: We eat what we must no matter if we're not able

Kate: And now we see this tray with slop to eat!

Star: Knowing that eating it

Rav: Must be one heck of a feat

Mad, Kate, Rav, Star and Terry: And we say

Yuck!

Is it healthy?

Is it fattening?

Is it gonna make us hurl?

Do we have to

Really eat it?

And make our stomach swirl

I think that this food

Should only be fed

To the dogs!

But would they even eat it?

BB: It's like a monster in a lagoon

Cy: Or garbage in a truck

Rob: To even think that we'd try

Matt: To even eat this muck

BB, Matt, Cy and Rob: And we say

Yuck!

Is it pond scum?

Is it throw up?

Is it gonna make us barf?

Do we have to

Really eat it?

And make our stomach feel like

It's on a Warf

I think that this food

Should only be fed

To the mice!

But would they even eat it?

Everyone: It's awful and it's mucky

It's stinky and it's smelly

And yet it's on our plates

How could the school do this?

And think that it's so great?

BB: The vegans are crying for mercy!

Cy: And the carnivores for beef!

Star: This food I think is crawling!

Rav: Someone call the cafeteria chief!

Mad: The girls are screaming and shouting!

Kate, Jackie and Terry: For some relief!

Matt: The boys are chanting and howling!

BB, Cy and Rob: To actually brush our teeth!

Everyone: What did we ever do wrong?

To be so desperate

Rav: And I know desperate

Everyone: To have to sing

Sing this

Sing this song!

Bell: Ring

Mad: C'mon let's get to our next class!

To Be Continued………………………………………………………………..

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