Chapter 1 - The fly trap kid

The fly trap kid
His giant teeth are,
the jaws of death,
in his big green mouth,
with it’s stinky plant breath.
Vernie, the Fly trap kid.
His parents got a shock,
when he sprouted from his mothers womb.
He literally sprouted from the vaginal lock.

Out came a root,
then a small leaf,
last came his head,
with its large pointy teeth.
He bit the doctor,
he ate the nurse,
and put the poor intern,
into a hearse.

When he was five,
he ate his pet dog.
When he went to the zoo,
he ate a full hog.
To digest his food,
he uses a thick green acid,
what happens in there,
is not really placid.