Chapter 6 - Neil, the space kid

Neil the space kid
Neil Headstrong is nine years old,
he’s always thinks about space,
he likes to pretend that he’s up there,
despite his parents disgrace.

He likes to sit in his box rocket,
he sat in it all day,
until his father tripped over it,
much to his mothers dismay.

His parents both said in unison,
“Neil, don’t be stupid,
your not going to space,
you silly little space kid.”

So they sent him to his room,
where he would plot revenge!
He was going to show them,
He was going to AVENGE!

He built a giant rocket ship,
it was shiny and bright red,
he sent his parents to the sun,
where they were burnt dead.

There was no-one to get him comics!
He had sent them too soon,
it was too hot on the sun,
he should have sent them to the moon.