Chapter 2 - I Hate My Life! (Parody of "Mambo #5" by Lou Bega)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I hate my life





1,2,3,4,5

Oh man I surely do hate my life

Just the other day I fell through my floor

Hurt so much it made me say “mama!”

Don't know why people call me a geek

Even when I'm in class I go to sleep

Dream about, computers, TVs', and Ali Bubba

Had a doughnut this morning, now I want another

We're all bored to death, Oh my lord

Cause I'm standing in line for my sport

But I'm the last one to get picked,

What? My sister got picked I didn't?



Oh yes I really do hate my life

Hey can I see your sharpest knife

Stop hitting me I really got to pee

Right now I'm running from a bully

Forget to not look at the sun

Bullies punch me all day long

Such a small world, like we're in a can

Looking for a fun guy, I'm your man



I hate my life!



My head spins around

Get up, and then fall down

Of course me they're going to pound

It's so fast my face is in the ground

Punch me with his left

Then with his right

Another one in the front

Then in my side

They didn't punch me once

Not even twice

Shoved me in a bush

Now my head feels light





Oh yes I really do hate my life

Hey can I see your sharpest knife

Stop hitting me I really got to pee

Right now I'm running from a bully

Forget to not look at the sun

Bullies punch me all day long

Such a small world, like we're in a can

Looking for a fun guy, I'm your man





Dieing, I'm Dieing

I hate my life!

Yes, oh, Yes





Oh yes I really do hate my life

Hey can I see your sharpest knife

Stop hitting me I really got to pee

Right now I'm running from a bully

Forget to not look at the sun

Bullies punch me all day long

Such a small world, like we're in a can

Looking for a fun guy, I'm your man



I do, want to

Kill me? I can't, can you?

Oh no! The cops I got to hide

Me hating my life? No, I lied

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