Chapter 2 - Haze's house

Blitz And Link Drunk by Darkness42



Haze's House

Link belongs to Link_the_hedgehog_magician





Blitz- the door's closed.



Link- Let's open it!



Blitz- we can't.



Link- why?



Blitz- because it's closed.



Link-I sees your point.



Blitz- we should go to radio shack!



Link-Where the crazy people is I don't think so!



Blitz- he he he he crazy he he he he he



Link- come on let's go find a window.



Blitz- (jumps through window in to haze's room)



Haze- What are you doing in my room ?!?!?! ( little angry)



Blitz- NO! What are YOU doing in MY ROOM! (yells)



Link- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN MY PINK PRETTY ROOM WITH ALL MY STUFFED ANIMALS ?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!? (yells)



Haze- it's blue and it's my room!



Link- I PLAN TO PAINT IT LATER!!!! (yells)



Blitz- pretty bunny! (points to key)



Haze- How did you get my house key?



Link- NO! IT'S A BUNNY! (yells)



Blitz- A bunny or a vampire pirate that plans to rule the world! …………….. more at 11.



Haze- GIVE ME MY HOUSE KEY BACK!!!!!! (angry)



Link- NEVER!!!!!! ( angry )



Blitz- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (screaming)



Haze- Blitz! Get out of my bathtub! (angry)



Blitz- but, I'm drowning!



Haze- There's no water in it!



Blitz- but, I'm drowning!



Link- I'll save you! Just….. just……. Just jump into my head!



Blitz- ( jumps at Link and disappears)



Link-……………………………………………………………..



Haze-………………………………………………………………



Link-……………………………………………………………………..



Haze-……………………………………………………………………



Link-…………………… so ………………… um ………………….. See any good movies lately? …………..



Haze- no………………………



Link-……………………………………………………



Blitz- (falls out of nowhere) Man, I thought I would never get out.



Haze- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!! (super mad)



Blitz- I'm sorry Haze, you're mad and you have every right to be. I was building up enough courage to ask you this. ( gets down on one knee and holds her hand) Haze will you ……………… get me some more beer?



Haze- GET OUT!!!! (angry and yelling) AND YOU!!!! (points to Link)



Link- (looks behind him and sees a lamp) she's really mad at you.





Haze- Give me that! (takes key)



Link- GIVE ME BACK MY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!



Haze- GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!! (pissed off)



Blitz- FINE! We'll go to link's house!



Link- Look we're here! HEY! WHERE IS MY PINK WALLPAPER?!?!?!?



Blitz- I don't know.



Haze-GET THE HELL OUT!!! NOW!! ( she's real pissed off now!)









So blitz and link are about to head out the door when they stop and turn around and run towards the window and jump out.

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