Chapter 1 - Untitled

My Modern Fairytale Not so long ago in a town called South Norwood there was a young princess called Lucinda. She lived in an enormous blue tower with her mother and father. Unlike most princesses she was extremely ugly and her face was covered in warts. Strangely she was very strong and heroic but never wanted to get married. She also had a job. She was a trained technician. Further away (just down the road) in another tower (a block of flats) there lived a pair of twins. They were called Augustus and Sam. Sam was a very unkind person who hardly ever washed and was very ugly so he thought there was no point on washing.He also was extremely feminine and liked to be called Samantha. Augustus on the other hand was a bit naughty. sometimes and very handsome. He was also feminine in some ways like Sam because he is his twin (but they are non-identical). “Lucinda!” the queen called, “there is another job for you. It’s at Ryelands Primary School. Their heatings broken, again! It was Augustus. Go there as soon as possible.” Lucinda jumped onto her BMW (then got off opened the door and got into it) and raced off to Albert Road. When she got there Augustus and Sam were outside waiting for their taxi. Lucinda fell in love instantly. With Augustus. “Right, let’s get to it,” she said and looked at the boiler. “Excuse me,” she interrupted the caretaker,” you have just forgotten to turn it on.” When Lucinda left, Augustus went down on to one knee and proposed to her. “Yes!!” exclaimed Lucinda. They got married the very next day. In a normal fairytale I would say they lived happily ever after wouldn’t I. No that’s not what’s going to happen. They got divorced a week later. So they didn’t live happily ever after. Lucinda took a course to become a better technician and Sam became Augustus’s partner in crime and they were both in jail by Christmas!! The End

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