Chapter 1 - Things Kratos wouldn't say or do
Submitted August 14, 2004 Updated August 14, 2004 Status Incomplete | A chapter on each character saying something they would never ever say. kinda obvious. And same for the doing thing. And at the end of each chapter is a little funny uh, scene, thingy...i dunno wut u call it...just read.
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Chapter 1 - Things Kratos wouldn't say or do
Chapter 1 - Things Kratos wouldn't say or do
Wut he wouldn't say....
Mommy!!! I cut myself!!!
Stupid Noishe...
Lalalala!!!
Coffee, coffee, COFFEE!!!!!!!
Am I cute?
Yay, Spongebob's on!!!
I lost my sword.
WAH!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so bored!!!
Aw, what a CUTE PUPPY!!!!!!!
I love you Colette!!!
...huh?
I want candy!!!
And wut he wouldn't do...
Dance in circles.
Run away from a battle crying.
Running into a wall over and over again....
play Animal Crossing.(not like it's a bad thing)
Ram his head into the wall.
Dress like Max and play beyblade.
Watch Teletubbies.
Try and destroy his sword.
Go on a sugar rush.
Make fun of Zelos by walking behind him and make strange face expressions.
Calling Raine a horrible cook and being a big showoff about it.
Give Genis and Presea piggy back rides.
Now for the funny scene.
So the group of nine are currently having a sleepover party. Yes, I didn't have any ideas at the moment. So anyways....
Lloyd: This is a great sleepover!!!
Genis: Yeah!!!
Sheena: Um, is anybody tired yet?
Zelos: Why, my lil' hunny, are you?
Sheena: *blushes and slaps Zelos across the face*
Zelos: Wow, you hit hard cutie.
Sheena: That's it!!!!*Chucks Zelos out a nearby window*
Raine: You go girl!!!
Sheena: I thought you were cooking the pizza?
Raine: I can't cook. So I let Regal cook it instead.
Kratos: zzzzzzz......
Everyone stares at Kratos, who is holding a teddy bear and sucking his thumb.
Presea: Kratos...Is tired.
Lloyd: ...I have an idea.
Colette: What is it?
Genis: Wow, Lloyd has an idea!!!
Sheena: That's new!!!
Zelos: *sticks head out window* I...made...it...Sheena, I'm back!!!
Sheena: Leave me alone!!! What, are you stalking me!!!
Zelos: For loooovvveeee!!!!!
Regal: The pizza's done!!!
Genis: Goody!!!
Presea: ...pizza? What is pizza?
Lloyd: Hello?
Colette: Sorry Lloyd. What's your idea?
Lloyd: Well, first everyone, grab a pillow.
Presea: Why do we need a pillow?
Lloyd: It's part of my plan.
So eveyone grabbed a pillow.
Lloyd: So, at the count of three, we attack.
Regal: Attack what?
Lloyd: ...Kratos!!!!
Regal: Aahh....
Zelos: I don't get it...
Sheena: You idiot!!!
Lloyd: ...Is everyone ready?
Raine: To attack Kratos?
Genis: I'm ready!!!
Sheena: Can we attack Zelos instead?
Zelos: Me!?!
Lloyd: No, we attack Kratos.
Zelos: Phew!!! Thank goodness!!
Lloyd: Ahem???
Colette: Sorry.
Lloyd: Stop apologizing.
Colette: Sorry.
Lloyd: How many times are you going to say that!!
Colette: I only said it three times.
Presea: *Hits Kratos in the face*
Lloyd: Why'd you do that!!!
Presea: Colette said three. You said at the count of three, we were supposed to attack Kratos.
Lloyd: But!!!
Kratos: *standing behind Lloyd* You were going to do what!?
Presea: We were going to attack you...with pillows.
Regal: It was Lloyd's idea.
Lloyd: It was just going to be a harmless joke.
Kratos: Harmless joke!? That's it!!!*Chucks Lloyd out window* Now, who wants pizza!!!
Everyone except Lloyd: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's the end of chapter one. Hope u like it!!!
Mommy!!! I cut myself!!!
Stupid Noishe...
Lalalala!!!
Coffee, coffee, COFFEE!!!!!!!
Am I cute?
Yay, Spongebob's on!!!
I lost my sword.
WAH!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so bored!!!
Aw, what a CUTE PUPPY!!!!!!!
I love you Colette!!!
...huh?
I want candy!!!
And wut he wouldn't do...
Dance in circles.
Run away from a battle crying.
Running into a wall over and over again....
play Animal Crossing.(not like it's a bad thing)
Ram his head into the wall.
Dress like Max and play beyblade.
Watch Teletubbies.
Try and destroy his sword.
Go on a sugar rush.
Make fun of Zelos by walking behind him and make strange face expressions.
Calling Raine a horrible cook and being a big showoff about it.
Give Genis and Presea piggy back rides.
Now for the funny scene.
So the group of nine are currently having a sleepover party. Yes, I didn't have any ideas at the moment. So anyways....
Lloyd: This is a great sleepover!!!
Genis: Yeah!!!
Sheena: Um, is anybody tired yet?
Zelos: Why, my lil' hunny, are you?
Sheena: *blushes and slaps Zelos across the face*
Zelos: Wow, you hit hard cutie.
Sheena: That's it!!!!*Chucks Zelos out a nearby window*
Raine: You go girl!!!
Sheena: I thought you were cooking the pizza?
Raine: I can't cook. So I let Regal cook it instead.
Kratos: zzzzzzz......
Everyone stares at Kratos, who is holding a teddy bear and sucking his thumb.
Presea: Kratos...Is tired.
Lloyd: ...I have an idea.
Colette: What is it?
Genis: Wow, Lloyd has an idea!!!
Sheena: That's new!!!
Zelos: *sticks head out window* I...made...it...Sheena, I'm back!!!
Sheena: Leave me alone!!! What, are you stalking me!!!
Zelos: For loooovvveeee!!!!!
Regal: The pizza's done!!!
Genis: Goody!!!
Presea: ...pizza? What is pizza?
Lloyd: Hello?
Colette: Sorry Lloyd. What's your idea?
Lloyd: Well, first everyone, grab a pillow.
Presea: Why do we need a pillow?
Lloyd: It's part of my plan.
So eveyone grabbed a pillow.
Lloyd: So, at the count of three, we attack.
Regal: Attack what?
Lloyd: ...Kratos!!!!
Regal: Aahh....
Zelos: I don't get it...
Sheena: You idiot!!!
Lloyd: ...Is everyone ready?
Raine: To attack Kratos?
Genis: I'm ready!!!
Sheena: Can we attack Zelos instead?
Zelos: Me!?!
Lloyd: No, we attack Kratos.
Zelos: Phew!!! Thank goodness!!
Lloyd: Ahem???
Colette: Sorry.
Lloyd: Stop apologizing.
Colette: Sorry.
Lloyd: How many times are you going to say that!!
Colette: I only said it three times.
Presea: *Hits Kratos in the face*
Lloyd: Why'd you do that!!!
Presea: Colette said three. You said at the count of three, we were supposed to attack Kratos.
Lloyd: But!!!
Kratos: *standing behind Lloyd* You were going to do what!?
Presea: We were going to attack you...with pillows.
Regal: It was Lloyd's idea.
Lloyd: It was just going to be a harmless joke.
Kratos: Harmless joke!? That's it!!!*Chucks Lloyd out window* Now, who wants pizza!!!
Everyone except Lloyd: ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's the end of chapter one. Hope u like it!!!
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Lex on April 19, 2006, 10:10:58 AM
Lex on
BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! THATS SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! kratos asleep with a teddy and sucking his thumb wud be sssooooooooo cute though. *favs*Teehee111 on September 10, 2005, 4:12:24 AM
Teehee111 on
Ha ha! So completely random! and random is awesome XD i like the story at the bottom.MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
crazyart on June 16, 2005, 3:03:04 AM
crazyart on
You must make MORE!*Goes crazy*crazyart on March 27, 2005, 4:53:09 AM
crazyart on
Your very funny!^o^!!No_Name on August 19, 2004, 12:49:31 PM
No_Name on
That is so cute! But why wouldn't he go on a sugar rush?sworndestiny on August 15, 2004, 4:51:06 AM
sworndestiny on
HAHAH!! That's uber-awesome. I swear, some of those are so random.. "Dress like Max and play Beyblade"? It's awesome.The little scene at the bottom is fun. Hahha, stupid Colette. I don't know, I just have something against her...