Chapter 17 - Kurama V.S The Clones!

Silver: Hiya Peeps! I'm back and with the next chapter! YAYNESS!!! *Claps*

Hiei: *Holds up a burnt-up piece of paper* And I have the next idea for RATE...THE...PAIN!

Silver: Man, everyone's just in such a good mood today! ^_^ *Mumbles and ponders to herself* I wonder if it has anything to do with the sugar and caffine pills I slipped into everyone's breakfast?

Hiei: *Looks at Silver* You did what?

Silver: Nothing, nothing! ^_^; And now...um...*Looks at Hiei who's crossing his arms and looking pretty peeved at Silver* I suppose you want to say it, right Hiei?

Hiei: Yes. Yes I do.

Silver: Well, be my guest! ^_^

Hiei: Thanks. *Ahem* And now...on with the show!

Silver: Hmmmmm...not bad. Definetly has some potential.

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Meanwhile…

Kurama: *Frantically searching through Sephy’s belongings* Where…are…the…FREAKIN’ WEAPONS?!

Yami: *Massages his temples in frustration* The most violent guy in here and what does he bring? *Pulls out a Teen People Magazine* MAGAZINES AND BODY-BUILDING EQUIPTMENT?! WHERE ARE THE ? THE GUNS? THE SHARP POINTY OBJECTS?!?!?!?!

Kurama: We used them up, or rather, you and Kaiba used them all up. Now we’re stuck behind a bed cowering in a corner like a couple of dogs. Well…I for one, am sick of this! *Punches a hole in the wall in anger*

Yami: O.o Um…Kurama…what are you saying?

Kurama: I’m saying let’s stop hiding and let’s fight! The last time I checked, we were about three times their size!

Yami: Uh…Kurama…

Kurama: *Stands up* I’m not going to run anymore. I’m a warrior darn it! *Steps out of the fort* And I’d rather fight to my last breath than cower in a corner while these…these…THINGS rip us apart, piece by piece. Don’t you agree Yami? *Looks around him to find Yami no where in sight* Yami? *Looks over to the fort to find Yami sticking his head above the bed, with a nervous look on his face*

Yami: That’s an excellent plan Kurama. There’s only two problems with it. One; There’s only one of you and a thousand of them. Second; You’re the only one here with the powers. I wouldn’t last three seconds against these clones!

Kurama: *Considers Yami’s reasoning and thinks hard for a sec* Oh yeah, I forgot! You’re just a mere WEAK human.

Yami: Yep! ^_^ A weak human. That’s me!

Kurama: Wha- O_O *Realizes that Yami is immune to reverse psychology* Grrrrrr…YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PROUD OF THAT!

Yami: But I am! I’m proud of my race just like you’re probably proud of your yoko heritage.

Kurama: *Ponders* True, true. But still…*Jumps into the fort and drags Yami out* I’m not about to fight alone and let you die an dishonorable .

Yami: -_-; Gee, how thoughtful of you…

Kurama: *Rolls his eyes as he pulls a seed out of his hair and tosses it to Yami* Here.

Yami: *Catches the seed* Thanks!

Kurama: Your welcome. It’s a special form of my-YAMI NO!

Yami: *Eats the seed* That really fills you up! And I was getting really hungry too! *Stomach growls unusually loud* Oh…I don’t feel so good all of a sudden…

Kurama: *Grabs Yami by the shirt collar* YOU IDIOT!!! *Shakes Yami* THAT WAS A SEED CONTAINING ANOTHER ROSE WHIP! *Shakes Yami even harder* YOU’RE…NOT…SUPPOSED…TO…EAT IT!!!

Yami: *Gets a little scared* So…*looks at his still growling belly* What’s going to happen to me?

Kurama: *Let’s go of Yami and says blankly* I don’t…know.

Yami: *Now really mad at Kurama* OH THAT’S A LOT OF-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh…* Clutches his stomach and doubles over in pain* I-I-I…think…something is…ohhhhhhhhhhh…happening. UGH! *A bright light erupts from Yami’s stomach and engulfs Yami in a second*

Kurama: *Gasp!* YAMI! Ohhhh……*Shuts his eyes and covers his face from the light until it goes away, then he looks up* Yami…? *Gasp!* OH MY GOD! *Runs over to Yami who has magically transformed into…a baseball bat?*

Yami:………………*Thinks* Dude…I’m a baseball bat!

Kurama: *Picks up the baseball bat (that has spiky Yami-hair on top)* Poor Yami…he was so young…*Bows down his head for a sec but is interrupted when he realizes that the Riku clones are only mere seconds away* Oh shoot! *Frantically searches through his hair for his Rose Whip seed* Where the heck is it? I could’ve sworn I put it in before I came here! Oh man! *Looks around panicking and then sees Yami the Baseball Bat lying next to him* Might as well…*Picks up Yami and gets in a fighting stance as he watches the hundreds of Riku clones charge at him*

Riku clones: *Charging at Kurama* DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! *All of them stop when they are only a short distance away from Kurama*

Kurama: *Braces himself as he tightens his grip on Yami the Baseball Bat and thinks* This is it. It’s do or die now.

Yami:……………………*Thinks* Dude! I’m a friggin’ baseball bat!

Riku Clone: *Walks in front of the Riku clones and…moons Kurama!* DOOOOOOM!!!

Other Riku Clones: *Recognize the "signal" and charge at Kurama in full force* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Kurama: *Snarls and yells with all his might* RRRRRHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!! *Charges at the Riku clones*

Silver: HOLD IT! *Presses a remote that stops the scene right before Kurama and the Riku clones reach each other* I’m going to narrate this part from here on out, ‘kay? ‘Kay! ^_^ Well, here’s what happens…*Presses the remote which causes the scene to silently show the battle between Kurama and the Riku clones* Kurama, knowing the weakness to the Riku clones, puts up a fairly decent fight against the clones but let’s face it! *Fast fowards the tape until it shows Kurama getting overwhelmed by the clones* It’s one against one thousand! Kurama doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance! So…*Plays the tape regularly which shows Kurama leaning on Yami the Baseball Bat, completely worn out* is this really the end of our beloved Fox Boy? Well, I’m going to leave you peeps alone now so you can find out now. Sorry for bothering you. *Goes away and plays the fic normally*

Kurama: *Pants as he looks at the hundreds of Riku clones still standing* Darn…I’ve really…gotten…myself…into…a big…mess…didn’t I? *Thinks* Well, I’ve lived a decent life. I guess this is really it. *Pulls himself up and looks to the ground, eyes closed and smiling* I might as well face my demise with honor. *Looks up and shouts* COME AND GET ME YOU DEMONIC FREAKS OF NATURE!

Riku Clones: DOOM! *All charge at Kurama at once*

Kurama: *Looks down again and smiles and mutters* Looks like you’re going to have to tolerate Silver on your own, Hiei.

Very Fast Riku Clone: *Gets to Kurama first and pulls out a machete* DOOM DOOM DOOM!!! *Brings the machete down at Kurama*

Kurama: Ah! *Braces himself for what’s to come*

V.F.R.C: DOOOOOOOOOOOO-* Gets his head completely blown off by some unknown force*

Unknown Force: You okay Kurama?

Kurama: *Looks up and opens his eyes* Huh? CLOUD!

Cloud: Yeah, it’s me!

Marth and Link: Don’t forget about us! *Jump in from out of nowhere, both arming baseball bats with really cool spikes on them*

Kurama: You’re all…alive?!

Cloud: Of course. I’m the one who defeated Sephiroth once, remember?

Kurama: Yes, I know that. But how could you survive that brutal attack from the first clone?

Cloud: With this! *Pulls down his pants to revel an iron…jock strap?* The Mr. Balls-of-Iron!

Kurama: O.o Mr. Balls-of…Iron?

Link: Yeah, they saved Cloud’s life! And ours too! The clones tried to attack us but Cloud came, gave us these and we destroyed a whole bunch of them!

Marth: *Hands Kurama a metal jock strap* We brought you one too. Now put it on! We’ve got some clone heads to bash!

Kurama: *Smiles as he just decides to put the Mr. Balls-of-Iron over his pants since he doesn’t have any time to waste* Well gentlemen…*Picks up Yami the Baseball Bat* Shall we get started?

Cloud, Marth, and Link: *Grab their baseball bats and nod*

Riku Clones: *Get into formation again and face the band of baseball-bat-weilding-metal- - -wearing-warriors* DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! *Charge at the guys*

Kurama, Cloud, Marth, and Link: *Get into their own fighting stances and charge into battle* RRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Silver: Well, that's it for now peeps! Whadda think? I think it was a pretty cool chappie if I do say so myself! By the way...*Holds up chocolate Kuramas, Hieis, and Kaibas* Instead of plushies, me and Kurama thought it would be nice to send out something sugary for a change! ^_^ So now, everyone who comments is going to get chocolate plushie thingies!!!

Hiei: *Runs in with a Silver chocolate plushie in his mouth* MMMMMMMFFFFFFMMMM!

Silver: -_-; Either finish it or spit it out Hiei...

Hiei: *Somehow manages to finish the chocolate plushie in one bite and pants* We're ready to start now!

Silver: *Claps her hands together* Awesome! *Grabs a mic out of her pocket* And now...on a scale of one to ten, it's time to RATE...THE...PAIN!!!

Everyone: *Claps and cheers and occasionally throws candy on stage*

Kurama: *Points to Marik (Who's frozen in place and has his eyes duck-taped open, thanks to Hiei)* This is Marik.

Silver: *Points to a door* This is a door leading to a room where Pegassus likes to his line of thong and products for people. *Shudders* Gross...

Pegassus: *Pops his head out the room for a second* Acually Silver, today I'm doing just thongs only, with the occasional silk - of course! ^_^ *Goes back in the room*

Kurama: O.O R-Right. *Ahem* Anyway, *Points to Kaiba* This is Kaiba in a protective blindfold.

Silver: *Points to Kaiba as she puts on her own protective blindfold* This is Kaiba opening the door that leads to Pegassus ing thongs and - s.

Kaiba: *Shudders as he runs like heck away from the door*

Kurama: *Puts on his own protective blindfold and then points at Hiei* This is Hiei wearing a protective blindfold.

Silver: *Snickers and points* And this is Hiei sneaking up from behind Marik and pushing him into the room! ^_^

Marik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Tries to run out of the room*

Hiei: *Slams the door in Marik's face and laughs sinisterly*

Kurama: And that was Hiei slamming the door and ruining Marik's only hope of survival.

Marik: *From inside of the room* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES! THEY BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!! *Claws against the door*

Pegassus: *From inside the room too* Oh come on! It's not like it's something you haven't seen before!

Marik: *Sobbing uncontrollably* T-THE PAIN! THE SHEER INHUMAN PAIN!!! T-T-T-TEN!
*Echos* TEN! TEN! TEN!

Hiei and Silver: YES! *High-five each other*

Kurama: *Pulls off his blindfold and has a look of shock on his face* Wow Hiei...

Kaiba: *Takes off his blindfold* I think you might've crossed a line there. I mean, even I'M beginning to feel sorry for him.

Hiei: *Shrugs* Whatever...It's not like any of us care about him, right?

Everyone else: *Mumbles and agrees*

Kaiba: So what do we do now?

Silver: *Looks down at her blindfold and smiles* Hey...*Looks at the guys* Why don't we play Blindfold Tag?

Hiei: Blindfold Tag? What in the heck is that?

Silver: It's basically just a game where you run around in blindfolds while tackling each other.

Kurama: *Puts on his blindfold* Yeah, like this! *Pounces on Silver, pinning her down* BLINDFOLD PILE ON SILVER!!!

Hiei and Kaiba: *Puts on their blindfolds* YEAH!

Silver: WHA-KURAMA!

Hiei and Kaiba: *Pounce on Kurama who's on top of Silver and therefore, Silver practically gets crushed*

Silver: *Sighs* Oh well...Guess there are worse things than being on the bottom of a pile of hot guys. Well, until the next chappie peeps! Bye!!!

Hiei, Kurama, and Kaiba: *All try to wave but are too tangled up in each other and just give up* See ya!

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