Chapter 2 - Bakura

Well now its time to interview one of our evilest characters Bakura. When i took this job it was between life and death. Asking this guy questions could take me to death, but i must. Maybe i suould do Seto Kaiba instead.
Boss: YOU MUST DO BAKURA.

Door: me knocking.

Bakura: GO away.
Me: But i must interview you.
Bakura: Listen mortal i have no reason to deal with you.
Me: I have two millenium items in my bag.
Bakura: Wait a second.*running to the door*
Me: Ok i have some questions to ask you.
Bakura: Then i get the items.
Me: Whatever
Bakura: First question.
Me: What was your food in Egypt?
Bakura: Raw meat
Me: Thats sick do you know that you can get worms from eating that.
Bakura: No, i haven't had problems
Me: Next question how do you reeeaaallllyyyy ack when others are not around the truth.
Bakura: The way im am now
Me: We have pictures of you frolicking around in what apears to be your underwear.
Bakura: uhhhh i O________O;
Me: Point proven
Bakura: NEXT QUESTION!!!
Me: Fine fine dont get angry.
Bakura: Then ask the question.
Me: How do you feel about Ryou.
Bakura: He weak and inferior.
Me: In alot of stories you two have sexual relationships.
Bakura: All lies.
Me: Suuuure....Well i must be leaving
Bakura: My millenium items you promised ne.
Me: I made no promises
Bakura: Why you i will kill you
Me: RUN!!!!!!!!!!! *drops bag*
Bakura: Come back here *notices bag*
Me: NEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Bakura: HAHAHAHA! The fools left the bag *opens.* WTF ROCKS!!!


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