Chapter 3 - Seto

Well now im off to visit the multi-billoinair Seto Kaiba. WEll as you might have guessed Kc(Kaiba Corp) is heavenly guarded. All is well because i managed to sneak in the back way. Now im in his computer room. Ok Bob get this on tape. Bob: uh my name is not Bob its George. Me: That nice Bob *mummers* I didnt hear a word he said maybe i should start listening *thnking* Nnnnaaaaahhh. Anyway roll the camers!

Me: Now we will just turn the computer on and.....
Computer: Who are you people / notice the camera / you have permission do you?
Me: * not listening but typing* Uhhhhhhhh yyyyyea S...sure
Computer: Are you listening to me!?!?!!
Me: Nope /continues to type/
Computer: *sigh*
George: its one of her charms.
Me: Bob talk no mo film more yes.
Computer: Mr. Kaiba wont like you messing around with his things.
Me: Mr. Kaiba that not what you call him. We all know you want to take him from DARKRAVEN1191. *looking at the screen* It appears you have a soft spot. Im excellent at hacking so i know how you really feel about him. I know DARKRAVEN1191 very well enough to know she wont sit back and just watch. Some advise run or what ever you do to get away before she finds out.
Computer: Maybe your right.
Me: Almost there.
Computer: Hey what are you doing?
Me: Getting Seto's address. Bob write this down! Well its been nice getting your secrets on tape to show the world./Gone Marik and Malik laughter style/Buhahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahaa*cough*hahahahaha.
Bob: Its George! Geeze I mean its a common name.
Me:/hits head/owwwwwwwwww
Computer: So can have the tape Bob.
Bob: Its George!Its George!Its George! And besides this is my pay check.
Us: By computer.

At the Kaiba Mansion

Seto: Mokuba stop thats to much sugar.
Mokuba: What are you talking bout?
Seto: The fact that you sugar high.
Mokuba: *no the ceiling who knows why or how* WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO.
Seto: Some help.
Mokuba: Wellyoushould'nthaveeatenallmysweatsnow(A/N: Translation: Well you should'nt have eaten all my icecream.It was of good reason.)
Seto: It was to keep you from tearing up the house.
Mokuba: Hmmmmmm
Seto: Come down here now.
Mokuba: Meanie
Seto: Mokuba
Mokuba: OOOOOOkay.

Meanwhile
Me: *driving*
Bob: Do you have a license.
Me: Nope.
Bob: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Man what is wronge with u.
Bob: This is against the law driving without a license.
Me: I have a licenes.
Bob: *sigh* Yea for being an annoyance.
Me: Now Bob i had enough of that now where are we going./walking to the back/
Bob: What are you crazy youre apose to be driving. Look Out!!!!!
What Happened: Hit an old lady, Bandit Keith, Weevel, and Bones, a street pole, a car and crashed into the Game Shop
Me: OHHh Bob look what you did.
Bob: Wha?!?!
Me: You smashed my lunch and ran into the Game Shop.
Bob: You idiot you was driving.
Grandpa: What happened.
Me: RUNNNN
Bob: Wait you left me carring the stuff.

Finally The Kaiba Mansion

*Knocking*
Kaiba: Whos there.
Me: Us.
Kaiba: Us who
Me: Open the door.
Kaiba:/Door/
Me: Good Afternoon.
Kaiba: Hn
Me: Well Im here to interview you.
Kaiba: Im very busy
Me: It wont take long
Kaiba: Fine
Me: First what is wrong with Mokuba.
Kaiba: Hyper.
Me: OOkay.
Kaiba: Next.
Me: What all do you know about your computer ?
Kaiba: She acts funny sometimes.
Me: Funny how?
Kaiba: Funny strange.
Me: Anyway should Mokuba be lighting that on fire.
Kaiba: What? AHH Mokuba what are you doing.
Me: Oi Vey -_-;. /3 hours of Kaiba putting out fires and chasing Mokuba/
ME and BOB: Sleep 2 hours later we wake up Mokuba has just come down.
Me: Still rolling Bob.
Bob: ~o~ Yea
Kaiba: Okay continue
Me: Okay to the personal questions. How much do you like DARKRAVEN1191.
Kaiba: Uhhh i think she is really*ariplane passes by* is that a good answer.
Me: Uhh Yeah anyway what all do you know about your computer?
Kaiba: Doesn't make since.
Me: Fine does she like anyone?
Kaiba: I dont know.
Me: You should talk to her.
Kaiba: Why?
Me: Arent im asking the questions.
Kaiba: But my computer
Me: Okay Okay
Kaiba: *listening*
Me: Well........
Bob: RUNNING OUT OF FILM HERE!!!!!!!
Me: Woops gotta go.
Kaiba: Wait.
Me: Sorry.
Kaiba: Fine ill talk to my computer.
Me: UHH Kaiba Mokuba is in the sugar.
Kaiba: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO MOKUBA put that down
Me: BYE BYE


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