Chapter 1 - 67 things to do on a plane when you

67 things to do on a plane when you’re bored…..
1. Tell the person next to you that there’s a monkey on the wing!
2. Constantly poke the person next to u
3. Say “poke” every time you poke a person
4. Ask the flight attendant if there’s any Glad ware so you can secure you’re belongings if there’s any turbulence
5. Tell the person who just came from the bathroom that they were taking a long time…was there someone else in there with you?
6. Draw a caricature of the person next to you
7. Put fake spiders/bugs in the person’s hair who is sitting in front of you
8. Have you and you’re friend(s) play a game where one person can say anything they’d like, while the others can only say two lines each
9. Continue #8 until you and your friend(s) get off the plane
10. Play the game “questions only” with you’re friend(s) where u can only speak in questions
11. Continue #10 until you and your friend(s) get off the plane
12. Go up to random people and yell “HI JACK!”
13. Tell the person next to you that you want to show them you’re mini {insert your name here}, smile big, and wink.
14. a few moments after doing #13, show that person a doll with your name (either directly written on the doll or on a nametag) and ask them if they like your mini {insert your name here}
15. Bring a big hairclip and start making it “chomp” like Pacman
16. Tell the person next to you your hairclip can talk and start “making it talk”
17. Clip the person next to you with a clothespin. Tell them they’ve been “clipped”
18. Make bizarre noises and act like the person next to you is making the noises
19. Act like Miroku and ask various people if they will bear your child
20. Play the game “If you know what I mean,” and use as many euphuisms as possible
21. Imitate a character off of a movie/anime and have the person next to you guess who you are
22. Run into the doors, walls, chairs
23. Act drunk
24. Have/host a race
25. Run up and down the aisles like a crazy person
26. Bring Glad ware and tell to random people: Don’t get Glad (show the Glad ware product), be mad (imitate an angry face)
27. Act like you’re extremely offended when someone says something to you
28. Laugh randomly
29. Yell during a sad part of the movie (preferably when a character dies), “You deserved that, you {insert insulting/cuss word here}”
30. Talk in third person
31. Act like you’re an answering machine when someone tries to talk to you
32. Twitch at random moments
33. Start singing Weird Al songs like Stars Wars the Saga Begins
34. Say Yo Mama jokes
35. Bring a mirror, point at it and say, “Hey you look just like me!”
36. Start a conga line
37. Look into a mirror and start singing: “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt…”
38. Speak in a different language
39. Sing a song you really like over and over again
40. Slap yourself and act as if the person next to you slapped you
41. Sdrawkcab klat (if you can)
42. Yell random onomatopoeias such as BOOM! and WHOOSH!
43. Play hide-and-go-seek
44. When someone says they “claim to see you”, then say, “You can’t see me, I can’t see you!”
45. Do everything EXCEPT what the flight attendant tells you to do
46. Have speakers and a CD player with you along with the most annoying music you can find. Turn it on as loud as possible and see what happens
47. Play 20 questions, and answer no to every question
48. Bring a shower scrubber and act like you’re taking a shower while singing carrot juice
49. Do # 48 and act like your stripping
50. When the plane is about to take off, count down from 10. After you get to one, yell out “LIFT OFF!!!!”
51. Be in a swimsuit and when you walk on the plane, say to a flight attendant, “Hey this isn’t the swimming pool! No wonder your clothes looked weird!”
52. Go to random people and say, “I’m sorry, but this isn’t working out. I’m breaking up with you.” As you walk away, pretend you’re sobbing.
53. As one of your friends does #52, walk up to them and comfort them
54. Sing “This is the song that never ends”
55. Say to random people, “I have Sora’s eight-inch Sora! ….If you know what I mean…
56. Ask random people dumb questions like, “What’s yaoi? Or What’s yuri?”
57. Talk like Yoda
58. Scream when everything’s quiet
59. Put your watch close to your ear and say, “I hear something ticking!”
60. When you’re walking down the aisle, act like a model in a fashion show
61. Hug random people
62. Point to someone (you can know them or not) and say, “I know you!”
63. Act like a detective, get up in a random person’s face, and ask them, “Where were you on the night of March 5, 2005?”
64. When the flight is over, hug random people and say, “I had a great time on the plane with you. I’ll miss you sooooooooo much!”
65. Give everyone a nickname
66. Poke yourself (preferably your calves or biceps) and exclaim, “It jiggles!” Giggle, and ask the person next to you if you can see if their (calves or biceps) jiggle, too.
67. Print out several copies of this and ask random people on the plane if they have/will do anything that is on this list.

Note: thanks robin for helping me out with some of these! I really appreciate it!

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