Chapter 1 - Little Campfire

Darren, Harkat, Vancha, and Mr. C



An average night in the forest as the four trudge through the darkness.



Darren: (-_-) wtf?

(Run into a dead end)

Mr. C: OMG!

Vancha: (eyes strangely 0_o) No babes?

Harkat: This is…humiliating…

Darren: Well maybe we should camp here? (^^;)

Mr. C: No way, dead ends are scary… I have bad memories.

Darren: Like what you stupid old-timer?



~Flashback~



(Mr. C with a huge afro, platform shoes, big sunglasses, and hippie clothes)

Mr. C: Like, I totally can't see and I have to go pee. (Comes to dead end) Totally… I should pee on that woman over there. (Goes over and pees on tree) Ahhhh….



~Back to present~



Darren: (0_0) wtf?

Mr. C: Okay, okay, we'll camp here.



*Tick tock blah, blee, blah *

Darren: (Rests against tree and looks at fire) At least we started a fire.

Harkat: (Silent and watching Darren in the Shadows) …?

Vancha: I'm getting up early in the morning.

Mr. C: (0_o) Why?

Vancha: No reason (:D)

Mr. C (-___-) Okay seriously you need to stop smoking whatever it is that you are cause I'm lost every time you talk to me.

Vancha: Oh sorry (throws cig away) Anyways goodnight. (Looks at Darren who is gazing back at him) Mind if I sleep next to you?

Darren: (0_0) Er- (Spots fleas on Vancha) I kick a lot (Me: LIAR! =P Let's see some Yaoi… PLEASE? Darren: No FB)

Vancha: Come on, it's good practice.

Mr. C: (0_o) wtf are you talking about Vancha?

Vancha: Heh… never mind (Me: I do =P YAOI! PLEASE?)



~That night~



Everyone is sleeping except for Vancha, who is continuously picturing people and objects as women.

Vancha: (Looks in pants) God dang it… Where's my wallet?

(Looks up at dim fire and then at the sleeping Mr. C and Darren. Harkat is sitting by the fire with his eyes wide open.)

Vancha: Don't you ever sleep?

Harkat: Zzzzz….

Vancha: (0_0) WTF!?

(Me: I'm irritated what is wrong with you? You guys are really stupid right now)

Vancha: (Looks up and glares at me) WELL YOU'RE NOT THE PERSON WHO MADE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!

(Me: Talking to yourself Vancha? You are lonely… you need some practice… (looks over at someone and laughs evilly))

Vancha: OF COURSE! I mean… of course I could just pretend he's a woman. (:D)



~Fast Forward a few sobbing moments~



Vancha: (Looking paranoid) Okay… okay… I can do this… this'll be easy. (Gets up and cross camp, kicking Harkat slightly, who falls in fire) Now let's see…

Harkat: Little… help here… I'm on fire…

Vancha: Not now I'm busy (ignores Harkat) Now… (looks at Darren and Mr. C) MWUAHAHA! (Eyes both) Which one?

(Plays stupid game that I will merrily sing over to block out)

Vancha: (Snaps fingers) Of course! (Scoots towards Darren)

(Me: (0_0))

(A few silent moments until Vancha leans forward to do something… when…

Darren: (Opens eyes) What the… (Notices Vancha getting really close) HOLY COW! (Jumps up and scoots away from him) WTF?

Vancha: Oh no Darren! Sorry, I meant someone else.

Darren: (0_o) Like who? (Looks at Mr. C)

Vancha: (Looks up) I know who (Begins to walk) Of course… (Suddenly leaps forward and kisses erupt.)

Darren: (-_-) Okay… he's kissing and making love with a tree.

Vancha: OHSHIZZLEGIZINGARG869BROCKINBRACKIT



~End… and don't ask me why I have no Fricken clue~

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