Chapter 1 - 50 Rejected Titles

1. The Legend of Zelda that Actually Follows Link, Who Is Not Named Zelda

2. The Game of Which Gives a Sound Thrashing Against Ganondorf

3. Link Gets a Sword and Chops until He Drops

4. Zelda is Captured...Again

5. Link is Blond

6. Zelda is Also Blond

7. Ganondorf has Red Hair and a Big Nose

8. Chief Big Nose

9. Link the Hero and the Sorcerer’s Sword (parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone)

10. Link Runs like a Coward Away from the Fight

11. Lord of the....Triforce?

12. The Fat King of Hyrule is Killed

13. Link on Ganondorf: The True Feelings of Evil

14. Zelda Throws an Ocarina at Link

15. The Getting of Three Pebbles

16. The Triangle Thing

17. Milk Eez Gud 

18. The Guy that Was Supposed to Be a Kokiri but Actually Is Hylian

19. Link Sails on a Boat

20. Zelda Fire Red and Leaf Green

21. Super Link Bros.

22. Triforce Emblem: Path of Shininess

23. Three Stones that Make a Cool Triangle Thing

24. Triangles Rule!

25. No Way, Circles Rule!

26. You’re Both Wrong! Pactograms Rule!

27. Legend of Zelda: Flatulence Waker

28. Ganon is a Pig-Like Thing

29. Link Wears a Mini Dress and Tights but Calls It a Tunic and Leggings

30. Zelda Makes Shiny Spells

31. The Game of Mashing the Game Controller Buttons Really, Really Fast

32. The Game of Mashing the Buttons Even Faster

33. The Game of Throwing Your Game Cube out the Window when Frustrated

34. The Sword in the Stone...PEDESTAL! (Let’s see copyright get us NOW)

35. The Legend of Link: A Zelda to the Past

36. Dodongo Crossing: Wild Hyrule

37. Nintenhorse

38. Link Does a Reenactment of King Arthur

39. Excalibur....Er, I Mean...Master Sword

40. Super Smash Triforce Melee

41. The Annoying Fairy

42. TWO Annoying Fairies

43. The-Not-as-Quite-as-Annoying Kokiris

44. Link Goes Through a Major Growth Spurt

45. Zelda is a Guy, No Wait; Now She’s a Girl....Guy, Girl, Guy, Girl...

46. Triforce Quest

47. Zelda Fable (a prequel of sorts to Triforce Quest)

48. Arch Hero (another game to go along with Triforce Quest)

59. Swordscape

60. Legend of Zelda: 3:26 Princess

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