Chapter 2 - Interview #2

Yep, this is another round of......*scary music plays* POKEMON INTERVIEWS!

All ye who read this: abandon hope.

Special guest star: Ashleetheangel312! 

 

Gabby: Hi! Today on.....um....whatever route that we’re on.....we’ve spotted some spiffy trainers! Meet.....Ashlee!

Ashlee: ....Spiffy? Who says spiffy?

Gabby: I DO!!!!

Ashlee: ...

Gabby: Ahem. On with the show!

Ashlee: What show? As far as I’m concerned, you don’t even have a cameraman here.

Gabby:......Ty! Where the *censored* are you?

Ty: ....I quit, remember? You’re a horrible interviewer!

Ashlee:..........I’m gonna go now........

Gabby: STOP!!!!! I can still interview you...with my....handy dandy....NOTEBOOK! 

[Crystal enters]

[Crystal leaves as soon as she sees Gabby] 

Ashlee: Gah! Where are you going? Help me! 

[Ashlee runs off] 

Gabby: Oh well, I can still interview myself! Hello Gabby, how are you doing?

Gabby: I’m fine, thank you. Except for the fact that the doctor told me that I have a serious mental disease....

Gabby: ...You’re weird.

Gabby: What are you talking about? YOU’RE THE SAME PERSON AS ME!!!

Gabby: ....Now you’re just hurting my feelings. 

[Benny enters] 

Benny: ....Are you talking to yourself?

Gabby: Ahem. No!

Benny: ...Right. Well, goodbye! 

[Benny leaves]

[comet drops on Gabby]

[Gabby dies]

[everyone parties] 

.....Yes. I hate Gabby. 

Disclaimer: gemdrop123neo does not hate Gabby. She loathes her with intensified increasing revulsion.

Disclaimer: Gabby WAS harmed during the production of this interview.

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