Chapter 1 - Volume 1
Submitted February 20, 2007 Updated February 20, 2007 Status Incomplete | This is just two skits that were favorites of mine when I'm in Boy Scouts. Now that I'm an Eagle and learned a lot there, I still look back on the good times.
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Chapter 1 - Volume 1
Chapter 1 - Volume 1
SONIC SKITS VOLUME 1
HELLO, FRIENDS, AND WELCOME TO A SERIES OF SKITS PERFORMED BY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND COMPANY. MOST OF THESE FOLLOWING SKITS HAVE COME FROM MY FELLOW BOY SCOUTS, ARE BASED OFF SOME OF MY FAVORITE MAD TV SPINOFFS, OR JUST FROM PLAIN ORIGINALITY. SOME OF YOU MAY GET IT, BUT IF YOU DONT, YOURE STILL FREE TO LAUGH WITH THE STORYLINE.
ENJOY THE SHOW!
SIMULTANEOUS INSULT & INJURY
ONE NIGHT SONIC & KNUCKLES CAMP OUT NEAR THE EDGE OF A FOREST. KNUCKLES SLEEPS IN A TENT WHILE SONIC DECIDES TO SLEEP OUTSIDE.
SONIC & KNUCKLES (TO EACH OTHER): GOOD NIGHT. (SNOOZE)
SHADOW: HEY, GUYS! SONICS SLEEPING OUT HERE. LETS BEAT HIM UP!
BLACK ALIENS: YEAH!
SONIC GRUNTS AS SHADOW AND HIS FOLLOWERS HURT SONIC BADLY. A MINUTE LATER, THEY LEAVE SONIC WHO IS BLOODY AND BRUISED.
SONIC: KNUX, KNUX!
KNUCKLES : YEAH?
SONIC: A GROUP OF PEOPLE JUST CAME UP TO ME AND BATTERED ME!
KNUCKLES: YOURE NOT AS HURT AS YOU THINK. GO BACK TO SLEEP!
SONIC: CUMAWN, MAN!
KNUCKLES: SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!
SONIC: UGH!
SHADOW AND BLACK ALIENS COME BACK AND CONVERSE ABOUT WHAT THEY SHOULD DO TO SONIC THIS TIME. THEY AGREE TO BATTER HIM. THIS TIME, THEY DO IT HARDER. AFTER FINISHING, THEY LEAVE SONIC IN EXTREME PAIN.
SONIC: KNUX, MAN! WAKUP! FOR GOODNESS SAKES, MAN, WAKE UP!
KNUX: OKAY, KID! IM AWAKE, BUT THAT AIN COOL! WHAT?
SONIC: THE SAME GUYS CAME BACK AND HURT ME AGAIN!
KNUX: OKAY, MR. I-GET-HURT-ALL-THE-TIME! YOU WANT TO SLEEP IN HERE? THERE! IN YOU GO! NOW DONT WAKE ME UP AGAIN! GOT IT?
SONIC: YEAH.
20 MINUTES GO BY&
SHADOW COMES BACK WITH THE BLACK ALIENS.
SHADOW: MAN, THIS KID NEVER LEARNS! LETS BEAT HIM UP AGAIN!
ONE OF THE BLACK ALIENS: HEY! I THINK WE HURT HIM ENOUGH! LETS GET THE GUY IN THE TENT.
SHADOW AND OTHER BLACK ALIENS: YEAH! GOOD IDEA!
SHADOW: WANNA CALL IT A NIGHT?
BLACK ALIENS: SURE. SEE YOU LATER.
SHADOW AND THE BLACK ALIENS LEAVE.
MORNING APPROACHES.
KNUCKLES : YO, LAZ! WAKE UP!
SONIC:
KNUCKLES: SONIC? SONIC? HMM, I GUESS HES STILL ASLEEP.
FADES TO BLACK
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD
TAILS HAS JUST FOUNDED THE SEAMANS GRILL RESTAURANT. EVEN THOUGH THE BUSINESS STARTED BADLY (ONE TIME HE ALMOST WENT BANKRUPT), MORE PEOPLE CAME TO THE RESTAURANT AND SAW THE FOOD TASTED REALLY GOOD. IN FACT, THEY RATED IT AS BETTER THAN OTHER RESTAURANTS. SADLY, IT CAUGHT THE EYE OF A COLD-BLOODED KILLER. HE CAME UP WITH A PLAN TO MURDER SOME OF TAILSS EMPLOYEES. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, NEITHER TAILS NOR HIS COLLAGUES HEARD ABOUT THIS MAN. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON THE FATEFUL NIGHT OF THE KILLERS VICIOUS PLAN.
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER : YEAH, MAY I HAVE TWO POUNDS OF HALIBUT?
TAILS: CAN YOU TELL ME THE LOCATION?
KILLER: 2140 W. CROWS AVENUE.
TAILS: OKAY, ILL SEND ONE OF MY MEN OVER.
KNUCKLES:
KILLER: YEAH?
KNUCKLES: THIS IS YOUR HALIBUT.
KILLER: THANKS. HERES THE TIP.
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER: ID LIKE FOUR POUNDS OF HALIBUT, PLEASE.
TAILS: OKAY. WHERES THIS TO?
KILLER: 2140 W. CROWS AVENUE.
TAILS: OKAY, ILL SEND ONE OF MY MEN.
SONIC:
KILLER: YES?
SONIC: SIR, THIS IS YOUR HALIBUT.
KILLER: THANK YOU. HERES THE TIP
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER: ID LIKE SIX POUNDS OF HALIBUT, PLEASE.
TAILS: IS THIS THE SAME GUY?
KILLER: YES.
TAILS: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF MY MEN?
KILLER: NO, I GUESS THEYRE STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
TAILS: OKAY, ILL SEND ONE OF MY MEN.
MANIC:
KILLER: YES?
MANIC: THIS IS YER HALIBUT.
KILLER: THANK YOU. HERES THE TIP
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER: ID LIKE EIGHT POUNDS OF HALIBUT, PLEASE.
TAILS: IS THIS THE SAME GUY?
KILLER: YEAH.
TAILS: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MEN?
KILLER: I SAW THE LAST ONE FALL DOWN A CLIFF BEFORE HE GOT HERE, BUT I CALLED PARAMEDICS. THE OTHERS ARE STILL IN TRAFFIC I GUESS.
TAILS: HMM, LOTS OF TRAFFIC OUT THERE. OKAY ILL SEND MY MEN.
SHADOW:
KILLER: YES?
SHADOW: THIS IS YOUR HALIBUT.
KILLER: THANK YOU. HERES THE TIP
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER: ID LIKE TEN POUNDS OF HALIBUT, PLEASE.
TAILS: TEN POUNDS& IS THIS THE SAME GUY?
KILLER: YEAH.
TAILS: I DONT HAVE THAT MUCH, BUT I HAVE FIVE. BY THE WAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MEN?
KILLER: LIKE I SAID, THEYRE TAKIN TOO LONG.
TAILS: OKAY, ILL TAKE IT THERE.
KILLER:
TAILS: HI, UM, THIS IS YOUR HALIBUT. MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
KILLER: SURE.
TAILS: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY MEN?
KILLER: I KILLED EM
TAILS: WITH WHAT?
KILLER: A GUN.
TAILS: WHY DID YOU SHOOT MY MEN?
KILLER: JUST FOR THE HELLIVUT (HELL OF IT)!
HELLO, FRIENDS, AND WELCOME TO A SERIES OF SKITS PERFORMED BY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG AND COMPANY. MOST OF THESE FOLLOWING SKITS HAVE COME FROM MY FELLOW BOY SCOUTS, ARE BASED OFF SOME OF MY FAVORITE MAD TV SPINOFFS, OR JUST FROM PLAIN ORIGINALITY. SOME OF YOU MAY GET IT, BUT IF YOU DONT, YOURE STILL FREE TO LAUGH WITH THE STORYLINE.
ENJOY THE SHOW!
SIMULTANEOUS INSULT & INJURY
ONE NIGHT SONIC & KNUCKLES CAMP OUT NEAR THE EDGE OF A FOREST. KNUCKLES SLEEPS IN A TENT WHILE SONIC DECIDES TO SLEEP OUTSIDE.
SONIC & KNUCKLES (TO EACH OTHER): GOOD NIGHT. (SNOOZE)
SHADOW: HEY, GUYS! SONICS SLEEPING OUT HERE. LETS BEAT HIM UP!
BLACK ALIENS: YEAH!
SONIC GRUNTS AS SHADOW AND HIS FOLLOWERS HURT SONIC BADLY. A MINUTE LATER, THEY LEAVE SONIC WHO IS BLOODY AND BRUISED.
SONIC: KNUX, KNUX!
KNUCKLES : YEAH?
SONIC: A GROUP OF PEOPLE JUST CAME UP TO ME AND BATTERED ME!
KNUCKLES: YOURE NOT AS HURT AS YOU THINK. GO BACK TO SLEEP!
SONIC: CUMAWN, MAN!
KNUCKLES: SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!
SONIC: UGH!
SHADOW AND BLACK ALIENS COME BACK AND CONVERSE ABOUT WHAT THEY SHOULD DO TO SONIC THIS TIME. THEY AGREE TO BATTER HIM. THIS TIME, THEY DO IT HARDER. AFTER FINISHING, THEY LEAVE SONIC IN EXTREME PAIN.
SONIC: KNUX, MAN! WAKUP! FOR GOODNESS SAKES, MAN, WAKE UP!
KNUX: OKAY, KID! IM AWAKE, BUT THAT AIN COOL! WHAT?
SONIC: THE SAME GUYS CAME BACK AND HURT ME AGAIN!
KNUX: OKAY, MR. I-GET-HURT-ALL-THE-TIME! YOU WANT TO SLEEP IN HERE? THERE! IN YOU GO! NOW DONT WAKE ME UP AGAIN! GOT IT?
SONIC: YEAH.
20 MINUTES GO BY&
SHADOW COMES BACK WITH THE BLACK ALIENS.
SHADOW: MAN, THIS KID NEVER LEARNS! LETS BEAT HIM UP AGAIN!
ONE OF THE BLACK ALIENS: HEY! I THINK WE HURT HIM ENOUGH! LETS GET THE GUY IN THE TENT.
SHADOW AND OTHER BLACK ALIENS: YEAH! GOOD IDEA!
SHADOW: WANNA CALL IT A NIGHT?
BLACK ALIENS: SURE. SEE YOU LATER.
SHADOW AND THE BLACK ALIENS LEAVE.
MORNING APPROACHES.
KNUCKLES : YO, LAZ! WAKE UP!
SONIC:
KNUCKLES: SONIC? SONIC? HMM, I GUESS HES STILL ASLEEP.
FADES TO BLACK
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD
TAILS HAS JUST FOUNDED THE SEAMANS GRILL RESTAURANT. EVEN THOUGH THE BUSINESS STARTED BADLY (ONE TIME HE ALMOST WENT BANKRUPT), MORE PEOPLE CAME TO THE RESTAURANT AND SAW THE FOOD TASTED REALLY GOOD. IN FACT, THEY RATED IT AS BETTER THAN OTHER RESTAURANTS. SADLY, IT CAUGHT THE EYE OF A COLD-BLOODED KILLER. HE CAME UP WITH A PLAN TO MURDER SOME OF TAILSS EMPLOYEES. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, NEITHER TAILS NOR HIS COLLAGUES HEARD ABOUT THIS MAN. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON THE FATEFUL NIGHT OF THE KILLERS VICIOUS PLAN.
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER : YEAH, MAY I HAVE TWO POUNDS OF HALIBUT?
TAILS: CAN YOU TELL ME THE LOCATION?
KILLER: 2140 W. CROWS AVENUE.
TAILS: OKAY, ILL SEND ONE OF MY MEN OVER.
KNUCKLES:
KILLER: YEAH?
KNUCKLES: THIS IS YOUR HALIBUT.
KILLER: THANKS. HERES THE TIP.
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER: ID LIKE FOUR POUNDS OF HALIBUT, PLEASE.
TAILS: OKAY. WHERES THIS TO?
KILLER: 2140 W. CROWS AVENUE.
TAILS: OKAY, ILL SEND ONE OF MY MEN.
SONIC:
KILLER: YES?
SONIC: SIR, THIS IS YOUR HALIBUT.
KILLER: THANK YOU. HERES THE TIP
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER: ID LIKE SIX POUNDS OF HALIBUT, PLEASE.
TAILS: IS THIS THE SAME GUY?
KILLER: YES.
TAILS: HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF MY MEN?
KILLER: NO, I GUESS THEYRE STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
TAILS: OKAY, ILL SEND ONE OF MY MEN.
MANIC:
KILLER: YES?
MANIC: THIS IS YER HALIBUT.
KILLER: THANK YOU. HERES THE TIP
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER: ID LIKE EIGHT POUNDS OF HALIBUT, PLEASE.
TAILS: IS THIS THE SAME GUY?
KILLER: YEAH.
TAILS: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MEN?
KILLER: I SAW THE LAST ONE FALL DOWN A CLIFF BEFORE HE GOT HERE, BUT I CALLED PARAMEDICS. THE OTHERS ARE STILL IN TRAFFIC I GUESS.
TAILS: HMM, LOTS OF TRAFFIC OUT THERE. OKAY ILL SEND MY MEN.
SHADOW:
KILLER: YES?
SHADOW: THIS IS YOUR HALIBUT.
KILLER: THANK YOU. HERES THE TIP
TAILS: HELLO, THIS IS THE SEAMANS GRILL. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
KILLER: ID LIKE TEN POUNDS OF HALIBUT, PLEASE.
TAILS: TEN POUNDS& IS THIS THE SAME GUY?
KILLER: YEAH.
TAILS: I DONT HAVE THAT MUCH, BUT I HAVE FIVE. BY THE WAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MEN?
KILLER: LIKE I SAID, THEYRE TAKIN TOO LONG.
TAILS: OKAY, ILL TAKE IT THERE.
KILLER:
TAILS: HI, UM, THIS IS YOUR HALIBUT. MAY I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
KILLER: SURE.
TAILS: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY MEN?
KILLER: I KILLED EM
TAILS: WITH WHAT?
KILLER: A GUN.
TAILS: WHY DID YOU SHOOT MY MEN?
KILLER: JUST FOR THE HELLIVUT (HELL OF IT)!
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