Chapter 2 - abc's

one day a ist grade teacher asked a girl whats the alphebet
when the girl didnt answer the teacher said when you go home ask
your mother when she got home her mom was cooking the girl asked mom whats the alphebet
*all of a sudden the mom cuts herself*
oh how stupid of me the mom replied
then she asked her dad who was watching football
she asked dad whats the alphebet
*then there was a tochdown*
touchdown charlie brown the dad replied
so she asked her brother who was playing video games
the asked brother whats the alphebet
dona dona dona dona batman her brother replied
then she asked her sister who was taking a shower
sis whats the alphabet
ive been working on the toilet all the live long day
her sister replied
*the next day at school*
her teacher asked whats the alphabet
she replied oh how stupid of me
go to the office the teacher insructed
touchdown charlie brown
when she got to the office the principal asked whats your name
dona dona dona dona batman
mr batman why are you here the principal asked
ive been working on the toilet all the live long day
ok your free to go said the principal

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