Chapter 1 - the Beginning
Submitted November 8, 2009 Updated November 8, 2009 Status Complete | about godzilla takin over the world and people and stuff. please comment. the sequel is coming up soon
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Chapter 1 - the Beginning
Chapter 1 - the Beginning
Chapter 1 the beginning
Before Godzilla was even born penguins ruled the world. Most of us lived in Japan. I know what you are thinking. Why are penguins living in Japan there is no snow and it isnt that cold. Well we are a very rare type of penguins and we have not yet adapted to cold weather because in 12 A.D. no one knew about Antarctica or any cold area mostly we knew about Africa, Asia (but mostly only the southern part), and Mexico and if you know anything about geography you know that those areas arent very cold. The only bad thing about living in those areas is that we didnt have a lot of land that we could travel without it taking 85 years, thus making it hard to have a lot of food, which is why the females need to get some (and also the fact that we now have a kid to feed). By the time they actually left we were almost completely out of food the only food source for us in Japan was the pizza place. After everyone left my neighbor and good friend Dwight called and told me that a game was on it was The yellow chickens vs. The black sea monkeys. They were my two favorite teams so it was hard to pick which one I liked more but I think I like the yellow chickens better. By the time I got to my friends house the game had already been over for 5 days and he only lived two feet away. When I got there their was nothing to do so I went back home.God I did all of that walking for nothing I thought. About two minutes after I got home the phone started to ring. I had just gotten in to bed and wanted to go to sleep but I answered the phone anyway. "hello" I said. "OMG OMG OMG you have to see what I did come over here NOW!!!" Dwight yelled. ugh I sighed I got out of bed and walked over to his house once I got there another 5 days had passed. He was smiling and holding some weird painting with a cover over it so I couldnt see what it was. "What is it?" I asked. He took off the cover and revealed a woman who he called the Mona Lisa. "wow" I said "that is so gay we need to burn that." I took the painting and threw it out his window. It landed in one of our neighbors yard a few days later. It took that long to land because not only the penguins are slow the gravity is also slow. His name was Van Gough he said that he would be a famous artist one day but his art sucked. It was just gay little stick people and sometime gay little stick animals. I went home annoyed by my friends stupidity and went to sleep when I woke 3 days had passed and I was starting to get hungry. I went into the kitchen to get some food, I opened up a cabinet and it was completely empty, I opened another and still empty, after I opened 5 more 3 days had passed and I finally realized we had no food. Then the phone started ringing again. It was my friend. He wanted me to come over to his house AGAIN. So I went there and that took up another 5 days he said he invented some kind of software called microsoft and with it you could make a computer I said "wow that is another really gay idea Dwight get a life and stop making all these dumb inventions." I threw the software out the window and it landed in our other neighbors yard his name was Bill Gates, he always said he would be rich for inventing things. but just like Dwight he sucked at inventing things. After I got home a few of the females started coming home. It was easier for them to find food because some of the creatures were building these weird machines called cars and they helped transport them to the ocean a lot quicker than if they were walking. A few days later my wife came home, her name was Madge. The baby hatched a couple minutes after that and everything was awesome. Until the next morning
Before Godzilla was even born penguins ruled the world. Most of us lived in Japan. I know what you are thinking. Why are penguins living in Japan there is no snow and it isnt that cold. Well we are a very rare type of penguins and we have not yet adapted to cold weather because in 12 A.D. no one knew about Antarctica or any cold area mostly we knew about Africa, Asia (but mostly only the southern part), and Mexico and if you know anything about geography you know that those areas arent very cold. The only bad thing about living in those areas is that we didnt have a lot of land that we could travel without it taking 85 years, thus making it hard to have a lot of food, which is why the females need to get some (and also the fact that we now have a kid to feed). By the time they actually left we were almost completely out of food the only food source for us in Japan was the pizza place. After everyone left my neighbor and good friend Dwight called and told me that a game was on it was The yellow chickens vs. The black sea monkeys. They were my two favorite teams so it was hard to pick which one I liked more but I think I like the yellow chickens better. By the time I got to my friends house the game had already been over for 5 days and he only lived two feet away. When I got there their was nothing to do so I went back home.God I did all of that walking for nothing I thought. About two minutes after I got home the phone started to ring. I had just gotten in to bed and wanted to go to sleep but I answered the phone anyway. "hello" I said. "OMG OMG OMG you have to see what I did come over here NOW!!!" Dwight yelled. ugh I sighed I got out of bed and walked over to his house once I got there another 5 days had passed. He was smiling and holding some weird painting with a cover over it so I couldnt see what it was. "What is it?" I asked. He took off the cover and revealed a woman who he called the Mona Lisa. "wow" I said "that is so gay we need to burn that." I took the painting and threw it out his window. It landed in one of our neighbors yard a few days later. It took that long to land because not only the penguins are slow the gravity is also slow. His name was Van Gough he said that he would be a famous artist one day but his art sucked. It was just gay little stick people and sometime gay little stick animals. I went home annoyed by my friends stupidity and went to sleep when I woke 3 days had passed and I was starting to get hungry. I went into the kitchen to get some food, I opened up a cabinet and it was completely empty, I opened another and still empty, after I opened 5 more 3 days had passed and I finally realized we had no food. Then the phone started ringing again. It was my friend. He wanted me to come over to his house AGAIN. So I went there and that took up another 5 days he said he invented some kind of software called microsoft and with it you could make a computer I said "wow that is another really gay idea Dwight get a life and stop making all these dumb inventions." I threw the software out the window and it landed in our other neighbors yard his name was Bill Gates, he always said he would be rich for inventing things. but just like Dwight he sucked at inventing things. After I got home a few of the females started coming home. It was easier for them to find food because some of the creatures were building these weird machines called cars and they helped transport them to the ocean a lot quicker than if they were walking. A few days later my wife came home, her name was Madge. The baby hatched a couple minutes after that and everything was awesome. Until the next morning
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