Chapter 1 - The cabbage

EPISODE 1

Once upon a time there was a
Cabbage that lived in a caf. One
day bad dad came to attack the
Cabbage. The good cabbage
begged for his life and said
Come any nearer and ill set the
beef on you. Bad dad was
frighten and he ran off. Oh fab
Said the Cabbage, gagging. Bad dad is dead or is he dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuun.
EPISODE 2
The next day Dan the man came along he hated cabbages he only liked lettuces. So he caged the cabbage ha ha haaaaa he gagged. He turned back to face the Cabbage and egged him. Mmmmmm Cabbage and egg. Dan put cabbage in his baggage and yelled fab! And ran off. Or did he? Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuun!
EPISODE 3
On the plane dan the man had a sword fight with the Cabbage. Slash bang, lots of Cabbage leaves slash! Dan the man was dead. Or was he? Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuun! EPISODE 4
At the funeral, the Cabbage stood by Dan the mans grave.  Ha ha haaaaaaaa he gagged. The Beef went back home and was in jail. When the cabbage came back the Cabbage fainted in shock.
END OF THE WORLD PART 1! Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuun! EPISODE 5
The Cabbages father, Baff, strolled down the street humming to him self. Hum hum He said to himself. Then magically he grew wings!  Ha ha I can fly  he gagged and flew off.
END OF THE WORLD PART 2! Dun, dun, duuuuuuuun! EPISODE 6
Baff landed and began shooting people with his jelly gun Bang Bang! everyone cried.
END OF THE WORLD PART 3 Dun, Dun, duuuuuuuun! EPISODE 7
Back at the caf nothing was happing because no one was alive.
END OF THE WORLD PART 4!


EPISODE 8
Dan the man rose up from the dead and went to Baff. This was the final show down. Suddenly the cabbage rose up from the dead they all hated each other so it was an egg fight Dan the man lobbed eggs at the Cabbage. EEUGH! Cried the cabbage. END OF THE BATTLE PART 1 DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN EPISODE 9
Baff went to get a chair to watch the fight eggs here eggs their eggs everywhere! Suddenly all the eggs from around the world came to war. Its time for the eggs to attack. END OF BATTLE PART 2! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! EPISODE 10
The eggs drew their swords. SLASH! They did kung fu! Cha-ya-hay-ya.
Go for their heads! slash-chop-oh no im dead said the cabbage! Oh no im dead said bad dad!
THE END
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Starring:
The cabbage
Bad dad
Dan the man
Baff
AND
The eggs
The beef

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