Chapter 1 - How Fireheart lost his brain

Fireheart is running through the forest at top speed, with the crippled Cinderpaw limping as fast as she can behind him.

Fireheart- weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I love the breeze blowing on my fur! weeeeee!

Cinderpaw- HUH HUF PUF. Fire...heart...slow..do..wn...a...little..pl...ease...

*Fireheart looks behind him, at Cinderpaw*
Fireheart- Well its not my fault your leg is crippled because you foolishly charged into the Thunder- *BAMMMMMM* (Fireheart rammed his head into a tree and got knocked out) (never look behind you while you are running Fireheart!!!)

Cinderpaw- *Finally gets over to Fireheart* hah, he deserved that! Whats that? *peers at a pink thing next to Fireheart* Yuck its all gooey and slippery.

*Bluestar comes racing to the scene*

Bluestar- OH NO!!

Cinderpaw- WHAT?!

Bluestar- HIS BRAIN FELL OUT!!!

Cinderpaw- OH MY GOD!! HELP ME STUFF IT BACK IN!!!

Bluestar- It'll do no good, I've seen this before...

Cinderpaw- really?!

Bluestar- This happened to Ravenpaw too...

Cinderpaw- no way!!!

*both stare at Fireheart's brain*

Cinderpaw- .........sooooo, what do we do now......?

Bluestar- I say we just quietly stalk away and pretend nothing happened..

Cinderpaw- agreed! Lets get out of here!


-later-

-Fireheart stumbles back into camp-

Tigerclaw- Whats the matter? Did a kittypet beat you up?

Fireheart- Tigerclaw!!! I've missed you so much, handsome!

Tigerclaw- -throws up and runs away-

Fireheart- Noooooo!! Come back, my love!!!

-all cats stare at Fireheart-

-Bluestar pads up to Fireheart-

Fireheart- hiya, Bluester, I'll be needing to move in the nursery!

Bluestar- Bluester?! BlueSTAR!! The nursery, why, your a TOM!

Fireheart- I am pregnant with Tigerclaw's kits of course! He said something about it was a way to show 'dominance' or something, but I didn't know he liked me so much, and I know realize I love him too!!

Bluestar- *twitches her eye* yeah, whatever.....

Graystripe- Congratulations, Fireheart, your first litter, they'll be adorable!!!

Yellowfang- Fireheart can you come in my den for a moment please?

-in Yellowfang's den-

Yellowfang- *puts a paw on Firehearts belly* OH MY GOD!!

Fireheart- WHAT IS IT? ARE MY DARLING BABIES OKAY?!

Yellowfang- ITS TRUE!! FIREHEART IS PREGNANT!!! *faints*

Fireheart- *spreads the word around that he is pregnant and Yellowfang confirmed it* Well if anyone needs me, I'll be in the nursery, oh and could someone tell my sexy beast Tigerclaw, that I'm going to have kits?

-END OF CHAPTER-

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