Chapter 2 - Fireheart's kits

-2 moon later-

Fireheart- *yelling* Where is my sexy beast Tigerclaw? He had never, not once came to see his kits, or more importantly, me!

Brindleface- Hush Fireheart you'll wake your kits, Bramblekit, Tawnykit, Blazekit, Icekit, and Firekit! And my little Fernkit and Ashkit!

Fireheart- *whispers* Oh yeah I forgot, thanks again for nursing my kit because I couldn't produce milk.

Brindleface- yeah.

Fireheart- *Peers outside of the den and spots Tigerclaw* *races over and licks him vigorously* Why haven't you come and seen your kits and I?!

Tigerclaw- I think I hear Sandstorm calling you

Fireheart- I don't care my sexy beast, she will not break our strong relationship!

Tigerclaw- yeah, I'm just going to step over here and-- *runs away*

Fireheart- *races into the forest, following Tigerclaw's scent, which leads to ShadowClan territory* Oh no! My sexy beast had been taken by an evil ShadowClan patrol! I'M COMING HONEY!! *charges into ShadowClan territory*

-arrives at ShadowClan camp-

-5 cats pounces on Fireheart-

Blackfoot- Nightstar, we caught a prisoner!

Nightstar- *talking with Tigerclaw* Okay, coming!

Nightstar- Fireheart, I knew it, thinking you can wonder where ever you like!!

Fireheart- Don't hurt me, I'm just a poor queen looking for my sexy Tigerclaw, so he can meet his 5 kits!

Nightstar- what?! Tigerclaw is your mate? But your a tom!

Tigerclaw- don't listen to him, he's crazy!

Fireheart- TIGERCLAW!!! I CAME TO RESCUE YOU!!

Tigerclaw- I don't need rescuing!

Fireheart- Oh, of COURSE you don't, my big strong man, you!!


Tigerclaw- Yeah I better take him back to ThunderClan camp NOW. See you soon!


Fireheart- TIGERCLAW, DID YOU JUST--?! OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!

Tigerclaw- Wha?

Fireheart- Your cheating on me! Nighstar! Trying to steal my sexy man huh?

Nightstar- Seriously Fireheart, this is a JOKE right?

Fireheart- Well, THATS how it is eh?

Nightstar- Fireheart stop this nonsense at--

Fireheart- *Leaps at Nighstar, falls short, hits a rock with his head, and faints*

--Back at camp--

Firekit- Mommy DIED!! Mommy WAKE UPPPPPP!!!! *squirms on the ground pitifully and makes strange noises*

Icekit- Mommy!!!

Bramblekit- Why does mommy have a bump on her head?

Fireheart- Kits? Oh kits! I'M ALIVEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Tawnykit- Mommy scares me!

Fireheart- Where is my sexy Tigerclaw? I need to have a little chit chat with that tom!

-Sandstorm enters nursery-

Sandstorm- Hey Fireheart! I brought you some fresh-kill! *drops two mice at his paws*

Fireheart- Boy, Sandstorm, you sure do look FAT.

Sandstorm- *Turns red* Thank you for the the nice comment.

Fireheart- Have you been eating too much again? You really need to go on a diet!

Sandstorm- *hiss* I'm going to have kits, isn't it obvious?!

Fireheart- OH YEAH, SURE! *sarcastic*

Sandstorm- I'M GONNA KILL YOU FIREHEART! *Looms over Fireheart*

Fireheart- eeeeee! Don't hurt the poor helpless nursing queen!

Sandstorm- Fireheart, you are NOT a female!!

Fireheart- So?!

Sandstorm- I'm going to have your kits Fireheart, don't you know what that means?!

Fireheart- NEVER, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY KITS AND HAVE THEM, NEVERRRRRRRRRR!! *foams from mouth*

Sandstorm- *runs away wailing*

Fireheart- hah! That's right pussy, keep running!

Tawnykit- I'm going to go to ShadowClan! Bye mommy!

Fireheart- Have fun!

Bramblekit- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THEY IZ EVILNESSSSSSSSS!!!

Tawnykit- Bramblekit is acting like scary mommy, AHHHHHHHHH!!! *Runs to ShadowClan camp*

--ShadowClan camp--

Blackfoot- Arrr! Who goes there?!

Tawnykit- Its just me Tawnykit, here to report what I've seen!

Blackfoot- Aye, matey! Come and see yer uncle Blackfoot an' will head back ta home base!

--in Nightstar's den--

Nightstar- Tawnykit, at last! What news do you have to report?

Tawnykit- Mommy scares me!

Nightstar- What? who is your mother?

Tawnykit- Fireheart, he is creeeeeeeepyyyyyy!!!

Nightstar- Right, is your mother pretty?

Tawnykit- She is very pretty!!!!

Nightstar- What do ya say you bring her to me, so we can meet?

Tawnykit- sure!!!

Nightstar- Now here is your treat! *throws cat nip at Tawnykit*

Tawnykit- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *runs away with cat nip back to ThunderClan territory*

(Tawnykit gets bribed with cat nip to do stuff for ShadowClan)

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