Chapter 3 - Tawnykit's Cat Nip!
Submitted July 2, 2009 Updated August 19, 2009 Status Incomplete | This is Warriors in a kinda funny/awkward/weird way! lol! XD Cats that are dead are also in it!
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Chapter 3 - Tawnykit's Cat Nip!
Chapter 3 - Tawnykit's Cat Nip!
-Tawnykit races back into the nursery-
Tawnykit- I GOT CAT NIP!!!! *goes crazy*
Bramblekit- NOOOOOOO!! SHADOWCLAN HAZ MADE TAWNYKIT A CRAZEH KITTEH!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Brindleface- ShadowClan? Whats going on here?!
Icekit- Tawnykit visited ShadowClan!!!
Brindleface- And Hedgehogs fly! I knew there'd be something wrong with you kits, you have Fireheart's blood in your veins! You could have been noble Warriors if I had been your mother!
Firekit- Why would you have been our mother, you have your own kits, and stop drooling over us!
Icekit- Yeah! Stop drooling over us! Right Tawnykit?
Tawnykit- *has crazy eyes* CAT NIP, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! MMMM!! YESSSSSS, I SHALL RULE THE WORLDDDD!! YESSSSS, YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Icekit- *widens eyes*
-fireheart walks in-
Fireheart- What did you give Tawnykit, Brindleface?
Brindleface- What?! I didn't give her that cat nip!
Fireheart- You gave her cat nip?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, FLEE MY KITS, FLEE BEFORE TAWNYKIT GOES CRAZY AGAIN AND MAULS ME!!!
Icekit- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Tawnykit's eyes turn red and her claws unsheathe*
Bramblekit- IT HAZ BEGUN! NOOOOO!!
Firekit- RUN!
*All kits (including Fernkit and Ashkit) flee into the clearing and out the gorse tunnel*
Longtail- Where do those kittypet blooded kits think they're going?0
Darkstripe- Let them go, who cares anyway, they're KITTYPETS.
-Fireheart races into the clearing-
Fireheart- RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!
Runningwind- What is it, Fireheart?
*Tawnykit lets out a load roar and Fireheart runs out the gorse tunnel, after his kits*
Tigerclaw- *comes out from behind a rock* Is he gone?
Longtail- yeah-
*Brindle face comes running out of the nursery with cat nip stuffed in her mouth, and Tawnykit right behind her*
Tawnykit- HAVE SOME MORE CAT NIP!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Brindleface- YESSSSSSS I WILL!! WAIT NOOOO, I'M GETTING INFECTED BY THE CATNIP NOOOOOO!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *twitches* HAVE SOME CAT NIP!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tigerclaw- I'm outta here!
Darkstripe- right behind you!
*Brindleface charges at Longtail and pins him down, while Tawnykit stuffs Cat nip in his jaws*
Longtail- AHHH--! *cough* HELP ME!! *chokes and finally wriggles free, but its too late, he is INFECTED*
-by now all the cats had cleared camp except for the infected Longtail and Brindleface, along with their Cat nip leader, Tawnykit-
Tawnykit- Come on, we shall infect the whole ShadowClan and take control of that clan!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*Brindleface and Longtail join in with an evil laugh as they head to ShadowClan territory*
-------------------------ShadowClan territory----------------------------
Blackfoot- Arr! Who dares enter my domain of evilness?
Tawnykit- It's ME! YOUR EVIL OVERLORD!
Blackfoot- Arr, ye be jes' a young whipper snapper, ye are not ready for bein an overlord yet, youngun'
Tawnykit- Do it. *flicks her tail at Longtail and Brindleface* My rein has BEGUN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tawnykit- I GOT CAT NIP!!!! *goes crazy*
Bramblekit- NOOOOOOO!! SHADOWCLAN HAZ MADE TAWNYKIT A CRAZEH KITTEH!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Brindleface- ShadowClan? Whats going on here?!
Icekit- Tawnykit visited ShadowClan!!!
Brindleface- And Hedgehogs fly! I knew there'd be something wrong with you kits, you have Fireheart's blood in your veins! You could have been noble Warriors if I had been your mother!
Firekit- Why would you have been our mother, you have your own kits, and stop drooling over us!
Icekit- Yeah! Stop drooling over us! Right Tawnykit?
Tawnykit- *has crazy eyes* CAT NIP, MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! MMMM!! YESSSSSS, I SHALL RULE THE WORLDDDD!! YESSSSS, YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Icekit- *widens eyes*
-fireheart walks in-
Fireheart- What did you give Tawnykit, Brindleface?
Brindleface- What?! I didn't give her that cat nip!
Fireheart- You gave her cat nip?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, FLEE MY KITS, FLEE BEFORE TAWNYKIT GOES CRAZY AGAIN AND MAULS ME!!!
Icekit- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Tawnykit's eyes turn red and her claws unsheathe*
Bramblekit- IT HAZ BEGUN! NOOOOO!!
Firekit- RUN!
*All kits (including Fernkit and Ashkit) flee into the clearing and out the gorse tunnel*
Longtail- Where do those kittypet blooded kits think they're going?0
Darkstripe- Let them go, who cares anyway, they're KITTYPETS.
-Fireheart races into the clearing-
Fireheart- RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!
Runningwind- What is it, Fireheart?
*Tawnykit lets out a load roar and Fireheart runs out the gorse tunnel, after his kits*
Tigerclaw- *comes out from behind a rock* Is he gone?
Longtail- yeah-
*Brindle face comes running out of the nursery with cat nip stuffed in her mouth, and Tawnykit right behind her*
Tawnykit- HAVE SOME MORE CAT NIP!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Brindleface- YESSSSSSS I WILL!! WAIT NOOOO, I'M GETTING INFECTED BY THE CATNIP NOOOOOO!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *twitches* HAVE SOME CAT NIP!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tigerclaw- I'm outta here!
Darkstripe- right behind you!
*Brindleface charges at Longtail and pins him down, while Tawnykit stuffs Cat nip in his jaws*
Longtail- AHHH--! *cough* HELP ME!! *chokes and finally wriggles free, but its too late, he is INFECTED*
-by now all the cats had cleared camp except for the infected Longtail and Brindleface, along with their Cat nip leader, Tawnykit-
Tawnykit- Come on, we shall infect the whole ShadowClan and take control of that clan!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*Brindleface and Longtail join in with an evil laugh as they head to ShadowClan territory*
-------------------------ShadowClan territory----------------------------
Blackfoot- Arr! Who dares enter my domain of evilness?
Tawnykit- It's ME! YOUR EVIL OVERLORD!
Blackfoot- Arr, ye be jes' a young whipper snapper, ye are not ready for bein an overlord yet, youngun'
Tawnykit- Do it. *flicks her tail at Longtail and Brindleface* My rein has BEGUN!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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okay....LOL this is funny
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