Chapter 6 - On the verge of war
Submitted July 2, 2009 Updated August 19, 2009 Status Incomplete | This is Warriors in a kinda funny/awkward/weird way! lol! XD Cats that are dead are also in it!
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Chapter 6 - On the verge of war
Chapter 6 - On the verge of war
--ThunderClan Camp--
Bluestar- Okay where the giant fudge pears is Fireheart?!
Tigerclaw- ....Giant....Fudge....Pears???? *0*
Blazekit- I am the evil Tawnykit, here me ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! *flames come out of his mouth*
Icekit- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Fake FIRE BREATHING TAWNYKIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
Bramblekit- FAKE FIRE BREATHIN' TAWNYKIT?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZ!!!
Firekit- =3 My roar......ahem......rawr...! :D
Icekit- *pads up to Firekit and RAWRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS in his face, and her breath makes him freeze into an ice cube* OH NOOOOOOO, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Bramblekit: OH NOOOOOOOZZZ, WHA' HAZ SHE DONEEEEEEE?!
Blazekit- *Breaths fire on the frozen Firekit, and sets the camp on fire*
Bluestar- CURSES FIREHEART AND HIS EVIL KITS, BURNING DOWN MY CAMP!!!!!
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-Refuge camp-
Whitestorm- Okay we'll put this stick here, and this one here, ahh yes, I see a refuge camp in the making! Yes, that branch here, and the other one here, and that one here, this one will go here, TA DA!! One super awesome refuge camp!
All refuge builders- -_-'
Goldenflower- Whitestorm, you call a giant pile of branches and sticks a 'super awesome refuge camp'?!
Brightpaw- Goldenflower...he IS the refuge camp director...so theirs really nothing we can do about it....
Goldenflower- Shut it, smart girl!
Cloudpaw- Oh, Brightpaw....your so smart :]
Swiftpaw- Oh boy *rolls eyes*
Goldenflower- I shall be the new refuge camp director! And we will have an awesome refuge camp faster than a pickle can say apple pie!
Brightpaw- Mistress Goldenflower, I am sorry to announce this but Bluestar appointed WHITESTORM for this job, NOT you.
Goldenflower- I thought I told you to shut it -_-
Speckletail- Well I AM a senior Warrior, I shall appoint you new camp director; I the old, rude, bossy, senior Warrior, announce that this other senior Warrior, Whitestorm, is too stupid to lead this activity, so I appoint Goldenflower, new camp director! ^_^
Swiftpaw- But Whitestorm had also said that we would have an awesome refuge camp faster than a pickle can say apple pie! D:
Goldenflower- Hey, I'm your mother and I'm in charge here, I copy whoever I want! >:]
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-ShadowClan has all been infected, so let's see what they are planning-
Tawnykit- As I have learned, after you have taken 10 doses of catnip, you are PERMANENTLY Zombiefied!! The foolish cats in the other three clans cannot stop us now! >:D
Nightstar- Tawnykit but--
Tawnykit- SILENCE!!! NO INTERRUPTING ME!! And from now on I will be referred to as TawnySTAR >:D As for you Nightstar, you shall give up you leadery name and be known as Nightpelt! >:[
Nightpelt- Yes master, Tawnystar. =[
Tawnystar- Now at our victory will be swift, the cat nip is contagious, we live forever, and can't be killed! It's eaisyer than saying Cream Apple Pickle Pie! Our victory will be great! We, ShadowClan, shall RULE THE FOREST!!!!!!
*All Zombie cat's yowl in victory*
Tawnystar- AND I'd like to appoint a new deputy! As my first Zombie companion, Brindleface, will be deputy!
Brindleface- Thank you master, Tawnystar!
Cedarheart- Master, Tawnystar, when does the great battle begin?
Tawnystar- Three days Cedarheart, Three days to prepare for the biggest war of History, one which the Zombies WILL NO FAIL!!!!!! We will never fall again......
TO BE CONTINUED...
Bluestar- Okay where the giant fudge pears is Fireheart?!
Tigerclaw- ....Giant....Fudge....Pears???? *0*
Blazekit- I am the evil Tawnykit, here me ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! *flames come out of his mouth*
Icekit- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Fake FIRE BREATHING TAWNYKIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
Bramblekit- FAKE FIRE BREATHIN' TAWNYKIT?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZ!!!
Firekit- =3 My roar......ahem......rawr...! :D
Icekit- *pads up to Firekit and RAWRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS in his face, and her breath makes him freeze into an ice cube* OH NOOOOOOO, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Bramblekit: OH NOOOOOOOZZZ, WHA' HAZ SHE DONEEEEEEE?!
Blazekit- *Breaths fire on the frozen Firekit, and sets the camp on fire*
Bluestar- CURSES FIREHEART AND HIS EVIL KITS, BURNING DOWN MY CAMP!!!!!
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-Refuge camp-
Whitestorm- Okay we'll put this stick here, and this one here, ahh yes, I see a refuge camp in the making! Yes, that branch here, and the other one here, and that one here, this one will go here, TA DA!! One super awesome refuge camp!
All refuge builders- -_-'
Goldenflower- Whitestorm, you call a giant pile of branches and sticks a 'super awesome refuge camp'?!
Brightpaw- Goldenflower...he IS the refuge camp director...so theirs really nothing we can do about it....
Goldenflower- Shut it, smart girl!
Cloudpaw- Oh, Brightpaw....your so smart :]
Swiftpaw- Oh boy *rolls eyes*
Goldenflower- I shall be the new refuge camp director! And we will have an awesome refuge camp faster than a pickle can say apple pie!
Brightpaw- Mistress Goldenflower, I am sorry to announce this but Bluestar appointed WHITESTORM for this job, NOT you.
Goldenflower- I thought I told you to shut it -_-
Speckletail- Well I AM a senior Warrior, I shall appoint you new camp director; I the old, rude, bossy, senior Warrior, announce that this other senior Warrior, Whitestorm, is too stupid to lead this activity, so I appoint Goldenflower, new camp director! ^_^
Swiftpaw- But Whitestorm had also said that we would have an awesome refuge camp faster than a pickle can say apple pie! D:
Goldenflower- Hey, I'm your mother and I'm in charge here, I copy whoever I want! >:]
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-ShadowClan has all been infected, so let's see what they are planning-
Tawnykit- As I have learned, after you have taken 10 doses of catnip, you are PERMANENTLY Zombiefied!! The foolish cats in the other three clans cannot stop us now! >:D
Nightstar- Tawnykit but--
Tawnykit- SILENCE!!! NO INTERRUPTING ME!! And from now on I will be referred to as TawnySTAR >:D As for you Nightstar, you shall give up you leadery name and be known as Nightpelt! >:[
Nightpelt- Yes master, Tawnystar. =[
Tawnystar- Now at our victory will be swift, the cat nip is contagious, we live forever, and can't be killed! It's eaisyer than saying Cream Apple Pickle Pie! Our victory will be great! We, ShadowClan, shall RULE THE FOREST!!!!!!
*All Zombie cat's yowl in victory*
Tawnystar- AND I'd like to appoint a new deputy! As my first Zombie companion, Brindleface, will be deputy!
Brindleface- Thank you master, Tawnystar!
Cedarheart- Master, Tawnystar, when does the great battle begin?
Tawnystar- Three days Cedarheart, Three days to prepare for the biggest war of History, one which the Zombies WILL NO FAIL!!!!!! We will never fall again......
TO BE CONTINUED...
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faeriekitty on August 19, 2009, 8:46:23 AM
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...wow just wow!....luvs it!