Chapter 1 - Untitled

Hello Nepune! How are you today?
Hola Posedon. Im good. Lets... WRITE A STORY!!!
Alrighty!

One day jack the
Ripper said to his
Lovely purlple Hair brush
I really need a wig, dont you think?
NO the hair brush replied Dont you need to
get a tupet instead you ugly wretch?
It would attract a lot more Women...you wouldnt have to
Worry about attracting men!
You are right! I need hair implants.
Said Jack. Eventhough thats not what the hairbrush had initially impllied.
Jack went out onto the street to serch for someone who would sell him the Hair. But then, he was stopped by a
Tall, handsome blacksmith named..... LESTAT!! the VAMPIRE BLACKSMITH!!!
Hello young man Jack said, he though this man look very.....womanly.....
Which wasnt odd at all becuse it turned out lestat had a secret... He WAS a WOMAN
!!! on his way to get a sex-change.
Lestat look at Jack. He was wearing a big, black, top hat and a long flowing cape.....just lestats type.....
But Jack let out his own terrible secret. He told Lestat... “I AM NOT ACTUALLY JACK THE RIPPER! I AM.... JACK THE MAGIC FLYING POMPLEMOUSE!!!”
Oh...my Lestat said CAN I KISS YOU? and then some.....
NO!!! MY BEATIFUL GRAPEFURIT INSIDES ARE FOR ME AND ME ALONE muahahahahahahah.


END.

That was a very interesting story Nepune...Lets make another!
I dont know posedon. If we do, perhaps you should post all this on.... *drum roll* Fanart Central? oh? huh? huh? whatcha think of that? muaha... ha... uhm. *drms*
Sure i can! we will have to print it though
naw, you can just e-mail it to yourself. THE MAGIC OF INTERNET
yes you are right!!! Lets start

Once upon a time, far far away
A little bird was hit by a wagon
On his way to the super-market.
His family mourned thier loss...they were very sad
but then he was magically revived and everyone was happy again, exept for the guy that rolled him over, becouse it was intentional.
The birds name was Lavasious. Lavasious was hated be they man...whos name was
LESTAT! (omg yes)
Lestat wanted to drink Lavasious’ blood because it would make him imortal....little did he know that he is ALREADY imortal!
So, saddened, Lestat ran away to rekindle his romantic relationship with Dorian Grey.
(even though they are played by the same person in the movies.... :D (stuart townsend is sooooooooo hott!))
(Posedon you are so off-subject!)
(sorry Nepune.....)
(no problem, wait... gah my literatness with hthes ,mbfskak;sfbgmdszbfcs,ke gksg jve DANCING BEARS)
(GAH! we must go! )
To be continued......

(Aha! we are back!!!!)
Continuation.....
Lestat found Dorian waiting for him by the Sea
See? he said. I knew I would find you by the Sea, my seaworthy friend. (Exams X.X)
Yes! Lestat shouted Yes! Yes! Yes! I want to be in the SEA!!!!( I Know! I hate exams!!!! >.

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