Chapter 4 - Super Smash Bros.

This is a request chapter. I actually had fun with this one. It brought together many series into one fighting game.

I waited till Brawl was out. I wanted to include it into the story. Well, here you go, Chapter 4.

Disclaim: I don't own any of these characters. They will act differently though.
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Director: Will all the characters that don't need to be unlocked please step forward.
Fox: *steps forward* Where's my ship?!
Link: *steps forward* Did you kidnap Zelda???
Pikachu: *steps forward* Pika? (Why am I here?)
Samus: *steps forward* Are people still saying I'm a guy?
Donkey Kong: *steps forward* Banana please!
Kirby: *steps forward and blinks confusingly*
Yoshi: *steps forward* Yoshi!
Mario: *steps forward* My-my hand...Need medical... *falls over*
Everyone: o_O

*New challenger! Jigglypuff*
Link: What the- A balloon creature?
Jigglypuff: Jiggly...
Link: *pokes Jigglypuff with his sword and she flies away, losing air* Ok...
*Obtained Jigglypuff*

Director: So how you feeling Mario?
Mario: After reattaching my hand, I feel much better.
Director: Good. GET HIM!
Pikachu: PiiikkaaaCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses Thunder on Mario*
Mario: *gets hit* Why mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... *blast off into the sky*

Mario: Alright, check up time.
Samus: What?
Mario: Pikachu, will you do the honors?
Pikachu: PikaCHU *shocks Samus*
*the skeleton of Samus is shown to the audience*
Mario: o_o He's actually a SHE!?
Samus: I've said that many times already. Don't you people listen?
Mario: WITCH! *runs away*
Samus: Ugh...

*New Challenger! Luigi*
Luigi: Brother!
Mario: What's a crybaby coward doing here?
Luigi: Mario, how come you're acting so mean?
Mario: Because it's Super Smash, now leave you crybaby!
Luigi: Mario, you're so... CRUEL! *cries and runs away*
*Obtained Luigi*

Link: Ugh, why am I here? I'm suppose to be saving the princess!
Fox: I was forced to come here.
*On the GreatFox*
Slippy: Fox, you got mail!
Fox: Really? I rarely get mail from this far away.
Dear Fox,
You are invited to what will be the biggest battle in gaming history. Come to Earth, Hollywood on Febuary 28th. I'll be awaiting your arrival.
Sincerely,
Director
P.S - It cost me fifty dollars just to send this to where ever you are. YOU BETTER COME!
Fox: I'm not going. Fighting in some pointless battle that won't be big, not my style.
Falco, Slippy, and Peppy: *stare at each other with a smirk on their faces. They begin to drag Fox*
Fox: I don't want to go! Why don't they take Falco instead!?
Falco: I'm not the star of Star Fox. Now go to that battle and show them that Star Fox is number one.
*Present*
Fox: Yeah, so that's my story.
Link: Wow. I just got a note saying Zelda was captured and I had to fight in this battle just to get her back. She isn't even here.
*somewhere really far away*
Ganondorf: HA! While Link is in that tournament, I get to spend time with Zelda.
Zelda: Where is Link when I need him?

*New Challenger! Ness*
Donkey Kong: What the-
Ness: Hi, I'm Ness. I'm a little late for the battle, but I'm here now.
Donkey Kong: A bee?
Ness: *wearing his yellow and black striped shirt* Bee? No, I'm a human boy and-
Donkey Kong: Bee must die! *grabs Ness and throws him on the castle ground then off the stage*
Ness: PK Thunder! *tries to move the attack to hit him, but is falling too fast* Why me? *falls*
*Obtained Ness*

*Jigglypuff and Kirby begin to float in the air*
Fox: What are they doing?
Donkey Kong: Float Contest.
Link: Whoever can stay up the longest, wins.
Fox: You know we're fighting in space...on my ship somehow.
Link: Wait, would that mean...
*Jigglypuff and Kirby float away somewhere in space*

*New Challenger! Captain Falcon*
Captain Falcon: C'mon, time to show your moves!
Yoshi: *stares at Captain, starved*
Captain Falcon: A dinosaur? No harm can come from this thing.
Yoshi: Yooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Captain Falcon: Now you're scaring me.
Yoshi: YOSHI! *uses tongue*
Captain Falcon: *moves backwards* AH, HUMAN-EATING DINOSAUR! RUN!!!! *runs while Yoshi is chasing him*
*Obtained Captain Wanna-be*
Captain Falcon: It's Falcon. I hate it when people do that...
*Sorry, Captain "Falcon" ................................................. Wanna-be*
Captain Falcon: .....

Director: Alright, so every character is here now. Time to hold a tournament!

(Link vs Donkey Kong)
*Hyrule Castle*
Donkey Kong: DK will win!
Link: Yeah, about that. *holds a banana* I'll give you this if you let me win.
Donkey Kong: *begins to sweat* How know DK wanted banana?
*Flashback*
Donkey Kong: *steps forward* Banana please!
*Present*
Donkey Kong: A...A... *looks between banana and tournament trophy* BANANA! *grabs it from Link*
Link: Just what I thought. *grabs bomb and throws it at DK*
Donkey Kong: *looks back at Link after finishing banana* A bomb? *grabs bomb* You dropped this Link. *throws it back at Link*
Link: o_o Oh no. *bomb explodes. Link falls off the stage*
Director: Winner, DK.
Donkey Kong: DK won?

(Samus vs Mario)
*Mushroom Kingdom*
Samus: Alright, let's have a-
Mario: WITCH! *runs off the stage*
Samus: Ok...
Director: Winner, Samus.

(Luigi vs Ness)
*Peach's Castle*
Luigi and Ness: *both stare each other down*
Ness: PK Fire!
Luigi: Green Fireball!
*DBZ Moment going on. Both continue to use the attack*
Mario (In Luigi's head): You crybaby!
Luigi: Luigi is not a crybaby! *green fireballs overpower Ness's PK Fire and he gets hit. 0% HP/stamina*
Director: Winner, Luigi.

(Pikachu vs Jigglypuff)
*Saffron City*
Pikachu: Super easy. Jigglypuff is weak. And how am I talking in English in my head?
Jigglypuff: *begins to sing her Lullaby*
Pikachu: Getting...sleepy. Must... finish...her.... *falls asleep*
Jigglypuff: *looks at Pikachu and gets mad* Jiggly! *draws on Pikachu's face and pushes him off the stage*
Director: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz *asleep from Jigglypuff's song*
Jigglypuff: *gets angry again and draws on Director's face*

(Kirby vs Captain Falcon)
*Dream Land*
Kirby: *engulfs Captain Falcon and turns into him*
Captain Falcon: What the? A miniature me? Ah, a fan.
Kirby: Show your moves. *cute, soft voice*
Captain Falcon: *looks at Kirby* No, no, no. You must say "show your moves" proudly and serious. Not cute and soft.
Kibry: Show your moves. *again, cute and soft. Walks to the end of the ring* Show your moves.
Captain Falcon: *clutches his hands and jumps in midair* Falcon Kick!
Kirby: *dodges and Captain Falcon falls*
Captain Falcon: Don't show your mov... *loses*
Director: Winner. Kirby.

(Fox vs Yoshi)
*Yoshi's Is-*
Director: Where's Yoshi?
Fox: *shrugs* I haven't seen him since he got Captain Falcon.
Director: We can't wait any longer. Winner, Fox.

Director: Alright, so the people moving on are Fox, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Luigi, Samus, and Donkey Kong. See ya next couple of years!
Everyone: What?!
Director: *disappears*



Director: We got new fighters!
Fox: Are we going to even finish the tournament?
Director: Yes, but there's a twist now.
Donkey Kong: Twist?
Director: If anyone in this fight is from the same game/place as you are, they can help you.
Fox: Wait, so who are the new fighters??
Director: Well... *brings out list* Peach, Marth, Dr. Mario, Bowser, Zelda, Ice Climbers, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Roy, Mr. Game and Watch, Pichu, Falco, and Young Link. *burns the list*
Fox: Wow.

Mario: I'm going to cosplay now.
Bowser: Into what, a dead Mario?
Mario: No. *walks away*
*five minutes later*
Dr. Mario: I'm Dr. Mario now!
Bowser: What the-
Dr. Mario: Eat your vitamins! *throws a capsule at Bowser and it hits him*
Bowser: What was that?!
Dr. Mario: Poison Vitamin.
Bowser: ! *falls down sickly*
Dr. Mario: Ha, I was lying.

*Hyrule Temple*
Link: *finds Zelda* Zelda, I've been looking all over for you.
Zelda: Where were you when I needed you?!
Link: Well, the old note said you were captured and I had to fight in the last tournament.
Zelda: I was trapped for a month with that "thing", and was tortured.
Link: It couldn't have been that-
Ganondorf: My friends! *hugs both Zelda and Link* We can forget everything that happen for this tournament, right?
Link and Zelda: *both look at each other and attack Ganondorf*

*Icicle Mountain*
Nana: C'mon brother, you're slowing us down.
Popo: Well sorry, I feel like I'm going through a camp in hell.
Nana: Well, if you didn't slow us down maybe it wouldn't be torture.
Popo: I'm older, I'm the leader!
Nana: I'm the youngest but the smartest, I'm leader.
Mr. Game and Watch: *watches from above and starts to match sausages or pancakes (your call)*
Nana: *looks up* Hey look.
Popo: It's raining food! *pancake falls past the Ice Climbers* Mine! *jumps after it*
Nana: Popo NO! Stupid cable link! *falls with Popo*

Director: It's almost time. You all got one hour left.
Peach: It's time to start the Fangirl Show! *no one claps*
Captain: Why do they have girls in here? *accidentally whisper that to Zelda*
Zelda/Sheik: *glares at Captain Falcon and transforms in Sheik* You're dead now. *attacks CF*
Peach: The boys we have today are... Marth...
Marth: Who said I wanted to do this?
Peach: Roy...
Roy: Yeah, same here.
Peach: and Link... wait, where is he?
Young Link: He's not here. I'm just his... kid. Yeah! I'm his son.
Peach: Ok... vote now fangirls!
*10 minutes later*
Peach: And the winner is... huh? I don't remember announcing him. Oh well. Winner is Sheik!
Sheik: Wait, what???
Young Link: *spits out his milk* What?! Zelda, why didn't you tell me you were a guy!?
Sheik/Zelda: I'm not... *transforms back to her princess outfit* I was fighting Captain Falcon because he said something sex-
Mario: WITCH! *runs away*

Director: Time to continue the tournament.
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff puff!
Donkey Kong: DK ready!
Samus: Ok, let's start.
Luigi: I'm here to win!
Fox: Does this mean I'm going to get help from Falco?
Falco: Duh.
Kirby: *looks around and sighs since it has no one from its game/place here*
Director: Anyone who doesn't have a teammate can choose 2 person to help them.

(Team Jigglypuff *with Pikachu, Pichu, and Mewtwo* vs Team Donkey Kong *with Ganondorf and Ice Climbers*)
Mewtwo: You got to be kidding me.
Pikachu: Pika...
Donkey Kong: We can win!
Ganondorf: C'mon, why can't I be with Link and Zelda?
Young Link and Zelda: NO!
Popo: I'm leader!
Nana: I'm leader!
Pichu: Pi?
Jigglypuff: *grabs microphone and is about to sing*
Mewtwo: Don't you dare sing, you pathetic Pokemon.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly..? *begins to cry*
Donkey Kong: You hurt tiny creature's feelings.
Mewtwo: *eyes glow and raises DK in the air* And? Got anything to say about that?
Donkey Kong: No! Put DK down.
Mewtwo: As you wish. *throws DK off the stage*
Ice Climbers: *looks at Mewtwo and hides behind Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Why are you two hid-
Pikachu and Pichu: *run over to Ganondorf and uses Thunder*
Ganondorf: Not faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *disappears in the background*
Nana: Popo.
Popo: Yeah?
Nana: This calls for plan E.
Popo: Plan E?
Nana: Yeah. ESCAPE!! *runs off the stage taking Popo with her*
Director: Winner, Team Jigglypuff.

(Team Samus *Link/Young Link and Zelda* vs Team Luigi *Mario/Dr. Mario, Peach, and Bowser*)
*Princess Peach's Castle*
Young Link: I'm a kid right? So little kids love pulling pranks on adults. *grabs a fire arrow and shoots it at Dr. Mario*
Dr. Mario: *Clothes begin to catch on fire* Anybody smell smoke around here?
Peach: Mario, you're on fire!
Dr. Mario: Really? *looks behind him, but can't see his back* Nonsense, I'm not on fire.
Peach: *sighs, grabs a mirror, and shows Mario*
Mario: SWEET MUSHROOM KINGDOM, I'M ON FIRE!! *runs around the stage and jumps off*
Peach: Mario? *walks over to the edge of the stage and looks down* Are you ok?
Zelda: He fell off the stage. Does it look like he'll be ok?
Peach: Why you- *grabs a radish and throws it at Zelda*
Zelda: *use Nayru's Love to stop the attack*
*both Zelda and Peach begin to fight*
Young Link: Cat fight!
Luigi: *runs over and watches* Fight, fight, fight!
*Bowser and Samus begin to fight*
Young Link: Two fights!
Luigi: Why aren't you fighting?
Young Link: I'm a minor.
Luigi: So? *green fireballs Young Link*
Young Link: OW!
*police arrive*
Police: Luigi.
Luigi: Yeah?
Police: Attack a minor is a crime. Please get in the car.
Luigi: What?!
Police: *grabs Luigi and throws him in the car*
*car disappears*
Young Link: He doesn't know the law.
*Peach vs Zelda battle ends with Zelda winning*
Young Link: Aww... I missed the fight. *pouts*
*Both Young Link and Zelda help Samus beat Bowser for the win*
Director: Winner, Team Samus.

(Team Kirby *Marth and Roy* vs Team Fox *Falco*)
*Corneria*
Fox: Wow, two guys with swords and a pink thing. What are the odds of winning?
Falco: Zero.
Fox: Where's Kirby?
*Marth and Roy begin to search for Kirby*
Marth: Little guy is missing.
*Somewhere else*
Kirby: *tied up*
Captain Falcon: NEVER copy me EVER again. *walks away*
*Present battle*
Roy: Pretty pointless to battle without the team leader.
Marth: Yeah. We give up.
Fangirls: Awww....
Director: Ok... Winner, Team Fox.

Director: That's it for this tournament.
Samus: Wait, don't tell me we have to w-
Director: See ya in 7 years!




Director: How is everyone?
Samus: ......
Director: What's wrong?
Samus: We've been fighting in this pointless tournament and we haven't even finished it yet.
Director: Don't worry, it'll be finished today.
Samus: Finally!
Director: With the help of some new faces! Pit, Lucario, Ike, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Sonic, Pokemon Trainer, Wolf, Toon Link, Snake, Wario, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Zero Suit Samus, and Olimar with some annoying creatures.
Fox: That seems longer than the other list.
Director: Yeah, just by 2 characters.

Pikmin 1: We are the Pikmin! Bow to us or we shall feast on your blood!
Link: Wow, they seem...
Olimar: Evil? Yeah, I just crashed on their island and...
*Olimar 's Past*
Olimar: A new planet! This has to have harmless creatures. *Pikmin walks up to him* And here's one now. You look adorable.
Pikmin 1: Shut up, weird suited man! I am a Pikmin and you're our slave now!
Olimar: That's cute, it thinks I'm its slave now.
Pikmin 1: *whistles and more Pikmin come*
Pikmin 2: Who is this?
Pikmin 1: Our new slave now. Let's attack him!
Olimar: That's cute, they're- Wait, attack me?? *gets attacked by the Pikmin* AHHHHH!!!!
*Present*
Olimar: I suffered minor bleeding and bruises.
Link: o_o
Pikmin: Bow to us, new slave!

Pokemon Trainer: Look Ivysaur, a Pikachu, Jigglypuff, and Lucario.
Lucario: *talking to Pikachu and Jigglypuff* And I took care of that Wanna-be me once and for all. (talking about Mewtwo)
*Pikachu and Jigglypuff claps*
Pokemon Trainer: Go, Squirtle and Charizard!
*both Charizard and Squirtle appear*
Pokemon Trainer: Alright, here's the plan *brings out blue prints* Charizard, you take out Lucario since its part Steel. Ivysaur, you go after Pikachu since Squirtle would be at a disadvantage.
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle! (I can take him on!)
Pokemon Trainer: And Squirtle, go after Jigglypuff since it's weak.
Squirtle: Squir! (What?!)
Pokemon Trainer: Go Team!
*both Charizard and Ivysaur attack. Squirtle doesn't*
Pokemon Trainer: Squirtle, why aren't you attacking??
Squirtle: *glares and uses Water Gun on PT. Walks over to the Pokemon* Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle. Squirtle Squirtle! (We should be attack him instead. He just uses us!)
*Pokemon stare at the Pokemon Trainer*
Pokemon Trainer: Ummm.. *begins to be chased by the Pokemon*

Zelda: Where's Link again?
Toon Link: What the hell?! I've been toonified!
Zelda: Link, is that you? You look...
Toon Link: Like a cartoon character, I know. *pouts* Where's my regular Young Link?
*Somewhere far away*
Young Link: Get this fairy away from me!
Navi: Hey, listen! *chases him around*

Pit: Ha, wish ya could fly now. *flys around happily*
Donkey Kong: Nope. I got buddy here, DK don't care.
Diddy Kong: Yeah, what he said! Plus, I have rocket barrel jetpack, I can fly either way.
Meta Knight: Wings are awesome!
Donkey Kong: *looks at Diddy and steals his jetpack* DK fly! *begins to fly around*
Diddy Kong: No, the jetpack only supports-
Donkey Kong: Supports what? *Jetpack breaks and DK is too far away from the stage* Oh.. *falls*

Zero Suit Samus: How do I look?
Fanboys: Samus took her suit off! FINALLY!
Zero Suit Samus: Oh no, fanboys.

Ness: Lucas!
Lucas: Ness!
*both glare at each other and begin to battle*
Mario: Are they always like this?
Luigi: Seems like it. Just like us, Mario.
Mario: Shut up Crybaby!

Director: We're about to start the tournament for the last time.
Zero Suit Samus: Good. So who's sitting out for one match?
Director: Well, since you're the only girl left, you sit out.
Zero Suit Samus: Yes! Finals for me!
Director: If I was a nice person, which I ain't. Fox sits out.
Zero Suit Samus: What?! I'm the only girl left, fighting against super strong males. I can't even sit out?! You know what, I'M OUT! *walks away*
Director: But I was kidding, Samus you- Where did she go?

Director: Huge team Brawl! I don't care whose team you go on, just pick a team.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly?!
Fox: Wait, everyone's fighting?!
Director: Yeah, nothing wrong with that, right?

(Team Jigglypuff *with people Director doesn't even know* vs Team Fox *same as Team Jigglypuff*)
Fox: Ummm...
Toon Link: This is, well, is going to be very difficult.
Snake: *begins to choke Jigglypuff* You should pop eventally.
Zelda/Shiek: *transforms into Shiek and uses needles on Snake* Leave her/him/it alone!
Toon Link: Yeah! What she said!
Gaonodorf: *carries Zelda away* To Team Fox!
Toon Link: No one messes with my girl. *uses Smash attack on Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Ow, Ouch, Ow, Ow, OW! *flies so high in the sky, he disappears in the background*
Toon Link: Ha, showed him.
Shiek: *kicks Link* You idiot! I got hurt in that too.
Lucario: *prepares a Shadow Ball* This is for my team!
Wario: Wario won't accept this! I must be on my own team!
Director: There can only be-
Wario: TEAM EVIL
Bowser: I support Team Evil!
Mario: Oh no Luigi, there is going to be another team for some odd reason.
Luigi: We must fight!
Captain Falcon: *attacks Mario and Luigi* Show Your Moves Team is here!
Director: What!?
Peach: *throws radishes at Captain Falcon* Leave Mario alone!
Luigi: What about-
Peach: Don't care.
Ness and Lucas: PK Fire! *both attack Pikachu*
Pikachu: PIKA?! (Why you?!) *uses Volt Tackle on Lucas and Ness*
Director: THIS IS MADDNESS!
*huge fight rages*

(2 Days later)
*Everyone is on the ground, motionless. All the stages are in ruin, even the cameras are damaged*
Director: o_o Well... Crazy Hand, Master Hand, you're on clean up. *walks away*
*Master and Crazy Hand give a thumbs up and begin to clean up*
Master Hand: I thought that would never end.
Crazy Hand: Yeah, and whoever would of won could of fought us.
Master Hand: Yeah, but they would never beat us.


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Our next chapter is giving the previous chapters one more go. Crossover time! Deleted Scenes (stuff I never put in the chapters) and an alternate ending for Super Smash Bros.

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