Chapter 6 - Crossover
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Chapter 6 - Crossover
Chapter 6 - Crossover
The Crossover/Deleted scenes have FINALLY made it! These are from the previous first four chapters. Crossovers will happen every five chapters throughout the series. They are usually different scenes, like maybe a small quest or a party. I don’t know.
Disclaim: I don't own any of these characters. They will act differently, though.
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Director: Well, inu, the chapter is about to come out. How do you feel?
inu43: Excited. I’m happy to get back into this series again. I missed it so much!
Director: What about fans?
inu43: Even if I don’t have any, yes, I’m happy to see them again too.
Director: Shall we begin?
inu43: I was waiting for you to say those words, Director. Let’s start!
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Claire: *continues to run from helicopter shooting bullets* Will this guy ever give up? *jumps and rolls* Finally.. *group of people point their guns at Claire* Crap! *notices gas tanks. Drops her gun and as it falls, she grabs it again and shoots. Misses and hits the wall* Oh. What the..
*sound of gunshots*
Steve: You’ll only slow me down.
Claire: What’s that suppose to mean?
Steve: Well, you’re a girl and girls usually.. *leg gets shot* WTF!?
Claire: Look who’ll slow who down now. *leaves*
Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssss..
Steve: Oh no..!
*Raccoon City Explodes*
Jill: We finally made it!
Carlos: Yeah, no more zombies!
Jill: *looks at pilot* Barry, is that you?
Barry: Yep. I want a request since I saved you.
Jill: Anything.
Barry: I want that sandwich..
Jill: Sandwich? What sandwich?
Barry: You don’t remember? Or is the revealing clothes messing with your brain?
Jill: For your information, these are somewhat in style. Now, what sandwich??
Barry: Resident Evil..
Jill: Nope.
Barry: My quote?
Jill: Doesn’t ring any bells.
Barry: MY JILL SANDWICH!!
*Leon and Ashley walk past a Merchant*
Merchant: Ah, Stranger. I’ll buy her at a high price?
Leon: Huh? You talking to us?
Merchant: Yes. I’ll buy the blonde for half a ptas!
Ashley: Leon would never do t-
Leon: It’s a deal!
Ashley: WHAT!?
Merchant: Hahaha, thank you. *gives half to Leon*
Leon: Have fun! *happily walks off*
Ashley: But, I, he, I’m-
Merchant: Hahaha, you’re my treasure now.
Ashley: *stares awkwardly* LEON, COME BACK!!!
*End of game*
Merchant: Hm, Stranger ran that way. I wonder why..
*Self-Destruction in 5 seconds*
Merchant: Oh. Ooooohhh…. Yeah, not go-
*BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!*
inu43: I’ve noticed something. Every Resident Evil game ends with an explosion.
Director: So?
inu43: Well, maybe they love explosions, like me.
Director: So? People like explosions. Big deal!
inu43: Well, it’s a big deal when you’re with me. You know the jacket I bought you. The one you’re wearing.
Director: Yea- *blows up*
*BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!*
inu43: *smiles* Have to end this with an explosion also.
Refia: Greetings! Refia here.
Luneth: Me too!
Ingus: *plays with Princess doll. Turns around and notices camera* Um, Ingus here too!
*Awkward silence*
Refia: Huh? Where's Arc?
Luneth: Oh yeah. About that...
*Miles, upon miles away*
Arc: Hello? Anyone? Refia? Luneth? Ingus? I would love to leave this mountain.
Refia: You left him!?
Luneth: I forgot him, actually.
Refia: *glares* Great! Because of your mistake, we have to travel all the way back to save him.
Luneth: Oh, c'mon! How hard can that be?
*10 hours later, Bahamut appears*
Bahamut: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
*Both Ingus and Refia glare at Luneth*
Luneth: Sorry?
inu43: Dear Cloud,
I have given you this item for one little scene coming soon. This cost me $1000 on eBay, so you better use this when the time comes.
Cloud: Outtakes Writer, inu43. *holds up Phoenix feather* Hmm.. wonder what, though?
*many scenes later, Aeris is stabbed*
Cloud: Aeris!
inu43: "When the time comes.."
Cloud: Is this the time? Nah! Must be for something else.
*game release*
inu43: Dammit, Cloud! I told you to use it when the time comes!
Aeris: *still standing* How long should I just stand here, Mr. Director?
Director: Oh. Just keep going, Aeris. You're doing great. Ok, Cloud and everyone else, big party scene!
Tifa: Huh? I don't remember that in the..
Director: BIG...PARTY!
Aeris: *sighs* Why kill me off?
*riding on Chocobos*
Luneth: Let's have a race!
Ingus: Why would you want to-
Luneth: *Chocobo runs off* Woohoo! I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm win- *falls off a cliff*
*group stops and gives each other awkward looks*
Refia: Wow. I'm not going to be the one to carry him.
Arc: Not it!
Ingus: OH C'MON!! Not me!
Director: Now, Cloud, our next coming game is Final Fantasy 13.
Cloud: By the time I'm forgotten, it'll be Final Fantasy 100.
Director: Yes, yes. Now then, we have a female protagonist in this.
Cloud: What?
Director: Yes, and she's suppose to be like a female version of you.
Cloud: And..
Director: *grabs tools* Oh Clooooooooouuuuuuddddddd....
Cloud: *stares* What are you going to do with those t- *screams*
*24 hours later*
Director: Go get them, Lightning!
Cloud/Lightning: Not Cool, Director!
The Ways of Potions!
Green Slushie - Hi-Potion
Purple Slushie - X Potion
Blue Slushie - Ether
Old Snake: War has changed. I mean, look at all this fancy technology compared to my time!
Otacon: Snake, it's because-
Old Snake: Look at this! My gun has a ID. They have new type of enemy with very long legs. Women are being used to fight! Just maybe, we've been sucked into a new world filled with new stuff. Yeah, that has to be it!
Otacon: Snake, can we get back to the-
Old Snake: And, how do they make the same robot. A copy machine?
Otacon: Alright, we're going to catapult you to the ship.
Old Snake: Is this safe?
Meryl: Of course, Snake. Why wouldn't we use this?
Old Snake: Ok, just though- *fires into the air* AHHHHH!!! Hey! I'm gonna make it! WEEE!! *goes a little over the ship* I see how it is, Director.. *falls into water. Drowns*
Campbell: Snake. Snake. SNAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE!!
Director: I didn't change that..
Raiden: That's for not allowing me to stick to my original codename I wanted..!
inu43: Alright! First boss, here I come!
*Laughing Octopus*
inu43: Err.. master of disguises.. Ok, one little not original character. Maybe that'll change next boss.
*Raging Raven*
inu43: Someone with a gun like a tank. Getting less original now..
*Crying Wolf*
inu43: I'm slowly losing the "original state" here..
*Screaming Mantis*
inu43: YOU KNOW WHAT!? SCREW ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!! *throws controller down and storms off*
Psycho Mantis: So, you like to play Dark Cloud.
Snake: The player does, not me.
inu43: Nothing wrong with that, right?
Psycho Mantis: Anyway, let's fight!
-An Error Has Appeared-
inu43: Wait, WHAT!?
Psycho Mantis: Muwhahaha!
Snake: Do something! He can read my mind!
inu43: Umm.. *turns game off* At least you don't have to die!
Snake: Yeah, but turning the game off is worst than dying..
inu43: At least I'll get some strategy now..
*Few Days Later*
Campbell: Switch your controller to Port 2.
inu43: Huh? Oookk... *switches*
Psycho Mantis: WHAT!? I CAN'T READ YOUR MIND!!
inu43: That.. is stupid..
Johnny: I'm no rookie! I'm a 10 year Vet!
Old Snake: ... Kid, I can still take you out right now.
Johnny: Canno- *flipped by Snake*
Old Snake: Why does Meryl fall in love with you again?
-OMG, SPOILERS!-
Old Snake: Such a twist as to where Naomi dies.
Otacon: Naomi..! *cries*
Old Snake: I mean, it's where her brother died.
Otacon: *cries*
Old Snake: Strange, isn't it?
Otacon: *still crying*
Old Snake: GIVE IT A REST!
Last time on Metal Gear Solid 4 Previews...
Snake: What the- I'm an old man now?! I had regular colored hair 2 years or whatever years ago and now I got gray hair?! What is this, the end of the series?!
Everyone: ...
Raiden: *sees Vamp* How the hell are you alive?
Vamp: I can't die idiot.
Raiden: No wonder why, his power level is over 9000. Thank you new ninja armor suit!
Ocelot: How old am I now? I lost count after Metal Gear Solid. And why do I look the same?
Snake: I wonder what would happen if I put this gun in my mouth and pull the trigger. *tries, blackout, and firing of a gun is heard*
inu43: Alright, let's get some things cleared up from this preview.
1. THIS ISN'T THE END! Another Metal Gear game is actually being currently made.
2. Raiden kicks butt with his new suit!
3. Yes, a lot of characters return. And yes, half of those characters die.
4. The scene was actually changed from what we saw in previews. This time, it's at a graveyard. I won't spoil this part if you haven't played the game. And, it was hard not to spoil. I do it all the time, you know.
inu43: Alright. let's get one thing cleared up. I usually go on Youtube and watch Metal Gear clips. What do I see? Oh, Johnny is a clone of Snake, etc etc. Well, here's the news. HE ISN'T!!! If you played Metal Gear 3, this follows Naked Snake, or Big Boss in the other Metal Gear games. When you are in prison, who does Snake talk to? Johnny. Yes, this is Johnny's grandfather. He just names his first-born son after himself, resulting in a chain of Johnnys. Anyway, this "Johnny" was here before the cloning project began. This means, the Johnny we know in previous games is NOT A CLONE. Real human, etc. So, there!
Director: You think they'll listen?
inu43: THEY BETTER!
R.O.B: Time to cheat my way into victory *bridge begins to form. R.O.B uses Final Smash on when bridge appears. Knocked down and can't stop Smash* Ha! I'm so totally glitched!
Link: Ugh, a glitch noob.
Zelda: You would think they would fix this problem online.
Link: Well, one thing to do now. Kill him.
Zelda: This'll be fun..
Roy: Ok. At first I'm like, "Oh, this is a small problem. It'll end soon." IT JUST GOT WORSE!
Marth: What is it?
Roy: Do you see this?? This picture pleasures all fangirls!
Marth: Oh, it can't be that.. *looks at screen* WHAT THE HELL!? DISGUSTING!!
Roy: I know, right? Making us kiss. So, disgusting!
Marth: Yeah! I'm with Ike.
Roy: Err..
Jigglypuff: -Jig Jiggly Jigglypuff!- I can't stop growing!
Link: More glitches?
Zelda: This one looks like it's about to burst.
Link: Err.. this is a run away and hide moment, Zelda. *grabs her hand and runs to nearest cover*
Jigglypuff: -JIGGLY!!- HELP!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*Huge gust of wind covers the field*
Link: That poor creature.
Zelda: Death to a glitch. Hope the guy will feel sorry for himself.
RandomPerson: That was an awesome explosion! Did you see all the pieces fly? And the gust!
RandomFriend: Yeah, like, totally awesome!
Link and Zelda: ..... No.
Mario: So, you mean we're just toys in a video game?
Director: Some type of kid's fantasy. But, I mean, we had to replace the kids used for this. You guys and girls cut their hands, fingers, anything your abilities and swords can touch.
Ganondorf: HAHAHA! Let them suffer!
Mario: Well, how many kids has it been so far?
Director: About 10,000. But! I got a secret weapon. *smirks*
*Few days later*
Lucas: So, I'm suppose to fight them with just my hand?
Director: Yes! Give them your best, kid! *runs away*
Lucas: I got a bad feeling-
Director: ACTION!
Link: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
*SLICE! Black out*
Pit: Fanboys, beware! The girls are here!
*opens curtain and the Brawl girls appear*
Zero Suit Samus: Why are we doing this again?
Peach: They did say we would get paid for all damages.
Zelda: Damages? Of what?
*Fanboys stare*
Nana: What am I doing up here?
Peach: Hm? Beware of what?
Zelda: Um, I think we should-
Fanboy1: ZELDA IS MINE!! *runs to her*
Zelda: That's it! *uses Final Smash, Light Arrow*
Fanboy1: Ahhhhh!! *flies off* I got owned by Zelda.
Zero Suit Samus: Attack of fanboys! RUN!!
*Samus, Zelda, Peach, and Nana run*
Nana: *trips* Oh no, this is the end! *fanboys run past her* HEY! I'M PRETTY!
Director: So, what would you all like to drink?
Pikachu: -Pika Pika Pika- Nearest power cord.
Jigglypuff: -Jiggly Puff Puff- Cup of air, please.
Lucario: Anything will do.
Squirtle: -Squirtle- Water!
Ivysaur: -Ivy Ivysaur- Anything with herbs in it.
Charizard: *brings a picture of a bull colored in red*
Director: A Redbull?
Remember, Redbull gives you wings! *Charizard thumbs up*
Link: *looks up Caramelldansen video* Wtf? I'm dancing to this?
Ike: Ugh, I look too cute and too happy. Fangirl attraction.
Link: Same. I mean, I would expect this from Young Link, but not me.
Dr. Mario: A little fact. Carmelldansen is a song made by a Swedish group called Caramell. Many videos of characters dancing to this (usually the Speedycake remix) have been shown throughout Youtube. Characters from Resident Evil, Naruto, Lucky Star, Super Smash Bros, and others have been cursed to dance to this song. I have too, though. *cries*
Link: Poor guy.
-I love this song. No hate!-
Crossover
inu43: We planned a party for the lovely characters. It's to celebrate five actual Video Game Outtake chapters.
Director: Five already?
inu43: Would of been more if my computer didn't crash. Anyway, they should be arriving any-
*DING DONG!*
inu43: Oh, and here they are! *opens door and a messager is on the other side* Umm.. who are you?
Messager: Yeah, I was sent here to deliver a message from Ashley.
inu43: Oh! What is it?
Messager: No, I'm not coming unless Leon comes.
inu43: Tell her he's coming.
*Messager leaves. Resident Evil characters, except Ashley, Claire and Leon arrive*
Jill: Nice Christmas decoration!
inu43: Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Since it's almost Christmas, it's a Christmas party as well.
Ashley: *appears* Oh, Leon!
inu43: Early April Fools!
Ashley: What?? He isn't here?
inu43: Nope. He and Claire got stuck at some airport.
*At some airport*
Claire: Why zombies of all things?
Leon: Now, now. We got all day to make it to the party.
Claire: It'll be a long time before we get out of here. *sighs*
Salazar: So, Mr. Kennedy started owning we with terrible dialogue.
Zombie: Did you get him back?
Salazar: No! I didn't have anything to say. I didn't want to fight bad dialogue with bad dialogue.
Zombie: Oh but- *mouth drops. Picks it up and somehow puts it back on* Sorry about that. But, you should of, anyway. You could of owned him like that instead of dying without owning.
Salazar: Yeah.. *sighs* I wonder what would it be if it was something different.
*DING DONG!*
inu43: Oh! Door! *opens and it's the Final Fantasy characters* Welcome!
Luneth: Like our Chocobo? We painted them brown and gave them antlers.
Chocobo1: You think this paint will come off?
Chocobo2: You know, I said the exact same thing. I don't really know.
Rikku: Hm, low technology, but it'll do!
Tidus: Snow Blizz Ball in the back! *runs to backyard*
Wakka: That has my name written all over it! *joins Tidus*
inu43: Umm..
Chris: Oh! Wait for me! C'mon, Jill. *grabs her hand and drags her to back*
inu43: But, I-
Saddler: Oh, I will win! *follows*
Yuna: I guess I'll play too? *follows*
Luneth: Oh! Our team against that team! *follows as well*
Zombie: Me too! *stumbles to the back*
inu43: At least a few people are in the house..
Luneth: Anything goes game!
Wakka: Everyone got their invisible water helmets on? *everyone gives thumbs up* Only rule is, don't kill your opponent.
Saddler: There goes the fun..
Wakka: Tidus, everything set up?
Tidus: Yep!
Wakka: Alright! Game on!
*Suddenly, a wall of water covers the backyard. It freezes into ice so the ball won't fall out*
Team1 - Yuna, Wakka, Tidus, and Luneth
Team2 - Chris, Saddler, Jill, and Zombie
Jill: Whoa! These helmets actually work!
Tidus: *grabs ball and sword* Here it comes! *hits the ball at an incredible speed*
Zombie: I got it! *ball hits and falls off his head. Dies*
Jill: *watches Zombie's body float to top* It's ok. He was already dead.
*DING DONG!*
inu43: Oh, Director, can you get that for me? Refia is telling me a funny joke.
Director: No problem. *opens the door and is put in a sleeper hold. Passes out*
Meryl: Snake, you aren't suppose to do that to the host.
Snake: Thought he was the enemy.
inu43: Don't worry, I'm the host. Come on in!
Liquid: Soon, I'll take over this little home.
inu43: Umm.. you're speaking aloud.
Liquid: Damn, she's good.
*Metal Gear appears*
Ocelot: Can I park this in the back?
inu43: I would-
Ocelot: Thanks! *heads to the back*
inu43: Oh no..
*SMAASSHHH!*
Luneth: What was that?! That just ended our game!
Refia: *runs to the backyard. Slips and falls on ice* Ok, who did this? I got my outfit wet.
Saddler: Not me. I wasn't near the edge.
Luneth: *angry* You were poking me the whole time..
*Zombie body points to Ocelot as he gets off*
Refia: Why you..! *switches to Black Mage and prepares Death*
Ocelot: Wait, no! It was an acc- *dies*
Liquid: I was gonna use him, you know..
Refia: Want some!?
Liquid: No, no. I'm fine!
Steve: So what? Are you like an elf or something?
Refia: No! I'm a human.
Steve: Then, how did you perform that magic?
Refia: Oh, simple! *grabs staff* Now watch closely. I'm gonna perform a fire atta- *uses Toad by mistake and turns Luneth into one*
Toad Luneth: Ribbit!
Refia: Umm.. Opps. And I don't have my White Mage stuff too.
Toad Luneth: *angry*
Steve: *scared* Ok. I now know not to mess with you.
*DING DONG!*
inu43: Director can you-
Director: *still knocked out*
inu43: Nevermind.. *opens door* Welcome!
Zelda: There's no fanboys, right?
inu43: Fanboy free!
Zelda: What about that Director guy?
inu43: *points to him on the ground* Snake's doing.
Zelda: Good. He's annoying. *enters home*
Ganondorf: *enters* Any girls want to be kidnapped?
Pit: *enters* Who wants to be touched by an angel?
Luigi and Mario: Mario brothers are here!
Luigi: Wait, why are we called the Mario brothers? What about the Luigi brothers??
Mario: Sounds stupid. I parked my Yoshi in the back,
inu43: In the back??
*Backyard*
Yoshi: *scared. Looks back-n-forth between the Metal Gear and the Zombie's body*
Ganondorf: Look, Zelda! Mistletoe!
Zelda: *glares* Not if you were the last villain on Earth! *uses light arrow and he flies through the roof. Hole is also left on the wall*
inu43: WTF!?
Refia: Can I just burn that thing?
Toad Luneth: Ribbit!
Refia: Oh, hell no! No kiss from me!! *kicks Luneth away*
inu43: Why do I have a feeling this is going to end badly?
Meryl: So, Snake. Which group are you with? Us or those cartoonish characters.
Link: Excuse me? We're only here due to the Brawl parody. Snake is better with us!
Liquid: I need an enemy and a brother. He's with us!
Mario: We need a popular character and another person. He's with us!
Meryl: Snake, decide!
Snake: Errrm...
*Previously on Metal Gear Raiden*
Raiden: Alright, Otacon, I got the photos.
Otacon: I can't work under these conditions.. *leaves*
Raiden: *blinks* Umm.. Otacon? *looks at camera and dances*
*Brawl*
Mario: Well, it's good to see you again, Pichu...
Pichu: PICHU!
Pikachu: *angry*
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inu43: Hello. I would like to present the readers a song. The 12 Days of Christmas, Video Game Parody Style.
inu43: On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Jill: Two Picklock Masters, Wait, who's the other one!?
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Peach: Nine Master Hands slapping,
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Leon: Ten chainsaws rumbling,
Peach: Nine Master Hands slapping,
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Arc: Eleven salt covered Chocobos,
Leon: Ten chainsaws rumbling,
Peach: Nine Master Hands slapping,
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the twelvth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Snake: Twelve stomping GEICOs,
Arc: Eleven salt covered Chocobos,
Leon: Ten chainsaws rumbling,
Peach: Nine Master Hands slapping,
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
*fake audience claps*
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inu43: Alright, party is over!
R.O.B: But, I was doing the robot.
inu43: It's 4am in the morning. I'm surprised the cops haven't shown up yet. *drags everyone out* Alright. Have an awesome Christmas, and see most of you later! *slams door*
Solidus: Someone said something about cookies. I saw none.
Ashley: Ugh. What happen to Leon?
*Airport*
Claire: Zombie after zombie. THIS IS ANNOYING!
Leon: Hey, there's one good thing about being in here. Ladies and Gentlemen. BUY OUR NEW MOVIE! COMING DECEMBER 30TH!!
Claire: You're talking to the wall, you know..
Leon: Yeah, I know.
inu43: Wow, that took forever. Well, time to clean-
*house explodes*
Director: *wakes up* What did I miss?
inu43: *sighs* Everything..
Next Chapter: We go live with the Kingdom Hearts series. I think this is a request chapter? Yeah. Well, that's our next chapter, so STAY TUNED!
Disclaim: I don't own any of these characters. They will act differently, though.
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Director: Well, inu, the chapter is about to come out. How do you feel?
inu43: Excited. I’m happy to get back into this series again. I missed it so much!
Director: What about fans?
inu43: Even if I don’t have any, yes, I’m happy to see them again too.
Director: Shall we begin?
inu43: I was waiting for you to say those words, Director. Let’s start!
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Deleted Scenes
Resident Evil
Resident Evil
Claire: *continues to run from helicopter shooting bullets* Will this guy ever give up? *jumps and rolls* Finally.. *group of people point their guns at Claire* Crap! *notices gas tanks. Drops her gun and as it falls, she grabs it again and shoots. Misses and hits the wall* Oh. What the..
*sound of gunshots*
Steve: You’ll only slow me down.
Claire: What’s that suppose to mean?
Steve: Well, you’re a girl and girls usually.. *leg gets shot* WTF!?
Claire: Look who’ll slow who down now. *leaves*
Zombie: Braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnssssssss..
Steve: Oh no..!
*Raccoon City Explodes*
Jill: We finally made it!
Carlos: Yeah, no more zombies!
Jill: *looks at pilot* Barry, is that you?
Barry: Yep. I want a request since I saved you.
Jill: Anything.
Barry: I want that sandwich..
Jill: Sandwich? What sandwich?
Barry: You don’t remember? Or is the revealing clothes messing with your brain?
Jill: For your information, these are somewhat in style. Now, what sandwich??
Barry: Resident Evil..
Jill: Nope.
Barry: My quote?
Jill: Doesn’t ring any bells.
Barry: MY JILL SANDWICH!!
*Leon and Ashley walk past a Merchant*
Merchant: Ah, Stranger. I’ll buy her at a high price?
Leon: Huh? You talking to us?
Merchant: Yes. I’ll buy the blonde for half a ptas!
Ashley: Leon would never do t-
Leon: It’s a deal!
Ashley: WHAT!?
Merchant: Hahaha, thank you. *gives half to Leon*
Leon: Have fun! *happily walks off*
Ashley: But, I, he, I’m-
Merchant: Hahaha, you’re my treasure now.
Ashley: *stares awkwardly* LEON, COME BACK!!!
*End of game*
Merchant: Hm, Stranger ran that way. I wonder why..
*Self-Destruction in 5 seconds*
Merchant: Oh. Ooooohhh…. Yeah, not go-
*BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!*
inu43: I’ve noticed something. Every Resident Evil game ends with an explosion.
Director: So?
inu43: Well, maybe they love explosions, like me.
Director: So? People like explosions. Big deal!
inu43: Well, it’s a big deal when you’re with me. You know the jacket I bought you. The one you’re wearing.
Director: Yea- *blows up*
*BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!*
inu43: *smiles* Have to end this with an explosion also.
Coming soon! March 13... Yes, Friday the 13th.. RESIDENT EVIL 5!!
Original characters are reappearing! Even, with a small twist at the end of a recent trailer (Look up "Play God" Trailer). JILL VALENTINE'S TOMBSTONE!
Jill: WTF!?!?!
Final Fantasy
Original characters are reappearing! Even, with a small twist at the end of a recent trailer (Look up "Play God" Trailer). JILL VALENTINE'S TOMBSTONE!
Jill: WTF!?!?!
Final Fantasy
Refia: Greetings! Refia here.
Luneth: Me too!
Ingus: *plays with Princess doll. Turns around and notices camera* Um, Ingus here too!
*Awkward silence*
Refia: Huh? Where's Arc?
Luneth: Oh yeah. About that...
*Miles, upon miles away*
Arc: Hello? Anyone? Refia? Luneth? Ingus? I would love to leave this mountain.
Refia: You left him!?
Luneth: I forgot him, actually.
Refia: *glares* Great! Because of your mistake, we have to travel all the way back to save him.
Luneth: Oh, c'mon! How hard can that be?
*10 hours later, Bahamut appears*
Bahamut: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
*Both Ingus and Refia glare at Luneth*
Luneth: Sorry?
inu43: Dear Cloud,
I have given you this item for one little scene coming soon. This cost me $1000 on eBay, so you better use this when the time comes.
Cloud: Outtakes Writer, inu43. *holds up Phoenix feather* Hmm.. wonder what, though?
*many scenes later, Aeris is stabbed*
Cloud: Aeris!
inu43: "When the time comes.."
Cloud: Is this the time? Nah! Must be for something else.
*game release*
inu43: Dammit, Cloud! I told you to use it when the time comes!
Aeris: *still standing* How long should I just stand here, Mr. Director?
Director: Oh. Just keep going, Aeris. You're doing great. Ok, Cloud and everyone else, big party scene!
Tifa: Huh? I don't remember that in the..
Director: BIG...PARTY!
Aeris: *sighs* Why kill me off?
*riding on Chocobos*
Luneth: Let's have a race!
Ingus: Why would you want to-
Luneth: *Chocobo runs off* Woohoo! I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm win- *falls off a cliff*
*group stops and gives each other awkward looks*
Refia: Wow. I'm not going to be the one to carry him.
Arc: Not it!
Ingus: OH C'MON!! Not me!
Director: Now, Cloud, our next coming game is Final Fantasy 13.
Cloud: By the time I'm forgotten, it'll be Final Fantasy 100.
Director: Yes, yes. Now then, we have a female protagonist in this.
Cloud: What?
Director: Yes, and she's suppose to be like a female version of you.
Cloud: And..
Director: *grabs tools* Oh Clooooooooouuuuuuddddddd....
Cloud: *stares* What are you going to do with those t- *screams*
*24 hours later*
Director: Go get them, Lightning!
Cloud/Lightning: Not Cool, Director!
The Ways of Potions!
Green Slushie - Hi-Potion
Purple Slushie - X Potion
Blue Slushie - Ether
Metal Gear Solid
Warning: There could be a few spoilers throughout this deleted scenes. If you haven't played the fourth game, skip any scenes with a character named "Old Snake" and the preview discussion.
Warning: There could be a few spoilers throughout this deleted scenes. If you haven't played the fourth game, skip any scenes with a character named "Old Snake" and the preview discussion.
Old Snake: War has changed. I mean, look at all this fancy technology compared to my time!
Otacon: Snake, it's because-
Old Snake: Look at this! My gun has a ID. They have new type of enemy with very long legs. Women are being used to fight! Just maybe, we've been sucked into a new world filled with new stuff. Yeah, that has to be it!
Otacon: Snake, can we get back to the-
Old Snake: And, how do they make the same robot. A copy machine?
Otacon: Alright, we're going to catapult you to the ship.
Old Snake: Is this safe?
Meryl: Of course, Snake. Why wouldn't we use this?
Old Snake: Ok, just though- *fires into the air* AHHHHH!!! Hey! I'm gonna make it! WEEE!! *goes a little over the ship* I see how it is, Director.. *falls into water. Drowns*
Campbell: Snake. Snake. SNAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE!!
Director: I didn't change that..
Raiden: That's for not allowing me to stick to my original codename I wanted..!
inu43: Alright! First boss, here I come!
*Laughing Octopus*
inu43: Err.. master of disguises.. Ok, one little not original character. Maybe that'll change next boss.
*Raging Raven*
inu43: Someone with a gun like a tank. Getting less original now..
*Crying Wolf*
inu43: I'm slowly losing the "original state" here..
*Screaming Mantis*
inu43: YOU KNOW WHAT!? SCREW ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!! *throws controller down and storms off*
Psycho Mantis: So, you like to play Dark Cloud.
Snake: The player does, not me.
inu43: Nothing wrong with that, right?
Psycho Mantis: Anyway, let's fight!
-An Error Has Appeared-
inu43: Wait, WHAT!?
Psycho Mantis: Muwhahaha!
Snake: Do something! He can read my mind!
inu43: Umm.. *turns game off* At least you don't have to die!
Snake: Yeah, but turning the game off is worst than dying..
inu43: At least I'll get some strategy now..
*Few Days Later*
Campbell: Switch your controller to Port 2.
inu43: Huh? Oookk... *switches*
Psycho Mantis: WHAT!? I CAN'T READ YOUR MIND!!
inu43: That.. is stupid..
Johnny: I'm no rookie! I'm a 10 year Vet!
Old Snake: ... Kid, I can still take you out right now.
Johnny: Canno- *flipped by Snake*
Old Snake: Why does Meryl fall in love with you again?
-OMG, SPOILERS!-
Old Snake: Such a twist as to where Naomi dies.
Otacon: Naomi..! *cries*
Old Snake: I mean, it's where her brother died.
Otacon: *cries*
Old Snake: Strange, isn't it?
Otacon: *still crying*
Old Snake: GIVE IT A REST!
Last time on Metal Gear Solid 4 Previews...
Snake is old!
Snake: What the- I'm an old man now?! I had regular colored hair 2 years or whatever years ago and now I got gray hair?! What is this, the end of the series?!
Everyone: ...
Raiden has new ninja armor!
Raiden: *sees Vamp* How the hell are you alive?
Vamp: I can't die idiot.
Raiden: No wonder why, his power level is over 9000. Thank you new ninja armor suit!
Familiar characters return!
Ocelot: How old am I now? I lost count after Metal Gear Solid. And why do I look the same?
Snake puts a gun in his mouth!
Snake: I wonder what would happen if I put this gun in my mouth and pull the trigger. *tries, blackout, and firing of a gun is heard*
inu43: Alright, let's get some things cleared up from this preview.
1. THIS ISN'T THE END! Another Metal Gear game is actually being currently made.
2. Raiden kicks butt with his new suit!
3. Yes, a lot of characters return. And yes, half of those characters die.
4. The scene was actually changed from what we saw in previews. This time, it's at a graveyard. I won't spoil this part if you haven't played the game. And, it was hard not to spoil. I do it all the time, you know.
inu43: Alright. let's get one thing cleared up. I usually go on Youtube and watch Metal Gear clips. What do I see? Oh, Johnny is a clone of Snake, etc etc. Well, here's the news. HE ISN'T!!! If you played Metal Gear 3, this follows Naked Snake, or Big Boss in the other Metal Gear games. When you are in prison, who does Snake talk to? Johnny. Yes, this is Johnny's grandfather. He just names his first-born son after himself, resulting in a chain of Johnnys. Anyway, this "Johnny" was here before the cloning project began. This means, the Johnny we know in previous games is NOT A CLONE. Real human, etc. So, there!
Director: You think they'll listen?
inu43: THEY BETTER!
A teaser has revealed something. ANOTHER METAL GEAR GAME! Fanboys, don't leave the series yet. It seems this series has some life left. But, instead of a sequel, it'll be a prequel. So, this means it'll come up with some random new characters that might die near the end of the game. Yeeaaahhh.. so much for a reunion show.
Super Smash Bros
Super Smash Bros
R.O.B: Time to cheat my way into victory *bridge begins to form. R.O.B uses Final Smash on when bridge appears. Knocked down and can't stop Smash* Ha! I'm so totally glitched!
Link: Ugh, a glitch noob.
Zelda: You would think they would fix this problem online.
Link: Well, one thing to do now. Kill him.
Zelda: This'll be fun..
Roy: Ok. At first I'm like, "Oh, this is a small problem. It'll end soon." IT JUST GOT WORSE!
Marth: What is it?
Roy: Do you see this?? This picture pleasures all fangirls!
Marth: Oh, it can't be that.. *looks at screen* WHAT THE HELL!? DISGUSTING!!
Roy: I know, right? Making us kiss. So, disgusting!
Marth: Yeah! I'm with Ike.
Roy: Err..
Jigglypuff: -Jig Jiggly Jigglypuff!- I can't stop growing!
Link: More glitches?
Zelda: This one looks like it's about to burst.
Link: Err.. this is a run away and hide moment, Zelda. *grabs her hand and runs to nearest cover*
Jigglypuff: -JIGGLY!!- HELP!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*Huge gust of wind covers the field*
Link: That poor creature.
Zelda: Death to a glitch. Hope the guy will feel sorry for himself.
RandomPerson: That was an awesome explosion! Did you see all the pieces fly? And the gust!
RandomFriend: Yeah, like, totally awesome!
Link and Zelda: ..... No.
Mario: So, you mean we're just toys in a video game?
Director: Some type of kid's fantasy. But, I mean, we had to replace the kids used for this. You guys and girls cut their hands, fingers, anything your abilities and swords can touch.
Ganondorf: HAHAHA! Let them suffer!
Mario: Well, how many kids has it been so far?
Director: About 10,000. But! I got a secret weapon. *smirks*
*Few days later*
Lucas: So, I'm suppose to fight them with just my hand?
Director: Yes! Give them your best, kid! *runs away*
Lucas: I got a bad feeling-
Director: ACTION!
Link: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
*SLICE! Black out*
Pit: Fanboys, beware! The girls are here!
*opens curtain and the Brawl girls appear*
Zero Suit Samus: Why are we doing this again?
Peach: They did say we would get paid for all damages.
Zelda: Damages? Of what?
*Fanboys stare*
Nana: What am I doing up here?
Peach: Hm? Beware of what?
Zelda: Um, I think we should-
Fanboy1: ZELDA IS MINE!! *runs to her*
Zelda: That's it! *uses Final Smash, Light Arrow*
Fanboy1: Ahhhhh!! *flies off* I got owned by Zelda.
Zero Suit Samus: Attack of fanboys! RUN!!
*Samus, Zelda, Peach, and Nana run*
Nana: *trips* Oh no, this is the end! *fanboys run past her* HEY! I'M PRETTY!
Director: So, what would you all like to drink?
Pikachu: -Pika Pika Pika- Nearest power cord.
Jigglypuff: -Jiggly Puff Puff- Cup of air, please.
Lucario: Anything will do.
Squirtle: -Squirtle- Water!
Ivysaur: -Ivy Ivysaur- Anything with herbs in it.
Charizard: *brings a picture of a bull colored in red*
Director: A Redbull?
Remember, Redbull gives you wings! *Charizard thumbs up*
Link: *looks up Caramelldansen video* Wtf? I'm dancing to this?
Ike: Ugh, I look too cute and too happy. Fangirl attraction.
Link: Same. I mean, I would expect this from Young Link, but not me.
Dr. Mario: A little fact. Carmelldansen is a song made by a Swedish group called Caramell. Many videos of characters dancing to this (usually the Speedycake remix) have been shown throughout Youtube. Characters from Resident Evil, Naruto, Lucky Star, Super Smash Bros, and others have been cursed to dance to this song. I have too, though. *cries*
Link: Poor guy.
-I love this song. No hate!-
Crossover
inu43: We planned a party for the lovely characters. It's to celebrate five actual Video Game Outtake chapters.
Director: Five already?
inu43: Would of been more if my computer didn't crash. Anyway, they should be arriving any-
*DING DONG!*
inu43: Oh, and here they are! *opens door and a messager is on the other side* Umm.. who are you?
Messager: Yeah, I was sent here to deliver a message from Ashley.
inu43: Oh! What is it?
Messager: No, I'm not coming unless Leon comes.
inu43: Tell her he's coming.
*Messager leaves. Resident Evil characters, except Ashley, Claire and Leon arrive*
Jill: Nice Christmas decoration!
inu43: Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Since it's almost Christmas, it's a Christmas party as well.
Ashley: *appears* Oh, Leon!
inu43: Early April Fools!
Ashley: What?? He isn't here?
inu43: Nope. He and Claire got stuck at some airport.
*At some airport*
Claire: Why zombies of all things?
Leon: Now, now. We got all day to make it to the party.
Claire: It'll be a long time before we get out of here. *sighs*
Salazar: So, Mr. Kennedy started owning we with terrible dialogue.
Zombie: Did you get him back?
Salazar: No! I didn't have anything to say. I didn't want to fight bad dialogue with bad dialogue.
Zombie: Oh but- *mouth drops. Picks it up and somehow puts it back on* Sorry about that. But, you should of, anyway. You could of owned him like that instead of dying without owning.
Salazar: Yeah.. *sighs* I wonder what would it be if it was something different.
*DING DONG!*
inu43: Oh! Door! *opens and it's the Final Fantasy characters* Welcome!
Luneth: Like our Chocobo? We painted them brown and gave them antlers.
Chocobo1: You think this paint will come off?
Chocobo2: You know, I said the exact same thing. I don't really know.
Rikku: Hm, low technology, but it'll do!
Tidus: Snow Blizz Ball in the back! *runs to backyard*
Wakka: That has my name written all over it! *joins Tidus*
inu43: Umm..
Chris: Oh! Wait for me! C'mon, Jill. *grabs her hand and drags her to back*
inu43: But, I-
Saddler: Oh, I will win! *follows*
Yuna: I guess I'll play too? *follows*
Luneth: Oh! Our team against that team! *follows as well*
Zombie: Me too! *stumbles to the back*
inu43: At least a few people are in the house..
Luneth: Anything goes game!
Wakka: Everyone got their invisible water helmets on? *everyone gives thumbs up* Only rule is, don't kill your opponent.
Saddler: There goes the fun..
Wakka: Tidus, everything set up?
Tidus: Yep!
Wakka: Alright! Game on!
*Suddenly, a wall of water covers the backyard. It freezes into ice so the ball won't fall out*
Team1 - Yuna, Wakka, Tidus, and Luneth
Team2 - Chris, Saddler, Jill, and Zombie
Jill: Whoa! These helmets actually work!
Tidus: *grabs ball and sword* Here it comes! *hits the ball at an incredible speed*
Zombie: I got it! *ball hits and falls off his head. Dies*
Jill: *watches Zombie's body float to top* It's ok. He was already dead.
*DING DONG!*
inu43: Oh, Director, can you get that for me? Refia is telling me a funny joke.
Director: No problem. *opens the door and is put in a sleeper hold. Passes out*
Meryl: Snake, you aren't suppose to do that to the host.
Snake: Thought he was the enemy.
inu43: Don't worry, I'm the host. Come on in!
Liquid: Soon, I'll take over this little home.
inu43: Umm.. you're speaking aloud.
Liquid: Damn, she's good.
*Metal Gear appears*
Ocelot: Can I park this in the back?
inu43: I would-
Ocelot: Thanks! *heads to the back*
inu43: Oh no..
*SMAASSHHH!*
Luneth: What was that?! That just ended our game!
Refia: *runs to the backyard. Slips and falls on ice* Ok, who did this? I got my outfit wet.
Saddler: Not me. I wasn't near the edge.
Luneth: *angry* You were poking me the whole time..
*Zombie body points to Ocelot as he gets off*
Refia: Why you..! *switches to Black Mage and prepares Death*
Ocelot: Wait, no! It was an acc- *dies*
Liquid: I was gonna use him, you know..
Refia: Want some!?
Liquid: No, no. I'm fine!
Steve: So what? Are you like an elf or something?
Refia: No! I'm a human.
Steve: Then, how did you perform that magic?
Refia: Oh, simple! *grabs staff* Now watch closely. I'm gonna perform a fire atta- *uses Toad by mistake and turns Luneth into one*
Toad Luneth: Ribbit!
Refia: Umm.. Opps. And I don't have my White Mage stuff too.
Toad Luneth: *angry*
Steve: *scared* Ok. I now know not to mess with you.
*DING DONG!*
inu43: Director can you-
Director: *still knocked out*
inu43: Nevermind.. *opens door* Welcome!
Zelda: There's no fanboys, right?
inu43: Fanboy free!
Zelda: What about that Director guy?
inu43: *points to him on the ground* Snake's doing.
Zelda: Good. He's annoying. *enters home*
Ganondorf: *enters* Any girls want to be kidnapped?
Pit: *enters* Who wants to be touched by an angel?
Luigi and Mario: Mario brothers are here!
Luigi: Wait, why are we called the Mario brothers? What about the Luigi brothers??
Mario: Sounds stupid. I parked my Yoshi in the back,
inu43: In the back??
*Backyard*
Yoshi: *scared. Looks back-n-forth between the Metal Gear and the Zombie's body*
Ganondorf: Look, Zelda! Mistletoe!
Zelda: *glares* Not if you were the last villain on Earth! *uses light arrow and he flies through the roof. Hole is also left on the wall*
inu43: WTF!?
Refia: Can I just burn that thing?
Toad Luneth: Ribbit!
Refia: Oh, hell no! No kiss from me!! *kicks Luneth away*
inu43: Why do I have a feeling this is going to end badly?
Meryl: So, Snake. Which group are you with? Us or those cartoonish characters.
Link: Excuse me? We're only here due to the Brawl parody. Snake is better with us!
Liquid: I need an enemy and a brother. He's with us!
Mario: We need a popular character and another person. He's with us!
Meryl: Snake, decide!
Snake: Errrm...
*Previously on Metal Gear Raiden*
Raiden: Alright, Otacon, I got the photos.
Otacon: I can't work under these conditions.. *leaves*
Raiden: *blinks* Umm.. Otacon? *looks at camera and dances*
*Brawl*
Mario: Well, it's good to see you again, Pichu...
Pichu: PICHU!
Pikachu: *angry*
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inu43: Hello. I would like to present the readers a song. The 12 Days of Christmas, Video Game Parody Style.
inu43: On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Jill: Two Picklock Masters, Wait, who's the other one!?
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Peach: Nine Master Hands slapping,
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Leon: Ten chainsaws rumbling,
Peach: Nine Master Hands slapping,
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Arc: Eleven salt covered Chocobos,
Leon: Ten chainsaws rumbling,
Peach: Nine Master Hands slapping,
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
On the twelvth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Snake: Twelve stomping GEICOs,
Arc: Eleven salt covered Chocobos,
Leon: Ten chainsaws rumbling,
Peach: Nine Master Hands slapping,
Raiden: Eight godmod vampires,
Rikku: Seven Water Invisible Helmets,
Barry: Six Jill Sandwiches,
Captain Falcon: Five Falcon Punches!
Naked Snake: Four Random Time Paradox,
Cloud: Three Screaming Fangirls,
Jill: Two Picklock Masters,
inu43: And a Director who's unconscious on my living room floor.
*fake audience claps*
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inu43: Alright, party is over!
R.O.B: But, I was doing the robot.
inu43: It's 4am in the morning. I'm surprised the cops haven't shown up yet. *drags everyone out* Alright. Have an awesome Christmas, and see most of you later! *slams door*
Solidus: Someone said something about cookies. I saw none.
Ashley: Ugh. What happen to Leon?
*Airport*
Claire: Zombie after zombie. THIS IS ANNOYING!
Leon: Hey, there's one good thing about being in here. Ladies and Gentlemen. BUY OUR NEW MOVIE! COMING DECEMBER 30TH!!
Claire: You're talking to the wall, you know..
Leon: Yeah, I know.
inu43: Wow, that took forever. Well, time to clean-
*house explodes*
Director: *wakes up* What did I miss?
inu43: *sighs* Everything..
Merry Christmas, everyone! Also, Happy New Years! 2009!! WOOHOO!!!
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Next Chapter: We go live with the Kingdom Hearts series. I think this is a request chapter? Yeah. Well, that's our next chapter, so STAY TUNED!
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