Chapter 1 - Some sugar turned into a disaster

Inu-Yasha: *is in Kagome''s time and notices some white powdery stuff on the table* What the heck is that?
white powdery stuff: Eat me
Inu-Yasha: Hm... Should i eat it? Some white powdery stuff that i have no idea what it is and it can probaly kill me if i eat it or even touch it?.... Sure, why not! *eats it*
white powdery stuff: *in Inu-Yasha''s stomach* muhahaha! He doesn''t know that i''m the all powerful and fearsome...SUGAR! And I am gonna control this cat demon!
Inu-Yasha: Who just called me a cat demon?! I''M A DOG DEMON! NOT A STUPID CAT! *eye twitches* Oh, I feel a bit funny *legs start twitching* *runs off*
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Kagome: *walking home from school* *thinks: I wonder what Inu-Yasha''s doing right now?*
A far off distant voice that is coming nearer: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Huh? That sounds like Inu-Yasha?
Inu-Yasha: *comes flying by on the sheath of his Tetsusaiga* WEEEE! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!!!!! I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! I BELIEVE I CAN SOAR!!!! WATCH ME FLY THROUGH THAT OPEN DOOR!
door: Oh no! A demon with cat-
Inu-Yasha: DOG!!!!!
door: a demon with dog ears is coming my way!!! AAAAAAAA! *closes*
Inu-Yasha: *smacks into the door and falls over on his back*
Kagome: *comes running over* OMG Inu-Yasha, are you ok?!
Inu-Yasha: Am I dead, cause their an angel leaning over me?
Kagome: *blushes* Uh, what?
Inu-Yasha: *gets up* Well, yeah *hicups* You''re so *hicup* so *hicup* so...*falls over asleep*
Kagome: *stares at Inu-Yasha for a while* Um, Inu-Yasha, are you okay?
-a nickel comes spinning by-
me: GEORGE COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after the nickel*
Kagome: SHINEY!!! *runs after nickel*
Inu-Yasha: *gets up to see Shippo beside him* Oh, hi Kagome..
Shippo: KAGOME?! I''M SHIPPO! DON''T MAKE ME HURT YOU! I HAVE MAGIC POWERS! MUHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: *gets ready to knail him* Show me!*
Shippo: Alright! Arehokeko! *snaps fingers*
BOOM!
Shippo: *is a hat now* ow...
Sango: *is seen chasing Miroku, with a fat belly* MIROKU I''M GONNA KILL YOU YOU FREAKIN'' PEVERT!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: *running* MOMMMMMMMY!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: Where''s my angel?
-nickel comes spinning by again-
me: GEORGE!!! WHEN I GET YOU YOU ARE SOOO GROUNDED!!!
Kagome: *comes running after* My shiney!!!!
Crocodile Hunter: *comes sneaking after* Crikey mate! That nickel species is mighty rare! The Michaela species and Kagome species love it! The Michaela species is mighty deadly around anything of the Inu-Yasha species! She half fan girl species, the most deadly of all creatures! Her mortal enemy is the Kikyo species! And then the Kagome species is deadly around the Kikyo species. Fighting for her mate the Inu-Yasha species! The Inu-Yasha species is dog/cat! The-
Shippo: SHUT UP WITH THE FREAKIN'' LONG INTRO! *throws a crocodile at him*

me: a cliffhanger! *is putting up signs that say "have you seen this nickel?"* Well, I hope you like it so far. But, will crocodile hunter survive? Will Inu-Yasha ever get his angel? Will Sango ever accept being pregnat? Will I ever get George? Will Kikyo ever die? Find out next time.

This program brought to you buy Huggies Daipers.

Shippo: *pops in a huggies daiper* I''m a big kid now!

me: please put all popcorn bags in the trash and have a nice day, go away now

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