Chapter 3 - More Randomness
Submitted May 22, 2006 Updated May 22, 2006 Status Incomplete | Just a crazy story that i came up with when i was hyper XD rated r for retarded(like many other stories)
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Chapter 3 - More Randomness
Chapter 3 - More Randomness
Crocodile Hunter: crikey mate...*stops the all famous Australlian accent* that accent is getting so boring. And why am I here? I''m leaving *walks off of a cliff by accident* AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Inu-Yasha... you have to leave Kikyo
Inu-Yasha: Why?
Kagome: *starts strangling Inu* BECAUSE YOU MUST!! SHE''S A STUPID CLAY POT!
Inu-Yasha: @_@
Miroku: She kind of has a point *starts to rub Sango''s butt*
Sango: ........*still staring at Kagome strangling Inu-Yasha*
Miroku: ^-^ FINALLY! SHE ISN''T SLAPPING ME!! SHE''S ENJOYING IT!!!!
-Michael Jackson walks in all of a sudden-
M.J: Yo, where am I? *walks into Naraku*
Naraku: 0_o
M.J: o_0
Miroku: *walks over to M.J* Will you bear my child?
M.J: :D Sure, lets get to it.
Inu-Yasha: *is trying to get Kagome off him* Hey! Miroku is mine!
Everyone: 0_0 WHAT?!
Kagome: *sobs* What about me?
Inu-Yasha: Um... Well, I can have both of you, can''t I? *devious grin*
Kagome: -_- Ew! *slaps* I''m going after Koga.
Inu-Yasha: No! *grabs Kagome, walks over to Miroku, and drags both of them off somewhere*
Sango: .... I''m going to go get a dounut*walks off*
Shippo: Hey Sango!
Sango: *is startled* AAAHAHAHAAAAA!! *smacks Shippo into a coma*
Shippo: X_X
Sango: uh...I didn''t do anything.. *walks away inocently*
M.J: Aw, I really wanted to bear that man''s kid! *looks at Shippo.....devious grin*
Meanwhile.... Inu, Kag, and Mir were somewhere.....Kag and Mir were tied up while Inu was somewhere....doing...something...
Miroku: You know what?
Kagome: what?
Miroku: My nickname, Mir means wall.
Kagome: Huh?
Miroku: Well, in french, mur means wall. And that''s my nickname.
Kagome: Oh...okay... *looks away* I''m really wondering how this all happened....Why is Inu-Yasha like this? Why is all this random stuff happening? Do you know what I mean Miroku?
Miroku: *humming, then looks at her* I''m sorry, I didn''t hear what you said.
Kagome: -_-
Inu-Yasha: *walks in, in a slik kimono* Hi
Kagome: *blushes fiercly* Um, Inu-Yasha what are you wearing?
Inu-Yasha: *ignores her* We''re gonna have lots of fun!
Miroku: Fun? Oh, I love to have fun! Happy fun laughy time!
Kagome: Miroku, it isn''t that type of fun!
Miroku: *frowns* Happy fun laughy time is over?
Inu-Yasha: *walks towards Miroku, starting to take his kimono off..*
Me: DUN DUN DUN..dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Inu-Yasha: *eyes widened as he stops* Hey, what are you doing? Get out of here!
Me: We don''t want this to be yaoi...it''s sickening...
Inu-Yasha: *passionatly kisses Miroku*
Me and Kag: 0_o *jaw drops*
Miroku: *stops it* Wow.... That was...wow....
Kagome: *starts strangling Inu-Yasha again* STOP BEING A FREAKIN'' PEVERT!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: *rub rub..*
Kagome: *stops* EW!!!!!! *slaps*
Shippo: *comes running by in his coma...?* AHHH!!! THAT CREEPY MICHAEL WHATSHISNAME IS TRYING TO GET ME!!!! *starts crying*
Kirara: Shut up Shippo! All you do is cry! I mean, you''re as small as a mushroom for god sake! Be a man, boy!
Sango: 0.0
Kirara: Um, I mean...mew
me: It''s a really short chapter! Yaoi is sick -_-
But, Michael Jackson is a misunderstood freak of nature. We shouldn''t blame him.
We should blame the communists!! And the terrorists!! And especially the teachers! *cough* Mr.Forsch *cough*
Mr.Forsch: >:( In the beginning we make our habits. In the end our habits make us.
Inu-Yasha: ...Uh, I dunno what that means...
Mr.Forsch: Inu-Yasha, when there''s a will there''s a way, when there''s no will, there''s no way.
Inu-Yasha: OH, NOW YOU''RE TRYING TO BE SMART WITH ME, EH?! *slices head off*
Sydney: Yay, he''s dead! He''s always creeping me out!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Sydney: @_@ AAAAH!! PERVERTOUS MONK!! *runs off to beat up Nick*
Me: Ok, this is seriously the end of this chapter. Now, Mr.Forsch is my scary teacher. Sydney is my Miroku hating(*cough* loving *cough*) friend. Well, ta ta for now!
Sydney: Are they gone yet?
Me: I hope so, some of them are so annoying...
Sydney: *shakes head* Peanut gallary
Kagome: Inu-Yasha... you have to leave Kikyo
Inu-Yasha: Why?
Kagome: *starts strangling Inu* BECAUSE YOU MUST!! SHE''S A STUPID CLAY POT!
Inu-Yasha: @_@
Miroku: She kind of has a point *starts to rub Sango''s butt*
Sango: ........*still staring at Kagome strangling Inu-Yasha*
Miroku: ^-^ FINALLY! SHE ISN''T SLAPPING ME!! SHE''S ENJOYING IT!!!!
-Michael Jackson walks in all of a sudden-
M.J: Yo, where am I? *walks into Naraku*
Naraku: 0_o
M.J: o_0
Miroku: *walks over to M.J* Will you bear my child?
M.J: :D Sure, lets get to it.
Inu-Yasha: *is trying to get Kagome off him* Hey! Miroku is mine!
Everyone: 0_0 WHAT?!
Kagome: *sobs* What about me?
Inu-Yasha: Um... Well, I can have both of you, can''t I? *devious grin*
Kagome: -_- Ew! *slaps* I''m going after Koga.
Inu-Yasha: No! *grabs Kagome, walks over to Miroku, and drags both of them off somewhere*
Sango: .... I''m going to go get a dounut*walks off*
Shippo: Hey Sango!
Sango: *is startled* AAAHAHAHAAAAA!! *smacks Shippo into a coma*
Shippo: X_X
Sango: uh...I didn''t do anything.. *walks away inocently*
M.J: Aw, I really wanted to bear that man''s kid! *looks at Shippo.....devious grin*
Meanwhile.... Inu, Kag, and Mir were somewhere.....Kag and Mir were tied up while Inu was somewhere....doing...something...
Miroku: You know what?
Kagome: what?
Miroku: My nickname, Mir means wall.
Kagome: Huh?
Miroku: Well, in french, mur means wall. And that''s my nickname.
Kagome: Oh...okay... *looks away* I''m really wondering how this all happened....Why is Inu-Yasha like this? Why is all this random stuff happening? Do you know what I mean Miroku?
Miroku: *humming, then looks at her* I''m sorry, I didn''t hear what you said.
Kagome: -_-
Inu-Yasha: *walks in, in a slik kimono* Hi
Kagome: *blushes fiercly* Um, Inu-Yasha what are you wearing?
Inu-Yasha: *ignores her* We''re gonna have lots of fun!
Miroku: Fun? Oh, I love to have fun! Happy fun laughy time!
Kagome: Miroku, it isn''t that type of fun!
Miroku: *frowns* Happy fun laughy time is over?
Inu-Yasha: *walks towards Miroku, starting to take his kimono off..*
Me: DUN DUN DUN..dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Inu-Yasha: *eyes widened as he stops* Hey, what are you doing? Get out of here!
Me: We don''t want this to be yaoi...it''s sickening...
Inu-Yasha: *passionatly kisses Miroku*
Me and Kag: 0_o *jaw drops*
Miroku: *stops it* Wow.... That was...wow....
Kagome: *starts strangling Inu-Yasha again* STOP BEING A FREAKIN'' PEVERT!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: *rub rub..*
Kagome: *stops* EW!!!!!! *slaps*
Shippo: *comes running by in his coma...?* AHHH!!! THAT CREEPY MICHAEL WHATSHISNAME IS TRYING TO GET ME!!!! *starts crying*
Kirara: Shut up Shippo! All you do is cry! I mean, you''re as small as a mushroom for god sake! Be a man, boy!
Sango: 0.0
Kirara: Um, I mean...mew
me: It''s a really short chapter! Yaoi is sick -_-
But, Michael Jackson is a misunderstood freak of nature. We shouldn''t blame him.
We should blame the communists!! And the terrorists!! And especially the teachers! *cough* Mr.Forsch *cough*
Mr.Forsch: >:( In the beginning we make our habits. In the end our habits make us.
Inu-Yasha: ...Uh, I dunno what that means...
Mr.Forsch: Inu-Yasha, when there''s a will there''s a way, when there''s no will, there''s no way.
Inu-Yasha: OH, NOW YOU''RE TRYING TO BE SMART WITH ME, EH?! *slices head off*
Sydney: Yay, he''s dead! He''s always creeping me out!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Sydney: @_@ AAAAH!! PERVERTOUS MONK!! *runs off to beat up Nick*
Me: Ok, this is seriously the end of this chapter. Now, Mr.Forsch is my scary teacher. Sydney is my Miroku hating(*cough* loving *cough*) friend. Well, ta ta for now!
Sydney: Are they gone yet?
Me: I hope so, some of them are so annoying...
Sydney: *shakes head* Peanut gallary
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