Chapter 3 - More Randomness

   Crocodile Hunter: crikey mate...*stops the all famous Australlian accent* that accent is getting so boring. And why am I here? I''''m leaving *walks off of a cliff by accident* AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: Inu-Yasha... you have to leave Kikyo

Inu-Yasha: Why?

Kagome: *starts strangling Inu* BECAUSE YOU MUST!! SHE''''S A STUPID CLAY POT!

Inu-Yasha: @_@

Miroku: She kind of has a point *starts to rub Sango''''s butt*

Sango: ........*still staring at Kagome strangling Inu-Yasha*

Miroku: ^-^ FINALLY! SHE ISN''''T SLAPPING ME!! SHE''''S ENJOYING IT!!!!

 -Michael Jackson walks in all of a sudden-

M.J: Yo, where am I? *walks into Naraku*

 Naraku: 0_o

 M.J: o_0

Miroku: *walks over to M.J* Will you bear my child?

 M.J: :D Sure, lets get to it.

 Inu-Yasha: *is trying to get Kagome off him* Hey! Miroku is mine!

Everyone: 0_0 WHAT?!

 Kagome: *sobs* What about me?

 Inu-Yasha: Um... Well, I can have both of you, can''''t I? *devious grin*

Kagome: -_- Ew! *slaps* I''''m going after Koga.

Inu-Yasha: No! *grabs Kagome, walks over to Miroku, and drags both of them off somewhere*

Sango: .... I''''m going to go get a dounut*walks off*

Shippo: Hey Sango!

Sango: *is startled* AAAHAHAHAAAAA!! *smacks Shippo into a coma*

Shippo: X_X

Sango: uh...I didn''''t do anything.. *walks away inocently*

 M.J: Aw, I really wanted to bear that man''''s kid! *looks at Shippo.....devious grin*

 Meanwhile.... Inu, Kag, and Mir were somewhere.....Kag and Mir were tied up while Inu was somewhere....doing...something...

Miroku: You know what?

Kagome: what?

Miroku: My nickname, Mir means wall.

 Kagome: Huh?

Miroku: Well, in french, mur means wall. And that''''s my nickname.

Kagome: Oh...okay... *looks away* I''''m really wondering how this all happened....Why is Inu-Yasha like this? Why is all this random stuff happening? Do you know what I mean Miroku?

Miroku: *humming, then looks at her* I''''m sorry, I didn''''t hear what you said.

Kagome: -_-

Inu-Yasha: *walks in, in a slik kimono* Hi

Kagome: *blushes fiercly* Um, Inu-Yasha what are you wearing?

Inu-Yasha: *ignores her* We''''re gonna have lots of fun!

Miroku: Fun? Oh, I love to have fun! Happy fun laughy time!

Kagome: Miroku, it isn''''t that type of fun!

Miroku: *frowns* Happy fun laughy time is over?

 Inu-Yasha: *walks towards Miroku, starting to take his kimono off..*

Me: DUN DUN DUN..dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

 Inu-Yasha: *eyes widened as he stops* Hey, what are you doing? Get out of here!

Me: We don''''t want this to be yaoi...it''''s sickening...

 Inu-Yasha: *passionatly kisses Miroku*

Me and Kag: 0_o *jaw drops*

Miroku: *stops it* Wow.... That was...wow....

Kagome: *starts strangling Inu-Yasha again* STOP BEING A FREAKIN'''' PEVERT!!!!!!!!!

Inu-Yasha: *rub rub..*

Kagome: *stops* EW!!!!!! *slaps*

 Shippo: *comes running by in his coma...?* AHHH!!! THAT CREEPY MICHAEL WHATSHISNAME IS TRYING TO GET ME!!!! *starts crying*

Kirara: Shut up Shippo! All you do is cry! I mean, you''''re as small as a mushroom for god sake! Be a man, boy!

 Sango: 0.0

Kirara: Um, I mean...mew

 me: It''''s a really short chapter! Yaoi is sick -_- But, Michael Jackson is a misunderstood freak of nature. We shouldn''''t blame him. We should blame the communists!! And the terrorists!! And especially the teachers! *cough* Mr.Forsch *cough*

Mr.Forsch: >:( In the beginning we make our habits. In the end our habits make us.

 Inu-Yasha: ...Uh, I dunno what that means...

 Mr.Forsch: Inu-Yasha, when there''''s a will there''''s a way, when there''''s no will, there''''s no way.

Inu-Yasha: OH, NOW YOU''''RE TRYING TO BE SMART WITH ME, EH?! *slices head off*

Sydney: Yay, he''''s dead! He''''s always creeping me out!

Miroku: Will you bear my child?

Sydney: @_@ AAAAH!! PERVERTOUS MONK!! *runs off to beat up Nick*

Me: Ok, this is seriously the end of this chapter. Now, Mr.Forsch is my scary teacher. Sydney is my Miroku hating(*cough* loving *cough*) friend. Well, ta ta for now!

Sydney: Are they gone yet?

 Me: I hope so, some of them are so annoying...

Sydney: *shakes head* Peanut gallary  

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