Chapter 3 - Mez joins the insanity

Mez says:(Hi!!)Dragonfly says:(hi....)Mez says:(Can I be Mez??)Dragonfly says:( *catfish* )Dragonfly says:(Fine)Mez says:(I understaaaaaand...)Mez says:Mez strolled down the street, her black T-shirt flowing in the breeze. She was content, for once, and smiled. Her fang gleamed in the afternoon sun.Dragonfly says:The giant purple hippo appeared out of nowhere and landed on Mez.Mez says:Mez swore and got out from beneath the hippo. She looked at the hippo, shrugged, and walked off. She was determined to have a revenge free day, even though all of her instincts screamed at her to decapitate the animal.Mez says:Zim typed assorted commands into a keyboard. "If the Dib-pig travels through computers, then I'll have to shut all of mine off!" he mumbled.Dragonfly says:The hippo just yawned and fell asleep under a large patch of dried crisp autumn leavesDragonfly says:Dib was hiding in Zim's shirt the whooooleeeee time!Mez says:(I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!)Dragonfly says:(WOOOOOOYYYYYY)Dragonfly says:Dib started to move around under Zim's shirt singing the Old Man songDragonfly says:Dib pooped out of Zim's boot and ran away in the front yard.Dragonfly says:(lol)Dragonfly says:(*popped)Mez says:Zim just stared, his eye twitching madly.Dragonfly says:A GIANT penguin crawled up to zim. Stared and hugged him. "Coooooo!"Mez says:He pressed the shut down button and EVERYTHING turned off. The lights, security, everything. Zim cursed and fumbled around for a light.Dragonfly says:THEN SUDDENLY A MILLION PENGUINS SPROUT FROM THE UNDERWEAR WORLD! MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF TINY BLACK BIRDS THAT CAN'T FLY AND HAVE A DIET OF FISH! OOOODOOODODODODDDDOOOOLS!!!!Dragonfly says:(*rub rub rub*)Dragonfly says:(I belly tingles)Dragonfly says:(*my)Dragonfly says:(hooohaaaa)Mez says:Zim screamed and ran around, crashing into random objects.Dragonfly says:a mobile home crashed through Zim's lab.......along with an angry touristMez says:Mez, forcing herself to be happy, started singing the doom song. Gir had taught her the lyrics while she was stealing weapons from Zim.Mez says:Zim jumped on top on the mobile home.Dragonfly says:(I don't understand most of the stuff I write)Dragonfly says:Mobile home explodedMez says:(Neither do I...)Mez says:Zim landed on the floor, and fainted.Dragonfly says:"Smell this!" a little boy screamed as he held a sock to Zim's nose...somewhere.....Dragonfly says:"I'm from the mobile home!"Mez says:Zim didn't move.Mez says:Mez got bored, and started screaming random words related to revenge.Dragonfly says:"Okaayy....." The little boy lingered around and decided to smell something else. HE started to sniff at Zim.Dragonfly says:"OHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!"Mez says:(Oh, no... Mez is bored... RUN!!!)Dragonfly says:"YOU SMELLL GOOOOOOOODDDDDD" The little boy picked his nose and ran awayMez says:(OHMYGOSHSHE'SGONNAKILLUSALL!!!)Dragonfly says:Booger in hand, he runs off. As he ran, he bumped into Mez.Mez says:Mez stopped screaming, and looked at the boy.Dragonfly says:The booger slowly makes it's way on to her face...Dragonfly says:*Drama music*Mez says:Mez stares at the boy blankly.Dragonfly says:The little boy wetted his pantiesMez says:She hit him with a mallet, and walked off humming "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"Dragonfly says:"AAAHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The little boy sneezed a biggy sneeze and imploded into a large pile of _________(insert something, anything ex. dogs, leaves, boogers, mud, blah)Dragonfly says:(lol)Mez says:(Planes)Mez says:"AND I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!" she sang, running into the nearest store.Dragonfly says:(I was thinking fat old ladies wearing a Santa hat and an Easter bunny outfit)Mez says: (Ah! I see! Very good!) Dragonfly says:The man inside the store yell at Mez to stay away from that store for it was a public outhouse with a large window!Mez says:Mez sighed and walked into a different store. She wanted a slushie...Mez says:(Mez is gonna get hyper....)Dragonfly says:A slushie bunny came and stole Mez's shoesDragonfly says:He waddled back and gave her a sugar-free slushieDragonfly says:(......)Dragonfly says:(slushies are 99% sugar and 1% meatloaf)Mez says:(Is the bunny made out of slushies?)Mez says:(lol!)Dragonfly says:(maybe...)Dragonfly says:(got to goooooooo......clean my foot! BYE!)Mez says:Mez looked at the slushie then at the bunny.Mez says:(?)Dragonfly says:(g2g)Dragonfly says:(bye)Mez says:(Oh!)Mez says:(Bye!)

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