Chapter 1 - FUNNY

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NARUTO: HEY JACKIE..

JACKIE:.......[CRIKETS IN BACKGROUND]

NARUTO: WHY ARE YOU INGNORING ME.

SAUSKE: MAYBE SHES INGNORING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ANNOYING.

NARUTO: WHY I OUGHT TA.....

JACKIE: BE QUIET BOTH OF YOU!!!

SAUSKE AND NARUTO:....................................................

SAKURA: HI JACK-

NARRATOR: JACKIE TURNS SAKURS AROUND A THROWS HER OUT THE DOOR.

SAKURA: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........
SAUSKE HELP ME!!

SAUSKE: IM NOT A DOCTOR SO DONT COME CRYIN TO ME.

NARUTO: JACKIE WIL U GO OUT WITH ME...

JACKIE: O________________________o? SURE...BU-

SAUSKE: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE EXCEPT SAUSKE LOOKS LIKE THIS: O___________o

JACKIE: NARUTO..............................................................

SAUKURA: YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY I GET SAUSKE!!!!!!!!!!!

SAUSKE: JACKIE HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

JACKIE: SAUKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT AWAY FROM SAUSKE!!!
RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!

SAUKURA:LOOKS VERY SMALL AND SCARED

JACKIE:COME ON YOU TWO LET GO SEE MASTER KAKASHI.

BOTH OF THEM : WE ARE SO WITH YOU JACKIE!!!

SAUSKE: AND SAUKURA.....

SAUKURA: YES SAUSKE...

SASKE:YYYYOOOUUUUUUUU SSSSTTIIIINKKKKK AND AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHAHAHAHA!


THE END


NARUTOl: WAIT WAIT!!!

JACKIE: WHAT IS IT!

NARUTO: HE PULLS OUT A DOLL AND PULLS THE SRING....

BELIVE IT! BELIVE IT! BELIVE IT! BELIVE it! BBELIVE IT!

JACKIE: {AS THE ANNOYING DOLL KEEPS GOING}AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH WHY NARUTO!!!WHY!

SAUSKE: UUUUMMM NARUTO I THINK SHES MAD...

NARUTO: YUP LETS RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

JACKIE: COME BACK YOU TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






THE END TILL NEXT TIME

WHEN NARUTO HITS HER IN THE HEAD


WITH A BOWLING BALL...

JACKIE: NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOO!!

NARUTO: BELIVE IT BYEAAAAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/url]

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